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[Himynameischris]

You need a hug brother?

I don't know if that's enough anymore

 

[Goro Majima]

Records that may fall this postseason for the Pats:

A victory over the Ravens would put the Patriots in position to advance to their eighth Super Bowl, matching Dallas and Pittsburgh for the most Super Bowl appearances.

Robert Kraft needs one more postseason win to tie Eddie DeBartolo Jr. for the fourth-most postseason wins by an ownership group, behind 33 by the Rooney family, 30 by Green Bay and 24 by the Mara family.

Bill Belichick (19) needs one more postseason victory to move into a first-place tie with Tom Landry (20) for the most postseason victories by a head coach.

With a Super Bowl berth, Belichick would match Don Shula among head coaches with six.

Tom Brady is tied for first in NFL history with eight starts in a conference championship game. With one more championship game start, he will move past Charlie Waters and Jack Reynolds for sole possession of first place.

Brady needs to play in one more Super Bowl to match defensive lineman Mike Lodish, who played in six (four with Buffalo, two with Denver). If Brady starts in one more Super Bowl, he would set the NFL record with six starting assignments. He is tied with Matt Light, Cornelius Bennett, John Elway and Charles Haley with five starts in the Super Bowl.

Brady and Elway are currently tied with five conference titles. A win in the conference championship will give Brady the most conference championships by a starting quarterback in NFL history.

Brady has 43 postseason touchdowns, putting him in position to move ahead of Joe Montana (45) and Brett Favre for the most of all time.

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-.../patriots-notes-what-to-watch-for-in-playoffs

These will all happen!

I'm too lazy to give each line one so here's one big one:

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Records that may fall this postseason for the Pats:

A victory over the Ravens would put the Patriots in position to advance to their eighth Super Bowl, matching Dallas and Pittsburgh for the most Super Bowl appearances.

Robert Kraft needs one more postseason win to tie Eddie DeBartolo Jr. for the fourth-most postseason wins by an ownership group, behind 33 by the Rooney family, 30 by Green Bay and 24 by the Mara family.

Bill Belichick (19) needs one more postseason victory to move into a first-place tie with Tom Landry (20) for the most postseason victories by a head coach.

With a Super Bowl berth, Belichick would match Don Shula among head coaches with six.

Tom Brady is tied for first in NFL history with eight starts in a conference championship game. With one more championship game start, he will move past Charlie Waters and Jack Reynolds for sole possession of first place.

Brady needs to play in one more Super Bowl to match defensive lineman Mike Lodish, who played in six (four with Buffalo, two with Denver). If Brady starts in one more Super Bowl, he would set the NFL record with six starting assignments. He is tied with Matt Light, Cornelius Bennett, John Elway and Charles Haley with five starts in the Super Bowl.

Brady and Elway are currently tied with five conference titles. A win in the conference championship will give Brady the most conference championships by a starting quarterback in NFL history.

Brady has 43 postseason touchdowns, putting him in position to move ahead of Joe Montana (45) and Brett Favre for the most of all time.

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-.../patriots-notes-what-to-watch-for-in-playoffs

These will all happen!

Dont EVER compare that cheating loser Brady to GOAT montana!

Ps

Go pats if the play seachickens!

 

[yankeehater]

Go Ravens

 

[MechDX]

Schaub as starter!

Would make those back to back super bowls we are going to play interesting

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Go Ravens

What time are The Eagles playing this weekend?

 

[bionic77]

Dont EVER compare that cheating loser Brady to GOAT montana!

Ps

Go pats if the play seachickens!

Don't do this.

You are better than that!

Greg keep deflecting!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Would make those back to back super bowls we are going to play interesting

The storyline writes itself after you guys sign crabtree!

 

[cajunator]

I dont want to cheer for Ravens so go meteor.

 

[MechDX]

The storyline writes itself after you guys sign crabtree!

Maybe we can get Harbs to do the coin toss. EPIC!

 

[Greg]

Are your teeth yellow Greg, you know from all that coffee?

more than I'd like, but I don't let that hold me back, and I take good care of them!

Greg keep deflecting!

deflecting what? I've addressed your points

you called me out initially about ping pong, and now you've suddenly run from the topic!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Bionic is just scared, Greg! The problem is that his wife can't hold his hand when he's playing.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Don't do this.

You are better than that!

Greg keep deflecting!

To be fair, it is pretty disgusting to put Brady in the same sentence as the GOAT.

Comparing Tom Brady and Joe Montana would be equivalent to comparing Gata and Bill Gates

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I don't know if that's enough anymore

What if we all chip in to fly Gata out to you, for a hour long belly rub? Will that help ease the pain?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

To be fair, it is pretty disgusting to put Brady in the same sentence as the GOAT.

Comparing Tom Brady and Joe Montana would be equivalent to comparing Gata and Bill Gates

You won't say that to my face

 

[jbug617]

I don't know if that's enough anymore

 

[Bread]

To be fair, it is pretty disgusting to put Brady in the same sentence as the GOAT.

Comparing Tom Brady and Joe Montana would be equivalent to comparing Gata and Bill Gates

Bill Gatas

 

[Spinluck]

It seems that we all have a team we don't wanna root for in this race if it comes down to it. A lot of the possible scenarios seem to conflict with our ideas.

So I ask you all this...

Why not root for the Colts!!?

Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts!!!!!

 

[MechDX]

It seems that we all have a team we don't wanna root for in this race if it comes down to it. A lot of the possible scenarios seem to conflict with our ideas.

So I ask you all this...

Why not root for the Colts!!?

Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts!!!!!

 

[Spinluck]

You won't say that to my face

I'm sure if he placed you on top of a stool and got on his knees he could.

 

[spyder_ur]

Comparing Tom Brady and Joe Montana would be equivalent to comparing Gata and Bill Gates

Right, Tom Brady has objectively had a much better career.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Patriots call this snow?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm sure if he placed you on top of a stool and got on his knees he could.

You guys need some new jokes. These are so played out and they weren't even funny.

 

[Dega]

Patriots call this snow?

There any way both of them can lose?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

There any way both of them can lose?

Nope. You know you want to pull for the Ravens/can't pull for the Pats.

 

[Himynameischris]

What if we all chip in to fly Gata out to you, for a hour long belly rub? Will that help ease the pain?

No that might actually make it worse

Thank you friend, you're one of the good ones

 

[WesternHeretic]

East coast people hilarious comparing of all things..... snow. While we on the west coast gets to enjoy the beautiful sunshine.

 

[MechDX]

There any way both of them can lose?

Look at it this way. We beat their ass in 2012 and they won the Owl. We were the better team.

We beat their ass in 2014 ......

 

[Alligatorjandro]

East coast people hilarious comparing of all things..... snow. While we on the west coast gets to enjoy the beautiful sunshine.

They have sunshine in Seattle?

 

[PhoenixDark]

There any way both of them can lose?

Anything is possible with these shitty refs.

 

[Bread]

Patriots call this snow?

Lol what is this shit

Larry pls

 

[Spinluck]

You guys need some new jokes. These are so played out and they weren't even funny.

 

[WesternHeretic]

They have sunshine in Seattle?

Yes a lot of it too. The rain is basically reserve for the fall, and early winter.

 

[eznark]

You guys need some new jokes. These are so played out and they weren't even funny.

Here's a joke.



Fuck you

 

[MechDX]

They have sunshine in Seattle?

Can you even find Seattle?

 

[Bread]

You guys need some new jokes. These are so played out and they weren't even funny.

Says the guy who calls everyone a pig fucker

 

[Dega]

Look at it this way. We beat their ass in 2012 and they won the Owl. We were the better team.

We beat their ass in 2014 ......

We need to combine our jinx powers and both become Ravens fans until they lose. Either we succeed or we inadvertently create a Ravens dynasty.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Here's a joke.



Fuck you

You're joking? I really mean it when I tell him that though.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

It seems that we all have a team we don't wanna root for in this race if it comes down to it. A lot of the possible scenarios seem to conflict with our ideas.

So I ask you all this...

Why not root for the Colts!!?

Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts!!!!!

As long as the Pats don't win, it's gucci.

A lot of Panthers fans don't like the Colts because of Luck staying in school in 2011 (which some took as a personal affront to the organization as if it was him saying he was too good for the Panthers), but I don't mind them.

 

[MechDX]

We need to combine our jinx powers and both become Ravens fans until they lose. Either we succeed or we inadvertently create a Ravens dynasty.

Larry wears his Battle Red Texans shirt to counter our Houston curse powers.

 

[WesternHeretic]

As long as the Pats don't win, it's gucci.

A lot of Panthers fans don't like the Colts because of Luck staying in school in 2011 (which some took as a personal affront to the organization as if it was him saying he was too good for the Panthers), but I don't mind them.

Is there anyone that you guys do like?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Here's a joke.



Fuck you

Here's a joke.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=26965

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

No that might actually make it worse



Thank you friend, you're one of the good ones

You don't want his supple hands on your belly?

 

[Goro Majima]

Can you even find Seattle?

Ah yes, everyone knows the Alamo is in Wichita Falls.

 

[JABEE]

FMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BU7tt3yR24&feature=youtu.be

 

[Mackenzie 92]

It seems that we all have a team we don't wanna root for in this race if it comes down to it. A lot of the possible scenarios seem to conflict with our ideas.

So I ask you all this...

Why not root for the Colts!!?

Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts Colts!!!!!

I'm rooting for them all the way

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Says the guy who calls everyone a pig fucker

That's the truth though

 

[JABEE]

You guys need some new jokes. These are so played out and they weren't even funny.

Okay, Groucho.

 

[eznark]

Here's a joke.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=26965

 

[bionic77]

I never called myself Mr. Coffee, but I'm drinking a cup right now

just admit the reason you can't meet me for ping pong is that your wife won't let you out of the house for things other than work and purse shopping

You forgot designer furniture shopping and taking the twins to the park while she naps or watches TV.

I hesitate to refer to both of you as dirty sconi's because while I am sure weinke is a disgusting, pale whale of a sconi man I don't know what to think of Greg anymore. He be will in the category of frauds until proven otherwise!

And to the allegations of being a relatively successful person who buys nice things and does not beat his wife, yes I will admit to all of it!