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[bionic77]

Ponder # 1 of course, right?

It's either Kolb, Tammy or Fraudgers.

 

[BlackGhost]

Jaws Qb ratings so far
1) Rodgers
2) Brady
3) Eli
4) Peyton
5) Brees
6) Ryan
7) Big Ben
8) Flacco
9) Schaub
10) Rivers
11) Romo
12) Vick
13) Cutler
14) Dalton
15) Stafford
16) Alex Smith
17) RG3
18) Cam
19) Bradford
20) Ponder
21) Freeman
22) Palmer
23) Luck
24) Tannehill
25) Kolb
26) Sanchez
27) Gabbert
28) Cassel
29) Locker
30) Fitzpatrick
31) Russel Wilson
32) Weeden

 

[Spectral Glider]

It'll be interesting to see what he gets.

Belicheat will wait till he winds up on the Raiders, that way he can get him for a bag of balls and some kicking tees.

 

[cajunator]

I don't understand how anyone could watch the game last night and ask that question.

I didnt watch the game. I was at work. Only saw the score.

 

[squicken]

We'll see. The current situation, while making the best of it, isn't really sustainable in the long-run. They've held Bradford pretty clean for the last two games, but they've also lined up in max-pro really often, which limits passing options severely.

Yeah when they go against GB and NE, and maybe even MIA, it could get bad if they have to play from behind or try and keep up with a high scoring team. The max pro thing and the passing attack in general is why I'm not worried at all about the completion percentage. The INT was the truly awful thing. But otherwise they are throwing downfield a lot and sending only 2 and 3 out

 

[Seda]

Jaws Qb ratings so far
1) Rodgers
2) Brady
3) Eli
4) Peyton
5) Brees
6) Ryan
7) Big Ben
8) Flacco
9) Schaub
10) Rivers
11) Romo
12) Vick
13) Cutler
14) Dalton
15) Stafford
16) Alex Smith
17) RG3
18) Cam
19) Bradford
20) Ponder
21) Freeman
22) Palmer
23) Luck
24) Tannehill
25) Kolb
26) Sanchez
27) Gabbert
28) Cassel
29) Locker
30) Fitzpatrick
31) Russel Wilson
32) Weeden

Romo too high. Ponder too low.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Ponder at 20 and below Rodgers on the list.

He has no clue what he's talking about.

 

[Nori Chan]

Happy birthday, DM!

And same to you tomorrow if I forget.

a train made of gravy?!

god damn it greg i fucking love you

 

[squicken]

Jaws

I like Jaws but this is bad. Wilson isn't better than Weeden and Cassel isn't better than anyone

 

[Kave_Man]

Jaws Qb ratings so far
1) Rodgers
2) Brady
3) Eli
4) Peyton
5) Brees
6) Ryan
7) Big Ben
8) Flacco
9) Schaub
10) Rivers
11) Romo
12) Vick
13) Cutler
14) Dalton
15) Stafford
16) Alex Smith
17) RG3
18) Cam
19) Bradford
20) Ponder
21) Freeman
22) Palmer
23) Luck
24) Tannehill
25) Kolb
26) Sanchez
27) Gabbert
28) Cassel
29) Locker
30) Fitzpatrick
31) Russel Wilson
32) Weeden

And pretty much Weeden will stay there unless we win 4+ games and even then he'll probably go as high as 30 just because everyone will just remember his first game.

 

[bionic77]

I like Jaws but this is bad. Wilson isn't better than Weeden and Cassel isn't better than anyone

It's ESPN, it's your fault for expecting something intelligent.

Look in the mirror before you point a finger or argue with the retard.

 

[eznark]

Fuck that Russell Wilson at 31?!

Spoiler

it's laughable that he is ahead of Weeden

 

[storybook77]

Fuck that Russell Wilson at 31?!

Spoiler

it's laughable that he is ahead of Weeden

From 21-32 is like a grab bag of suckage so I'll just assume Jaws pulled them out of a hat and put them in that order.

 

[Slo]

Romo too high. Ponder too low.

Start walking up the list and tell me what quarterbacks who's teams would rather have Ponder. There's only a couple that I could see making that trade.

 

[red13th]

Don't know if it's been posted but,

That's so good

 

[TheLegendary]

Is that list based off of this year so far? I love A-Rod as much as the next heterosexual football fan, but is he really the best this season?

 

[BannedEpisode]

I stopped reading at #3 when I still hadn't seen Ponder.

Sham list!

 

[bionic77]

Is that list based off of this year so far? I love A-Rod as much as the next heterosexual football fan, but is he really the best this season?

According to ESPNs experts he is!

 

[eznark]

I stopped reading at #3 when I still hadn't seen Ponder.

Sham list!

.

 

[Fantomex]

Taken 2 comes out today fellas. It's your american duty to go see mindless action!

 

[BannedEpisode]

Taken 2 comes out today fellas. It's your american duty to go see mindless action!

I've heard it's horrible and great.

 

[JABEE]

I stopped reading at #3 when I still hadn't seen Ponder.

Sham list!

This is the truth.

 

[Talon]

Two hour conference calls are a sign of the apocalypse.

 

[Fantomex]

I've heard it's horrible and great.

Ebert says it's good, and since he's the only one saying it I'll have to agree with him.

 

[BannedEpisode]

This is the truth.

20th on the list, number 1 in our hearts.

 

[BlackGhost]

What's with all this Ponder love? What's happened to NFL GAF? Have we forsaken Tebow?

 

[BannedEpisode]

What's with all this Ponder love? What's happened to NFL GAF? Have we forsaken Tebow?

Well I have a reason. Everyone else has a man crush on nfl networks back up QB on the all Pro handsome team.

 

[Sanjuro]

Fitzmagic :'(

 

[cajunator]

Taken 2 comes out today fellas. It's your american duty to go see mindless action!

Will definitely go watch it when Im off work on tuesday.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I want to see Argo, Wreck it Ralph, Django Unchained, and maybe Frankenweenie.

 

[BlackGhost]

Well I have a reason. Everyone else has a man crush on nfl networks back up QB on the all Pro handsome team.

When the Day of Tebow has finally come, only the True Tebow followers will be saved. It has Been written

 

[Kave_Man]

Taken 2 comes out today fellas. It's your american duty to go see mindless action!

I ain't American!

More Browns news, with Travis Benjamin and Massaquoi sitting out again today looks very unlikely that they'll play on Sunday...

Josh Gordon/Greg Little future!

 

[cajunator]

I seriously think the Browns would beat the Saints somehow. Thats how bad the defense is.

 

[BlackGhost]

I seriously think the Browns would beat the Saints somehow. Thats how bad the defense is.

Don't worry, we wouldn't

 

[yankeehater]

I want to see Argo, Wreck it Ralph, Django Unchained, and maybe Frankenweenie.

Wreck it Ralph for sure. Argo looks interesting but I dont trust Affleck at all so I will wait for a lot of reviews to come.

 

[cajunator]

Don't worry, we wouldn't

Your team beat us when we were a much better team. You guys got Scott fujita
He's probably still better than our entire linebacker crew minus VIlma maybe.

 

[Ænima]

Jaw's List

If past performance is taken into account for this list, then it is just terrible. If it is based solely on how they have played this year, then it is the dumbest football list I have ever seen.

 

[Talon]

Wreck it Ralph for sure. Argo looks interesting but I dont trust Affleck at all so I will wait for a lot of reviews to come.

Gone Baby Gone, holmes.

 

[yankeehater]

Gone Baby Gone, holmes.

Daredevil my man.

 

[chuckddd]

Two hour conference calls are a sign of the apocalypse.

It's also a sign of mass layoffs. Quick, make yourself look busy.

 

[MrPink93485]

Daredevil my man.

C'mon man, Affleck has turned a new leaf as director.

 

[BlackGhost]

Hmm I'm on the Argo train

 

[AngmarsKing701]

When the Day of Tebow has finally come, only the True Tebow followers will be saved. It has Been written

If Jaws makes a list of backup QBs, would Tebow even be in the top 10?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Hmm I'm on the Argo train

I'm totally psyched to see Argo

Spoiler

when it hits blu-ray

 

[Milchjon]

If Jaws makes a list of backup QBs, would Tebow even be in the top 10?

Don't be silly, it's on ESPN.

He'd be No. 1.

 

[yankeehater]

C'mon man, Affleck has turned a new leaf as director.

That is true. I am hopeful it will be good but I cant totally shake bad Affleck from my mind yet.

 

[Talon]

It's also a sign of mass layoffs. Quick, make yourself look busy.

Client conference call.

"We need 87 things fixed by next week. Good job, though! We love working with you!"

I have already set myself on fire.

 

[BlackGhost]

If Jaws makes a list of backup QBs, would Tebow even be in the top 10?

Don't be silly, it's on ESPN.

He'd be No. 1.

Don't he silly he would be the list. Only player on the list

I'm totally psyched to see Argo

Spoiler

when it hits blu-ray

yeah don't get be wrong Im not seeing it in theaters most likely, I still have seen TDK rises lol -_-

 

[Talon]

Daredevil my man.

Ben Affleck directed Daredevil? News to me!

 

[chuckddd]

Does this jersey make me look fat?

"I hate them. They are built for thin guys," said Alex Boone, a 300-pound starting guard for the San Francisco 49ers. "It makes me look like I have big old love handles."

"I don't really care for the new jerseys," said Baltimore Ravens defensive lineman Terrence Cody, who is 349 pounds and 6 feet 4. "I feel like they should put different material in for the big guys."

Boone, who complains that his stomach hangs out the bottom of the jersey, said it makes him feel self-conscious. "It makes me look fat," he said, "and I'm not fat."

When Boone's wife first saw him in the new garb, he reports, "she said, 'It looks like you ate a small baby.'"

No, it's the fat that makes you look fat.