Remember, remember the twenty-second of November,
Thanksgiving, when the Jets and Patriots fought.
I see no reason why the butt fumble season
Should ever be forgot...
Mark Sanchez and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To beat the Patriots
And keep their playoff hopes alive.
Lex Hilliard off-tackle, the call from below,
To prove New England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, Sanchez did bumble,
And off Brandon Moore's wide ass,
The ball he did fumble.
If you give Steve Gregory one,
He'll soon take seven,
Mark Sanchez's future employment option?
Try 7-Eleven.
Holloa, boys! Holloa, boys! Make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! Holloa boys! God save Tebow, the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!