Crawl back into your hole.
Today, the Chiefs represent truth, justice, and all that's right on this cold, dark place we call planet earth.
Coach of the Year winner, Kool-Aid Reid! The King of Caution, Alex Smith! The True MVP and Best Back in the League, Jamaal Charles! A Once Fearsome Defense That Has Slowly Lost the Respect of Everyone and Will Be Playing with a Huge Chip on Its Shoulder! Eight Pro Bowlers!
We're talking about a team that hasn't won a playoff game since gas cost $1.11 a gallon. 20 freaking years, man!
If you are a Colts fan, cheer for your damn team. Everyone else that appreciates a Cinderella story, that believes in the little guy, that loves the underdog...we welcome you. TODAY, WE'RE ALL CHIEFS FANS!!!