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NFL 2013 Preseason/Training Camp thread - Doritos Locos

Finally got around to watching the preseason game for the Lions and Pats. Just a few thoughts:

- Not a whole lot to be excited about in terms of the turnovers by the D. The interception by Houston was him being in the right spot after he lost track of his man on a pick route. The fumbles were more of inexperienced players not holding on. Although I will say Deandre Levy's FF was a heads up play by him. Kudos

- If Brady had any sort if threat offensively as help, the Pats would have torched the Lions pass D. A lot if dropped passes and suspect communication really helped the Lions stat line. Fortunately Detroit plays Cutler and Ponder twice. But Rodgers will decimate them. Though, it was a pretty vanilla scheme with exclusively man coverage from the corners and an occasional 2 deep (which Brady split and crucified), so the full Playbook could yield better results. I'm optimistic about the position the DB's are in, but it could be rough.

- The D-line rotation has me really excited. Jason Jones was a great addition and Ziggy (please be ok) seems to learn quickly. Suh and Fairley have looked great (especially in the run game). Idonije, Young, and Mosley are great depth too.

- The right side of the O-line is a mess. Gosder was much more valuable at RT than people gave him credit for. And whoever is put at RG (probably Warford) will be an improvement over Peterman, but has a lot to learn.

- If Calvin Johnson goes down during the season, Detroit is fucked. It will help when Broyles is 100%, but Burleson and Edwards have done nothing to prove they can take the pressure off deep. Not to mention Dropsigrew and Scheffler are unreliable. Reggie Bush will help tremendously, but I'm afraid it won't be enough to form and sort of consistency.

- Joique Bell is a baller, just like anyone who watched him last year could have told you. He continually confirms it

- Sam Martin is going to help the field position game tremendously. Detroit shot themselves in the foot far too often with terrible field position and great field position for the opposition because of poor special teams play. Martin is a long term solution at punter

Overall, I'm excited for Detroit to put it all together. But there are a lot of holes on the team and the coaching staff is still terrible. Not have the Lions ever really proved they can be consistent. Only 13 days to find out!
 

Trasher

Member
I'll be staying at the Venetian so Caesar's would probably be more convenient.

We generally go to Caesar's Palace every time regardless of where we stay. I think we will be at Mandalay Bay on week 1 though since we are staying there. It's generally not as happening as Caesar's though.
 

WedgeX

Banned
Finally got around to watching the preseason game for the Lions and Pats. Just a few thoughts:

- Not a whole lot to be excited about in terms of the turnovers by the D. The interception by Houston was him being in the right spot after he lost track of his man on a pick route. The fumbles were more of inexperienced players not holding on. Although I will say Deandre Levy's FF was a heads up play by him. Kudos

- If Brady had any sort if threat offensively as help, the Pats would have torched the Lions pass D. A lot if dropped passes and suspect communication really helped the Lions stat line. Fortunately Detroit plays Cutler and Ponder twice. But Rodgers will decimate them. Though, it was a pretty vanilla scheme with exclusively man coverage from the corners and an occasional 2 deep (which Brady split and crucified), so the full Playbook could yield better results. I'm optimistic about the position the DB's are in, but it could be rough.

- The D-line rotation has me really excited. Jason Jones was a great addition and Ziggy (please be ok) seems to learn quickly. Suh and Fairley have looked great (especially in the run game). Idonije, Young, and Mosley are great depth too.

- The right side of the O-line is a mess. Gosder was much more valuable at RT than people gave him credit for. And whoever is put at RG (probably Warford) will be an improvement over Peterman, but has a lot to learn.

- If Calvin Johnson goes down during the season, Detroit is fucked. It will help when Broyles is 100%, but Burleson and Edwards have done nothing to prove they can take the pressure off deep. Not to mention Dropsigrew and Scheffler are unreliable. Reggie Bush will help tremendously, but I'm afraid it won't be enough to form and sort of consistency.

- Joique Bell is a baller, just like anyone who watched him last year could have told you. He continually confirms it

- Sam Martin is going to help the field position game tremendously. Detroit shot themselves in the foot far too often with terrible field position and great field position for the opposition because of poor special teams play. Martin is a long term solution at punter

Overall, I'm excited for Detroit to put it all together. But there are a lot of holes on the team and the coaching staff is still terrible. Not have the Lions ever really proved they can be consistent. Only 13 days to find out!

I'm profoundly curious if, as mlive began to speculate, that Detroit's going to keep four TEs since no wide receivers stepped up, and keep only four wide receivers total. Hell, make some crazy two TE, two backs, and one receiver sets.
 

bionic77

Member
If I build a PC at the end of this year or early next year can I count on you nerds to guide me on decent parts. I think I would need help for the case, power supply and motherboard. CPU seems to be easy and so is ram and HD. You poors will have to help me get some decent monitors too. Computer will just be for work and will need Windows 7.

I have not built a PC since like 2002. Have been Mac only since 2004ish. Time to go home to the house that Bill built.
 

WedgeX

Banned
If I build a PC at the end of this year or early next year can I count on you nerds to guide me on decent parts. I think I would need help for the case, power supply and motherboard. CPU seems to be easy and so is ram and HD. You poors will have to help me get some decent monitors too. Computer will just be for work and will need Windows 7.

I have not built a PC since like 2002. Have been Mac only since 2004ish. Time to go home to the house that Bill built.

Rude.
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
If I build a PC at the end of this year or early next year can I count on you nerds to guide me on decent parts. I think I would need help for the case, power supply and motherboard. CPU seems to be easy and so is ram and HD. You poors will have to help me get some decent monitors too. Computer will just be for work and will need Windows 7.

I have not built a PC since like 2002. Have been Mac only since 2004ish. Time to go home to the house that Bill built.

Use the build a pc thread in gaming for reference.
 
I'm profoundly curious if, as mlive began to speculate, that Detroit's going to keep four TEs since no wide receivers stepped up, and keep only four wide receivers total. Hell, make some crazy two TE, two backs, and one receiver sets.

Depends if they keep Kellen Moore. We haven't seen the big TE outta Bama yet and Fauria has looked good in his play. It'll be interesting what they do. Keep CJ, Nate, Broyles, Edwards.... Willis? And then Pettigrew, Scheffler, Williams/Fauria? Fuck it, 4 TE system
 
But which one?!

I really like the one at Mandalay Bay. If you are able to go off the strip the one at Red Rocks is really nice. It is all locals and so it wont be to crowded and there is a ton of other stuff to do in that casino. The Suncoast is the same as Red Rocks but it is pretty far from everything.
 

LJ11

Member
Yeah, I just started a PC build, last of the parts should be here in a couple of days.

Should be fun or frustrating, maybe both.
 
ESPN the magazine has the Browns going 5-11 with a Defensive Ranking of 11 and Offensive Ranking of 28 apparently .......also have us losing to the Phins
 

Fox318

Member
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LevelNth

Banned
Your team: Seattle Seahawks

Your 2012 record: 11-5

Your coach: Pete Carroll. Anyone predicting that the Seahawks will win the Super Bowl this year (or even make it, frankly) is willfully turning a blind eye to the fact that this man is in charge of things.

Remember a few years back when the Chargers were "the most talented team in the AFC" and people like Peter King would pick them to go to the Super Bowl even though that meant conveniently forgetting that fucking NORV was the coach? This is that. Somewhere down the line, Pete Carroll will ruin the season by letting the clock expire at the end of the first half with his team at the 4-inch line. I assume he'll get distracted by his research into what REALLY happened on 9/11.

Your quarterback: Bruno Mars.

Your fantasy player everyone will hate: Percy Harvin. He's your problem now, assholes.

Someone will draft Harvin in the final round of their draft and attempt to stash him on their roster all season long. And they'll fancy this a brilliant maneuver: to waste a precious roster spot with the assumption that Harvin will come back in early November, post 150 yards a game, and win them a title. This NEVER works. Take it from someone who has never won a fantasy league and has stashed away the likes of Vincent Jackson (held out) and Rashard Mendenhall (bad knee, loved bin Laden) for months at a time: You will get horsefucked.

Why your team sucks: Yes yes, we're all super excited about The New Flutie, aren't we? I watched the Seahawks nearly upset the Falcons last January and Russell Wilson was the bestest player on the field. But I can LEARN TO HATE with the best of them, and I only need one more full season of TV analysts being like Can you believe scouts said this guy was too short? to turn on Wilson completely. He's a little bit short. Let's not treat him like a guy who overcame fucking polio to make an NFL roster. Besides, maybe he is too short. Maybe all of his passes will get knocked down this season and he'll turn into the Second Coming of Jeff Blake and you'll quickly understand why he was drafted in the third round to begin with. Also, Russell Wilson is responsible for this paragraph:

I feel like Russell Wilson fell out of the sky for me. He vindicates everything I ever thought about football — that it takes more than just talent, that it doesn't always have to make sense, that it's more of a chemistry/personality/intangible sport than we think, that there's no safer bet than a talented kid with a chip on his shoulder who spent his entire career proving people wrong.
Thank you, Bill "DON'T ASK HOW I GOT THESE POWERS!" Simmons for turning Russell Wilson into football's David Eckstein. Christ. This is only the beginning of Wilson getting the "He's just a winner!" treatment from people. Once Tebow gets cut by the Patriots, Wilson will fully assume the magical unicorn role for sportswriters looking for true heroes. Seahawks fans are already an insufferable lot—still bitching about the reffing a Super Bowl in which their team played absolutely horrific football and living in a city that has all of the preciousness of Northern California but none of the good weather—and Wilson's ascent will only make them worse. Seriously, cut it out with that 12th man shit. You stole that from A&M and everyone knows it. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm gonna start calling Wilson RUSSELL FOOTBALL just to troll you.

By the way, given this team's middling offensive line play, it behooves me to remind you that the Seahawks are one hit away from turning the offense over to either T-Jack or Brady Quinn. So marvel all you like over free agent acquisitions like Antoine Winfield (who can no longer cover the pass) and Cliff Avril (good for at least three clutch penalties per game!). Your season rests on a terrible road team protecting a dwarf quarterback from defenders three times his size, who is throwing to the always-hurt 2009 Vikings receiving corps. I wish you luck.

Also fuck Golden Tate.
I laughed pretty hard.
 

Talon

Member
I haven't played Dota since 1.13 back on WarCraft 3.

About to jump into Dota 2.

Wish me luck, boys. I expect much yelling.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
I had 4 coffees today and felt like my heart was going to explode while lifting

never again

Why would you do that? Caffeine won't help you finally dunk.

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Awwwwww.

I haven't played Dota since 1.13 back on WarCraft 3.

About to jump into Dota 2.

Wish me luck, boys. I expect much yelling.

As long as you know the basics you'll be fine. Might have to re-learn the items, though.
 
So a normal Browns year
Exhibit O, O for Offensive to me.
Do you have all the predictions?
Espn mag predictions
Division standings

afc east:
miami (10-6)
new england (9-7)
buffalo (5-11)
jets (4-12)

afc north:
cincinnati (11-5)
baltimore (9-7)
pittsburgh (9-7)
cleveland (5-11)

afc south:
houston (11-5)
indianapolis (8-8)
tennessee (6-10)
jacksonville (4-12)

afc west:
denver (13-3)
kansas city (10-6)
san diego (5-11)
oakland (4-12)

nfc east:
washington (10-6)
dallas (8-8)
giants (8-8)
philadelphia (6-10)

nfc north:
green bay (11-5)
chicago (9-7)
minnesota (7-9)
detroit (5-11)

nfc south:
atlanta (11-5)
tampa bay (9-7)
carolina (7-9)
new orleans (6-10)

nfc west:
seattle (13-3)
san francisco (13-3)
st louis (7-9)
arizona (3-13)

playoffs (with scores):

houston 24, baltimore 3
miami 20, kansas city 13
atlanta 45, tampa bay 10
san francisco 19, washington 13

houston 37, cincinnati 20
denver 41, miami 28
green bay 31, atlanta 24
seattle 23, san francisco 21

denver 24, houston 14
seattle 28, green bay 24

denver 34, seattle 31
 

DSmalls84

Member
In a division full of laptop thieves, bounty hunters and gluttons Atlanta remains on top. Yep predictions seem pretty spot on
even the playoff loss
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I laughed pretty hard.

Oh man, the emails section for that page:

I didn’t even realize we were such assholes until I lost a bet last year and had to wear Jets gear in the Hawks Nest last season.

On the way to my seats which were in row OO (do that math that’s 41 rows) up the steepest steps I have ever climbed in my life (on the way passing several already incredibly wasted, and incredibly obese and incredibly winded fans) I was informed every step of the way how much “Teblow” sucks and how big of a homosexual (they expressed this with a 3 letter word) I was for being a fan of him. In the first quarter after the Golden Tate touchdown a man in a Flynn Jersey, rocking the socks/sandals combo with long greasy unkempt hair turned around and yelled, not at me, but the child beside me’s face about how “The Jets are the worst fucking team in the league and he should prepare to bend over”. When the father politely asked him to stop cause he’s a fucking kid, he responded spittle flying out of his mouth with every word “YOU DONT BRING YOUR KIDS TO THE FUCKING HAWKS NEST WOOOOOOO” and proceeded to high 5 his buddies and chug a beer.

After walking down all those steps to take a piss, I saw a group of 3 Hawks fans push another Jets fan into the urinal while he was pissing (again celebrated with high 5’s and beer chugging). Not wanting to risk this I climbed back to my seats and offered my friends the next 2 rounds of brew if they would escort me to the washroom and set up a human shield protecting me.

With most Jets fans out of the building by the 3rd quarter of the blowout, fans turned on each other. From the east side of the Hawks nest lower side I heard a chant start “Tase him tase him tase him” and looked over to see 2 Seahawks fans fighting (I use this term loosely, more of an on the ground man-hug) and 2 King County Sheriffs officers tasers in hand (by the third quarter in the Hawks Nest regular security no long patrols this section) attempting to break it up followed by the horrible “click click click” of the taser going off and then the roar of approval from the entire section.

The saddest part is, that the entire stadium was nearly empty by the 4th quarter because all the respectable fans leave while a drunken mass crams in behind the visitor teams sideline to heckle the athletes and vomit over the railing. Leaving the stadium while stepping over copious amounts of puke there was a gutted transit bus filled with drunks chained to poles and I heard the officer outside of it say “bring in the second bus, she’s full.”

This wasn’t even against a team in the same conference for god’s sake. I can only imagine the shit-show that is the 49ers game in primetime this year.
 
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