BlackGhost
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Yeah Tebow went HAM, he needs to calm down a bit lol.
NFL 2013 Wild Card |OT| The Return of Jafar
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ConradCervantes
Banned
Had to get gas before work before it froze up on me. Didn't matter if I turned away from the wind, it was turning my ears into ice. As soon as the tank was full I tore the pump out and practically dove back inside my car. That shit HURT.
BlackGhost
Banned
A Tebow and Gruden MNF combo?! OMG! I need to change my pants.
This was a risky click lol
So crushing Jim Schwartz's manhood on TV didn't do much for him? That's a damn shame!
When FMT has to double take, you done goofed
I did not know about this. Thanks
BG will forever try to be an usurper to the throne but he does know his football stuff when push comes to shove.
yeah, it was worse than I thought it would be
BlackGhost
Banned
I think he'll weigh in the 200-210 range come combine, Tebows probably in the 240-50 range?
Edit: maybe generous for Tebow, atleast 225 though
The_Darkest_Red
Member
LOL
Obviously shirtless.
Ninja Scooter
Member
I don't know why, but Johnny Football looks like the kind of guy who would have been a hardcore racist in the 1930s. He's got that Ty Cobb face.
I let my shirtless bros down... I had a plain white t-shirt on
Tragicomedy
Member
Maybe he's a hardcore racist in 2014?
I, for one, have never seen him and civil rights activist Jesse Jackson in the same room at the same time. Pretty damning evidence.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Got to dumb it down for the audience.
HES A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO MAKES FOOTBALL PLAYS is just much more accessible for the 75% of people who watch the games on TV but don't really go much further.
You can reference that stuff while also saying what it means.
Isn't Mayock known for that or am I misremembering? I rarely get to listen to him.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
... and no pants.
the ONLY way to experience -33
I think this kind of thing is the future. We'll get to choose our camera angles and from a list of commentators. They'll just pay hobos to sit in the stands for ambiance
Scientists know how to do it.
The 300 Club.
Sit in a sauna at 200F, then run outside naked into the Antarctic air at -100F.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Ninja Scooter
Member
Stolen from CFB thread:
Tebow heel turn in the works. Can't wait.
Greg, I got to say, I really do love the avatar I picked for you. It's a thing of beauty.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Winston runs like Drew Bledsoe
since you like it so much, you can have it back in 6 days!
tebow has good taste in phonesStolen from CFB thread:
classy guy
Blain gabbert probably has an android like eznark
ActStriker
Member
Could've sworn that was a straight lateral
jnc
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
i'm going to have to agree with this post
Grover Cleveland
Member
Kirk Herbstreit lowkey racist
When I was college one night it was 40 below and my friend got hammered during a long and contentious night of ping pong. He ended up walking back to the dorm in just his shorts. Somehow or another he did not die. Hell he didn't even get sick.
This shit is way overblown. We didn't even get classes canceled.
It did hurt like a bitch being outside but everyone just dealt with it (with lots of drugs and sex).
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Wouldn't mind the Patriots getting Jernigan.
Stolen from CFB thread:
What a stud. The little guy looks like a good sidekick.
Grover Cleveland
Member
It's a great idea, but there are too many voices in the room. Everyone's got a comment, but it becomes muddled when they are all trying to speak at the same time during the breaks between plays.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Only a freshman though.
I'd prefer games like the other 3, such a good weekend of Football.
if the niners and hawks are fortunate enough to play each other I have a couple excellent avatars prepared, watch out braaaah
Do a horizontal flip of your own avatar.if the niners and hawks are fortunate enough to play each other I have a couple excellent avatars prepared, watch out braaaah
DeaconKnowledge
Member
He will be when he busts out of the NFL.