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[Himynameischris]

When the Cowboys become relevant again, I'll be able to emulate lunchbox's posting style.

you can hire a hitman for 10k or so to take out JJ, of course he might be a cowboy fan and give you a discount.

 

[bionic77]

You're right, it's not a rivalry because we still own the head to head record against the Pats 25-19. We have two more Superbowl wins, 3 more AFC Championships, our dicks are bigger, and our women are better looking.

That's not even being cocky, that's just the facts.

Thats not much of an accomplishment.

Lunchbox is obviously a 2 inched who tried to overcompensate for his small penis and the fact that he lives in Detroit by getting his daddy to buy him some shitty pseudo luxury products at the mall.

And Tammy has no penis at all so having a bigger dick than Brady is as impressive as having more Superbowl wins than the Pats. Anything more than zero wins by default!

 

[Himynameischris]

Thats not much of an accomplishment.

Lunchbox is obviously a 2 inched who tried to overcompensate for his small penis and the fact that he lives in Detroit by getting his daddy to buy him some shitty pseudo luxury products at the mall.

And Tammy has no penis at all so having a bigger dick than Brady is as impressive as having more Superbowl wins than the Pats. Anything more than zero wins by default!

Hell as long as your team hasn't lost to an Eli Manning lead team I'd say you're already better,

 

[XiaNaphryz]

How do I sign up for a bid?

Oh yeah what info did you need? I'll send you mine right now

Just PM me this info:

For anyone interested, I'll need some info:

* How you want your name displayed - Easiest way to do this would either be just using your GAF username, or giving me a First and Last name and I'll use your username for the Nickname (in this case, your character name will appear like the Jason "jakncoke" Bay screenshot.)
* Bio (250 character max) - though I get the feeling this would be best done by the community at large. ;P
* Date of birth
* How you want your character to be displayed - 4 body types (skinny, medium, bulky, fat/huge), short/medium/tall, and skin tone (white, tan, brown, black).

And that's it. I think the rap sheet is randomly generated.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Yo chuckddd, any progress on those prison bios?

You can add BlackGhost to the list. KaYotiX and ConradCervantes too, the bios they submitted are way too plain.

I'm a man of few words, and my ability to not make waves keeps me alive in the big house. Others should follow my example.

 

[Fantomex]

Lololololllll harbs is not leaving us. Don't quit your day job Ross! Whatever that is

If its old washed up ex QBs the NFL wants as coaches. Jeff George, Chris Weinke and Bubby Brister will probably interview for coaching jobs soon.

 

[Godslay]

I see the newly legal pot has gone to your head.

I'm high right now, apparently off of a nice hit of smug laced with cockiness.

pats were never a team that lived off history. we got the greatest coach of all time 14 years ago who turned the team around. and his turn around got even faster because he got paired up with the greatest QB of all time and they instantly won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. we shit on teams with histories and legacies, not live off them

that's why irrelevant scrubs like Denver are so puzzling

I mean when we shit on the steelers and put record highest points on their "steel curtain" every year it's something to care about. when we shit on the colts and their celebrated number 1 pick football royalty QBs with our 6th rounder it's something. picking on the jets and dolphins is like picking on fat kids so even that's something

but who the fuck are Denver? who are you to pull the history card? what did we get when we put 40 something against tebow? what was proven or achieved when manning was shit on twice in a row? oh pats can beat manning and his crew of probowl receivers with no names? that was been the regular story since 2001. oh my team beat some Colorado valley team who's greatest window of wins included a QB with more Super Bowl losses than wins followed by 2 decades of mediocrity? oooh at least we are gaining on the all time matchup from the farmer bowl era where no one even had TVs !

you're nobodies from the Midwest friend, enjoy your temporary limelight chokey brought you before you go back to the dark. maybe we will give you our special team coach and a punter next when you come to leech of our talent pool

Colorado isn't the midwest, it's considered part of the west last I checked. Michigan is the midwest though

I had nothing against the Pats prior to Spygate, in fact, I rather liked Bledsoe because he was an all around good dude. Then you cheated, and sacrificed the integrity of the franchise for ill gotten gains. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. I won't change my opinion until Brady and BB retire.

Call us nobodies from the midwest, that's fine. Better to quietly be a good franchise, then to be arrogant when you haven't won anything since your crew put the cameras down. Peyton has choked once as a Bronco, and I can live with that. The other times were as a Colt, which has nothing to do with Broncos history. Big deal, 31 out of 32 teams choke every year.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

I'm a man of few words, and my ability to not make waves keeps me alive in the big house. Others should follow my example.

It will be hilarious if you end up as part of the minimum security wing and have to mingle with the maximum security population.

The plan is to have shared common areas for all prisoner types. Separate facilities would be boring!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It's always fun to see people get riled up by whoever that person is.

 

[Tragicomedy]

you're nobodies from the Midwest friend, enjoy your temporary limelight chokey brought you before you go back to the dark. maybe we will give you our special teams coach and a punter next when you come to leech off our talent pool

Lunchbox, I know they can't afford a geography teacher at your Michigan high school, so allow me to enlighten you.

Michigan, that dumpster dive of a state that you call home, is in the Midwest. Colorado is not.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

I'd call you an idiot (which you are), but it's not your fault you're so ignorant. Flint has failed you, but there's hope. I recommend spending your daddy's hard earned money on a library card instead of knock-off designer sunglasses.

 

[Starphoenix]

It's always fun to see people get riled up by whoever that person is.

I've got to give it to you Gata, you know how to handle things. When people call you a Jags fan you threaten to stab them and leave it at that.

 

[Himynameischris]

Oh great Sherman is apparently helping with the OC search, of course.

 

[Himynameischris]

Just PM me this info:

What kind of bio?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

It's always fun to see people get riled up by whoever that person is.

Especially when he calls out bandwagon Pats fans from Florida!

What kind of bio?

Something personal yet filled with GAF stereotypes of your character or team preferencer!

 

[bionic77]

Hell as long as your team hasn't lost to an Eli Manning lead team I'd say you're already better,

Thats not fair.

Eli was a fucking beast in the playoffs until he got selfish and decided to have sex with his wife. If he was really serious about winning he would have just let Peyton continue to bang her and get her pregnant.

 

[Hunter S.]

When the Cowboys become relevant again, I'll be able to emulate lunchbox's posting style.

You can always be like him. He decided the Lions were a lost cause so he joined the team with the QB that gave him a boner. In your case, you would do it just to brag.

 

[Spinluck]

Listening to Deon Branch on the colts locker talk interview.

he sounds like a pretty stand up guy, and seems to be really nice- hard to believe a good guy could be a pat so im still being cautious.

the interview was smooth sailing and then he said some that almost sounded like a reference to spygate lol. actually it might have been.

colts to use cameras this game?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I've got to give it to you Gata, you know how to handle things. When people call you a Jags fan you threaten to stab them and leave it at that.

lol I would never stab someone.

I would choke them and hold them as slaves.

 

[Himynameischris]

Especially when he calls out bandwagon Pats fans from Florida!



Something personal yet filled with GAF stereotypes of your character or team preferencer!

lol alright I'll PM you later tonight

 

[Godslay]

Thats not much of an accomplishment.

Lunchbox is obviously a 2 inched who tried to overcompensate for his small penis and the fact that he lives in Detroit by getting his daddy to buy him some shitty pseudo luxury products at the mall.

And Tammy has no penis at all so having a bigger dick than Brady is as impressive as having more Superbowl wins than the Pats. Anything more than zero wins by default!

Trindon Holliday for scale.

NSFW
http://min.us/i/bedJfqfTUeot1

 

[simples]

I'd call you an idiot (which you are), but it's not your fault you're so ignorant. Flint has failed you, but there's hope. I recommend spending your daddy's hard earned money on a library card instead of knock-off designer sunglasses.

it's puzzling when Colorado nobodies think they are relevant and have history, but it's straight funny when a fucking Kansas City pink hat joins

what are you gonna say? "oooh we have eyes on your back up QB and reject coaches?"

go to your huckleberry neighbors and buy some legal weed to feed your players. if they are high enough maybe they won't decide to drop dead in the middle of your teams first playoff birth since world war 2

 

[Starphoenix]

lol I would never stab someone.

I would choke them and hold them as slaves.

And that's why we love you.

Only Raider fans stab people.

 

[Hunter S.]

it's puzzling when Colorado nobodies think they are relevant and have history, but it's straight funny when a fucking Kansas City pink hat joins

what are you gonna say? "oooh we have eyes on your back up QB and reject coaches?"

go to your huckleberry neighbors and buy some legal weed to feed your players. if they are high enough maybe they won't decide to drop dead in the middle of your teams first playoff birth since world war 2

Since 1984 the Broncos have the least amount of losing seasons of all the teams in the league.

 

[Narag]

Listening to Deon Branch on the colts locker talk interview.

he sounds like a pretty stand up guy, and seems to be really nice- hard to believe a good guy could be a pat so im still being cautious.

the interview was smooth sailing and then he said some that almost sounded like a reference to spygate lol. actually it might have been.

colts to use cameras this game?

If the Colts win against the Pats, the victory is tainted. Mission accomplished, Deion.

 

[Nameless]

I'm starting to hate Larry Fitzgerald for trying to convince people that University of Phoenix added anything to his life besides endorsement money.

 

[Tragicomedy]

it's puzzling when Colorado nobodies think they are relevant and have history, but it's straight funny when a fucking Kansas City pink hat joins

what are you gonna say? "oooh we have eyes on your back up QB and reject coaches?"

go to your huckleberry neighbors and buy some legal weed to feed your players. if they are high enough maybe they won't decide to drop dead in the middle of your teams first playoff birth since world war 2

Seriously, about that library card...

 

[MRSA]

Somebody say stab?

 

[Godslay]

it's puzzling when Colorado nobodies think they are relevant and have history, but it's straight funny when a fucking Kansas City pink hat joins

what are you gonna say? "oooh we have eyes on your back up QB and reject coaches?"

go to your huckleberry neighbors and buy some legal weed to feed your players. if they are high enough maybe they won't decide to drop dead in the middle of your teams first playoff birth since world war 2

Hey man, give us a break here. Weed is all we got. Not every region of this country can pump out ICP, Kid Rock, Faygo, and industrial ruins. We are trying here.

No offense to WedgeX, he's a gem from the Motor City.

 

[Fantomex]

pats were never a team that lived off history. we got the greatest coach of all time 14 years ago who turned the team around. and his turn around got even faster because he got paired up with the greatest QB of all time and they instantly won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. we shit on teams with histories and legacies, not live off them

that's why irrelevant scrubs like Denver are so puzzling

I mean when we shit on the steelers and put record highest points on their "steel curtain" every year it's something to care about. when we shit on the colts and their celebrated number 1 pick football royalty QBs with our 6th rounder it's something. picking on the jets and dolphins is like picking on fat kids so even that's something

but who the fuck are Denver? who are you to pull the history card? what did we get when we put 40 something against tebow? what was proven or achieved when manning was shit on twice in a row? oh pats can beat manning and his crew of probowl receivers with no names? that was been the regular story since 2001. oh my team beat some Colorado valley team who's greatest window of wins included a QB with more Super Bowl losses than wins followed by 2 decades of mediocrity? oooh at least we are gaining on the all time matchup from the farmer bowl era where no one even had TVs !

you're nobodies from the Midwest friend, enjoy your temporary limelight chokey brought you before you go back to the dark. maybe we will give you our special teams coach and a punter next when you come to leech off our talent pool

You used to troll good back in the day. That died with the lunchbox account too I guess.

 

[Konka]

Somebody say stab?

Stab him with your noodle.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

what happen in here?

 

[Fox318]

Alright people real talk.

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

 

[Spinluck]

If the Colts win against the Pats, the victory is tainted. Mission accomplished, Deion.

I bet you're still in the camp that doesn't realize that the brown fumble was a designed play by our brilliant qb and coaching staff. There is a reason why luck didn't finish his fake!

You used to troll good back in the day. That died with the lunchbox account too I guess.

rip bestbox.

soon the rest of pats-age will join him after this weekend.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Alright people real talk.

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

Which reminds me, I still need to see Django.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Alright people real talk.

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

Agreed, but I thought the ending fizzled out. I have Rum Punch propping up my bedframe, I should read it sometime and see how it compares.

 

[Buckethead]

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

I really like Kill Bill but I don't disagree.

Django was a massive disappointment.

 

[Spinluck]

Which reminds me, I still need to see Django.

Django is aight.

Not even close to his best.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I leave this thread to watch anime for a day and look at what happens.

 

[Narag]

I leave this thread to watch anime for a day and look at what happens.

Fix it.

 

[Hunter S.]

Nice, when I came back from my summer break I wanted to just be Slay, but there is already a Slay. Darn.


.

I think Slay with a symbol would work out fine. I kept the Hunter S. so it would not be like making a whole new account that no one easily recognizes.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

what happen in here?

 

[Konka]

I leave this thread to watch anime for a day and look at what happens.

Post some more weight lifting dudes.

 

[bionic77]

Alright people real talk.

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

Pulp Fiction is still the best.

Probably the best movie to come our in the past 20 years.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Django is aight.

Not even close to his best.

I stalled on going to see it cause I'm not much of a Jamie Foxx fan.

 

[Smokey]

http://www.detroitsports1051.com/ma...ry-kubiak-with-csn-houston-anchor-steve-bunin

Houston anchor completely blasts Kubiak on a Detroit sports radio show. Calls him the "least imaginative coach" out there, etc.

He isn't wrong about what he's saying.

Offensive Coordinator would be much better for GK, seriously

 

[MechDX]

Well I don't want either,

You're getting one. Pick your incompetence!

Jerry Jones will have to go away first.

What if Jerry Jones is Lunchbox's dad?

 

[jakncoke]

Pulp Fiction is still the best.

Probably the best movie to come our in the past 20 years.

This man knows whats up.

Thats not to discredit Tarantino though, I like all his body of work. From his section of Four Rooms to Deathproof and so on and so forth

 

[Tom Penny]

Alright people real talk.

Jackie Brown is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has directed.

Pulp Fiction all day...although his screen play was True Romance which was fucking awesome.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Introducing Cam Newton 3.0

On Wednesday, Cam Newton compared his growth as an NFL quarterback to a smart phone’s software update.

He slides to unlock, goes to settings, presses update software, and there is the latest version of the Carolina Panthers starter.

It’s not necessarily that Newton, 24, has grown as much as he simply has updated.

“We all have smart phones, and as a human I think we all need updates as well,” Newton said. “As we go through so much as a team, go through so much as a person, you understand and learn from the mistakes.

“When I say software update, I just press the install button. I don’t press ‘cancel’ or ‘remind me tomorrow.’ I press install, and hopefully that’ll take care of me.”

 

[bionic77]

This man knows whats up.

Thats not to discredit Tarantino though, I like all his body of work. From his section of Four Rooms to Deathproof and so on and so forth

Yeah I like all of his movies but that one won't be topped by him of anyone else anytime soon.

I still remember how blown away I was when I saw it. Really only topped by the first time I saw Star Wars and unscrambled porn.