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ugh god fucking kill me, i wanna rip my eardrums out.

rap music is the only workout music. kthx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GLRJThnKfg
this is my workout shit

 

[squicken]

If Harvin plays without restriction on Saturday, NO is as good as fucked.

That said, it really is a bit of an ongoing meme how we keep getting screwed by the Vikings organization. Even Steve "@poisonpill76" Hutchinson is in on the joke...

My favorite part was when they Chickens could have had Cordarelle Patterson

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Workout music is for the weak. Rather concentrate on my reps and my breathing



He also has more soup or bowl losses!!

and 3 times as many playoff wins!

and kap has more road playoff wins than the seahawks do in their entire franchise history. lolololllllllllllll

 

[Buckethead]

I have a 100% Madonna/Spice Girls/Fergie rotation going on.

It's doing wonders for my delts.

 

[ConradCervantes]

kap has as many wins at that shithole as wussle does at candlestick

Wussel wants to return home to his beautiful wife and not be shivved by Niners fans lying in wait by the team bus. He knows when to fold em

 

[rando14]

My favorite part was when they Chickens could have had Cordarelle Patterson

We probably would have spent it on the aaron curry WR equivalent

and 3 times as many playoff wins!

and kap has more road playoff wins than the seahawks do in their entire franchise history. lolololllllllllllll

Just you wait and see, this loser ass franchise is going all the way bruuuuuuuuuuuuh!!

Spoiler

to the soup where itll get obliterated by big bad philly rivs

 

[ShaneB]

this is workout music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTNXLKoLlg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk0r4EkqpSU

Diggin it Greg! edit: ah the second track is BDM. I should listen to that album more.

 

[Hunter S.]

rap music is the only workout music... if you're doing cardio in yoga pants

metal makes you lift mountains

Yes. Always have to ask the guys i know that work at the gym to turn off the pop and rap because it is not motivating to rip those muscles up.

 

[squicken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn4g28fisz0

You know it

I have a 100% Madonna/Spice Girls/Fergie rotation going on.

It's doing wonders for my delts.

 

[Spinluck]

I have a 100% Madonna/Spice Girls/Fergie rotation going on.

It's doing wonders for my delts.

That all sounds too mainstream for you.

 

[BlackGhost]

Thread is going into dark places tonight -_-

 

[AngmarsKing701]

if only the ravens had an anquan boldin type receiver that they could trust on 3rd downs.

Or if the refs gifted them more bogus DPI calls

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

We probably would have spent it on the aaron curry WR equivalent

we already drafted aj jenkins the year before

 

[Bowser]

rap music is the only workout music... if you're doing cardio in yoga pants

metal makes you lift mountains

You're listening to the wrong rap music. You gotta listen to that ignorant shit.

Dumb shit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0

 

[rando14]

I have a 100% Madonna/Spice Girls/Fergie rotation going on.

It's doing wonders for my delts.

Protip for lateral delts: try holding a 2.5 or 5 lb plate in each hand and raise them unti they're 90 degrees and hold them. Great for working on your mind-muscle connection and really great at isolating that part of your shoulder

 

[jWILL253]

and 3 times as many playoff wins!

and kap has more road playoff wins than the seahawks do in their entire franchise history. lolololllllllllllll

This is YouTube comments-quality straw-grasping, right here...

 

[cdyhybrid]

We probably would have spent it on the aaron curry WR equivalent

Nah, AJ Jenkins was already drafted by the time we would have picked.

 

[B For Bendetta]

Yep it's Mexican for beer.

You people.

 

[Bread]

Thread is going into dark places tonight -_-

this is what happens when i post here

embrace it

 

[filler]

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We want you, the reader, to be smarter than that and not shackled by this narrow minded practice. With that in mind, here's the top White Guy Code Words to look out for so that you can avoid using them only for white athletes and be more progressive in your sports fandom. Case in point, I think all of these have been used to describe Dustin Pedroia.

1) Scrappy
2) High motor
3) Gamer
4) Sneaky athletic
5) Gritty
6) Winner
7) High ___ IQ
8) Good fundamentals
9) Plays the game the right way
10) Lunch pail guy
11) Heady and/or cerebral
12) Deceptive speed
13) Gym rat
14) Intangibles
15) Gets the most out of his abilities
16) Has a lot of heart
17) Grinder
18) Out-hustles
19) Someone you’d love your daughter to date
20) David Eckstein

And we have a few submissions from an expert on this subject, Paul Pabst of The Dan Patrick Show...

21) Wes Welker type
22) Coach's son
23) Faster than he appears

 

[squicken]

Thread is going into dark places tonight -_-

You youngs have no idea how scandalous this was when it came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU&t=55s

 

[Kave_Man]

Thread is going into dark places tonight -_-

You know what I say to that?

HELL YEAH!

 

[cdyhybrid]

YOUR WHITE GUY CODE WORD POWER RANKINGS

THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL PLAYER

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I'm so pissed off.

I lost my right glove. Had that pair of gloves for 6 years. Loved the shit out of them.

I spent 3 quarters of an hour retracing my steps in Wal-Mart trying to find them with no luck.

Fuck.

Look who found it

Edit - ugh. I really need to figure out how to import images from my Nexus 7

 

[shadyspace]

Lunch pail guy?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Lunch pail guy?

They call John Kuhn that 6 times a game.

 

[jWILL253]

Rick Ross - "BMF"
The Game - "Ali Bombaye"
Ludacris - "Move Bitch!"
Bone Crusher - "Never Scared"
Lil' Jon - "Roll Call"

These belong on your workout playlist, if you bout dat life...

 

[Coldnoodle]

Rick Ross - "BMF"
The Game - "Ali Bombaye"
Ludacris - "Move Bitch!"
Bone Crusher - "Never Scared"
Lil' Jon - "Roll Call"

These belong on your workout playlist, if you bout dat life...

Ali Bomaye is my getting out of the door song.

 

[squicken]

They call John Kuhn that 6 times a game.

I would say in general that fullbacks and slot WRs get about 90% of that stuff. Vonta Leach got a lot of try hard grinder talk when he was with Foster

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I just put on some *NSYNC when I want to exercise.

 

[Greg]

Workout music is for the weak. Rather concentrate on my reps and my breathing

you're on another level!

He said "workout", not "commit mass homicide"...

devil music

you've both been hexed

Yes. Always have to ask the guys i know that work at the gym to turn off the pop and rap because it is not motivating to rip those muscles up.

Diggin it Greg! edit: ah the second track is BDM. I should listen to that album more.

yes!

You're listening to the wrong rap music. You gotta listen to that ignorant shit.

Dumb shit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0

see, that doesn't get me pumped up at all

different tastes though - I get it

 

[Bread]

I don't even understand the need for serious workout music

I just listen to music I like while I workout, it doesn't have to be shitty hip pop

 

[Bowser]

Rick Ross - "BMF"
The Game - "Ali Bombaye"
Ludacris - "Move Bitch!"
Bone Crusher - "Never Scared"
Lil' Jon - "Roll Call"

These belong on your workout playlist, if you bout dat life...

I would add:

Roy Jones - Can't Be Touched
Ludacris - Get The Fuck Back
2Pac - No More Pain

Among others

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Watching SoundFX on NFLN, Chargers defense talking shit about Dalton during the game, lol.

DB watches from opposite side of the field, says to WR: "Oh man that was going to be a pick. That was going to be a pick."

Dalton throws into double coverage, as DB gets up: "Gosh Andy, what is he doing? You better tell him to stop throwing that."

DB on his sideline shortly after last play: "He pumped it over here on his third read, oh god that was a pick-six too. I'm like 'C'mon ANDY...c'mon!'"

And that was well before he threw the late game INTs.

Rick Ross - "BMF"
The Game - "Ali Bombaye"
Ludacris - "Move Bitch!"
Bone Crusher - "Never Scared"
Lil' Jon - "Roll Call"

These belong on your workout playlist, if you bout dat life...

I would add:

Roy Jones - Can't Be Touched
Ludacris - Get The Fuck Back
2Pac - No More Pain

Among others

While those are good, that first Blood Bros super mix of 80s action movie themes is still the greatest workout track ever.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Watching SoundFX on NFLN, Chargers defense talking shit about Dalton during the game, lol.

DB watches from opposite side of the field, says to WR: "Oh man that was going to be a pick. That was going to be a pick."

Dalton throws into double coverage, as DB gets up: "Gosh Andy, what is he doing? You better tell him to stop throwing that."

DB on his sideline shortly after last play: "He pumped it over here on his third read, oh god that was a pick-six too. I'm like 'C'mon ANDY...c'mon!'"

And that was well before he threw the late game INTs.

While those are good, that first Blood Bros super mix of 80s action movie themes is still the greatest workout track ever.

That's my QB

 

[MRSA]

So are Browns-GAF on suicide watch with Johnny Football declaring for the draft?

 

[Narag]

So are Browns-GAF on suicide watch with Johnny Football declaring for the draft?

Not like he'll get past the Texans.

 

[Godslay]

I just watch Netflix on the treadmill or play PS3 on the spin bike. No weights just some body weight stuff, nothing too crazy.

 

[BlackGhost]

So are Browns-GAF on suicide watch with Johnny Football declaring for the draft?

I want him, so no.

 

[Drakeon]

That's my QB

Is Dalton the AFC Romo?

Spoiler

I'm just kidding, we all know Romos way better.

 

[Tabris]

Please. Slay has been so stoic about this team during the season, I've been dogging them about their D since the Cowboys game, and just about everyone else has been level headed about our teams chances. The only one who has done any real trash talking is Tabris, and, well, that's Tabs.

Everyone is waiting for a Denver upset, so I fail to see how the base is anything but cocky.

Yeah, you can't associate me with the other Denver fans. Denver fans are humble and nice, I'm not

I am definitely cocky because I'm a fan of the greatest QB ever.

 

[squicken]

Yeah, you can't associate me with the other Denver fans. Denver fans are humble and nice, I'm not

I am definitely cocky because I'm a fan of the greatest QB ever.

Tom Brady?

 

[MRSA]

I want him, so no.

You'll get Derrick Carr and you'll be miserable.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yeah, you can't associate me with the other Denver fans. Denver fans are humble and nice, I'm not

I am definitely cocky because I'm a fan of the greatest QB ever.

You are a whore. If a Manning played on the Patriots you would cheer for them.

 

[Tabris]

You are a whore. If a Manning played on the Patriots you would cheer for them.

I would never have to worry about that as Peyton would never play for the Patriots. He's too classy for that.

Pats are for Murderers, Cheaters, and whatever Tom Brady is.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Here you go, Larry.

Thanks!

GO PANTHERS! I LOVE CAM NEWTON ICE UP SON RIVERBOAT RON KRAKEN!!!

 

[Bowser]

Thanks!

GO PANTHERS! I LOVE CAM NEWTON ICE UP SON RIVERBOAT RON KRAKEN!!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I would never have to worry about that as Peyton would never play for the Patriots. He's too classy for that.

Pats are for Murderers, Cheaters, and whatever Tom Brady is.

What will you do when the Mannings retire? Find someone new to whore on?

 

[Greg]

Thanks!

GO PANTHERS! I LOVE CAM NEWTON ICE UP SON RIVERBOAT RON KRAKEN!!!

:jnc

 

[Bread]

Thanks!

GO PANTHERS! I LOVE CAM NEWTON ICE UP SON RIVERBOAT RON KRAKEN!!!

gross

you're better than this, blarry.