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[BlackGhost]

Yeah Tebow went HAM, he needs to calm down a bit lol.

 

[ConradCervantes]

I just ran around my back yard to experience -33 with the windchill

DAMN, that's cold

Had to get gas before work before it froze up on me. Didn't matter if I turned away from the wind, it was turning my ears into ice. As soon as the tank was full I tore the pump out and practically dove back inside my car. That shit HURT.

 

[Eleuin]

he said that HE has found. we dont know if he has ever given a rim job while getting a rim job while fucking a 3rd girl who is also eating out the first girl getting a rim job and then a 4th girl is sucking your balls

so something like this?

 

[BlackGhost]

A Tebow and Gruden MNF combo?! OMG! I need to change my pants.

 

[rando14]

so something like this?

This was a risky click lol

 

[squicken]

JFF is so small compared to Tebow

 

[Hitokage]

To be entirely honest, I really wish NFL commentators allowed themselves to actually talk football more. Everything is turned into cliche, generality, and coach speak.

Tebow will show us the light.

 

[cdyhybrid]

he said that HE has found. we dont know if he has ever given a rim job while getting a rim job while fucking a 3rd girl who is also eating out the first girl getting a rim job and then a 4th girl is sucking your balls

So crushing Jim Schwartz's manhood on TV didn't do much for him? That's a damn shame!

 

[brentech]

too out there even for fmt

When FMT has to double take, you done goofed

 

[Kave_Man]

I did not know about this. Thanks

BG will forever try to be an usurper to the throne but he does know his football stuff when push comes to shove.

 

[Greg]

Had to get gas before work before it froze up on me. Didn't matter if I turned away from the wind, it was turning my ears into ice. As soon as the tank was full I tore the pump out and practically dove back inside my car. That shit HURT.

yeah, it was worse than I thought it would be

 

[BlackGhost]

JFF is so small compared to Tebow

I think he'll weigh in the 200-210 range come combine, Tebows probably in the 240-50 range?
Edit: maybe generous for Tebow, atleast 225 though

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I just ran around my back yard to experience -33 with the windchill

DAMN, that's cold

LOL

 

[Nameless]

wat

 

[Godslay]

I just ran around my back yard to experience -33 with the windchill

DAMN, that's cold

Obviously shirtless.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I don't know why, but Johnny Football looks like the kind of guy who would have been a hardcore racist in the 1930s. He's got that Ty Cobb face.

 

[Greg]

Obviously shirtless.

I let my shirtless bros down... I had a plain white t-shirt on

 

[Tragicomedy]

I don't know why, but Johnny Football looks like the kind of guy who would have been a hardcore racist in the 1930s. He's got that Ty Cobb face.

Maybe he's a hardcore racist in 2014?

I, for one, have never seen him and civil rights activist Jesse Jackson in the same room at the same time. Pretty damning evidence.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

To be entirely honest, I really wish NFL commentators allowed themselves to actually talk football more. Everything is turned into cliche, generality, and coach speak.

Tebow will show us the light.

Got to dumb it down for the audience.

HES A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO MAKES FOOTBALL PLAYS is just much more accessible for the 75% of people who watch the games on TV but don't really go much further.

 

[Hitokage]

Got to dumb it down for the audience.

HES A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO MAKES FOOTBALL PLAYS is just much more accessible for the 75% of people who watch the games on TV but don't really go much further.

You can reference that stuff while also saying what it means.

 

[Narag]

To be entirely honest, I really wish NFL commentators allowed themselves to actually talk football more. Everything is turned into cliche, generality, and coach speak.

Tebow will show us the light.

Isn't Mayock known for that or am I misremembering? I rarely get to listen to him.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I let my shirtless bros down... I had a plain white t-shirt on

... and no pants.

 

[Greg]

... and no pants.

the ONLY way to experience -33

 

[squicken]

Got to dumb it down for the audience.

HES A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO MAKES FOOTBALL PLAYS is just much more accessible for the 75% of people who watch the games on TV but don't really go much further.

I think this kind of thing is the future. We'll get to choose our camera angles and from a list of commentators. They'll just pay hobos to sit in the stands for ambiance

 

[Hitokage]

the ONLY way to experience -33

Scientists know how to do it.

The 300 Club.

Sit in a sauna at 200F, then run outside naked into the Antarctic air at -100F.

 

[Godslay]

the ONLY way to experience -33

:jnc

You are the man Greg.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Stolen from CFB thread:

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Stolen from CFB thread:

Tebow+Money=Championship

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Stolen from CFB thread:

Tebow heel turn in the works. Can't wait.

 

[Drakeon]

the ONLY way to experience -33

Greg, I got to say, I really do love the avatar I picked for you. It's a thing of beauty.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Winston runs like Drew Bledsoe

 

[Greg]

Greg, I got to say, I really do love the avatar I picked for you. It's a thing of beauty.

since you like it so much, you can have it back in 6 days!

 

[simples]

Stolen from CFB thread:

tebow has good taste in phones

classy guy


Blain gabbert probably has an android like eznark

 

[ActStriker]

Could've sworn that was a straight lateral

 

[Drakeon]

since you like it so much, you can have it back in 6 days!

jnc

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Greg, I got to say, I really do love the avatar I picked for you. It's a thing of beauty.

i'm going to have to agree with this post

 

[Plinko]

The feed on ESPNEWS is blowing my mind. I want to watch every game like this.

I also want Kevin Sumlin to leave and coach Detroit.

 

[squicken]

Not dogging the guy, but Winston isn't Andrew Luck. No one is tanking for this guy. Not as fast. Not as big. And has just a bit of a windup

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Kirk Herbstreit lowkey racist

 

[bionic77]

I just ran around my back yard to experience -33 with the windchill

DAMN, that's cold

When I was college one night it was 40 below and my friend got hammered during a long and contentious night of ping pong. He ended up walking back to the dorm in just his shorts. Somehow or another he did not die. Hell he didn't even get sick.

This shit is way overblown. We didn't even get classes canceled.

It did hurt like a bitch being outside but everyone just dealt with it (with lots of drugs and sex).

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Wouldn't mind the Patriots getting Jernigan.

 

[Godslay]

Stolen from CFB thread:

What a stud. The little guy looks like a good sidekick.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

The feed on ESPNEWS is blowing my mind. I want to watch every game like this.

I also want Kevin Sumlin to leave and coach Detroit.

It's a great idea, but there are too many voices in the room. Everyone's got a comment, but it becomes muddled when they are all trying to speak at the same time during the breaks between plays.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

What a stud. The little guy looks like a good sidekick.

:jnc

That's his caddy for ESPN sponsored golfing events.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Not dogging the guy, but Winston isn't Andrew Luck. No one is tanking for this guy. Not as fast. Not as big. And has just a bit of a windup

Only a freshman though.

 

[Drakeon]

Hope we get a game as funny as Chargers/Bengals this week. Andy Dalton getting booed at home/those long ass explanations for every flag were hilarious

I'd prefer games like the other 3, such a good weekend of Football.

 

[rando14]

i'm going to have to agree with this post

if the niners and hawks are fortunate enough to play each other I have a couple excellent avatars prepared, watch out braaaah

 

[Hitokage]

if the niners and hawks are fortunate enough to play each other I have a couple excellent avatars prepared, watch out braaaah

Do a horizontal flip of your own avatar.

 

[rando14]

Do a horizontal flip of your own avatar.

:jnc

Now I have THREE options!!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

What a stud. The little guy looks like a good sidekick.

He will be when he busts out of the NFL.