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[Himynameischris]

chris, pls

But....

 

[Bowser]

What does that have to do with what you quoted?

I believe BigAT was making that point that Suh should chase as much money because of the possibility of a catastrophic injury. My point is that he will have already made $64.5m by the end of his Lions deal. Giving up a few million per year to play for a winner wouldn't leave him crying poor or worrying about injury.

 

[Syrinx]

Butt....

Fixed

 

[PhoenixDark]

?

Haven't heard about a change to the 3-4, though it'd make sense given coaching personel. In that case Suh would definitely be out, though I wouldn't count out Fairly coming back, perhaps as a 3-4 end. Not sure if he'd be a good fit at nose.

There have been rumors about it given the def coordinator we have now. I know Mayhew went into the hiring process demanding whoever came in run a 4-3 this year due to personnel, but I think the roster will be very different next season. Suh is almost certainly gone, Fairley could be too.

 

[Goro Majima]

Staying home from work again today!

Sadly it's only because I've had a migraine from hell since Sunday night and puked my brains out last night. Someone kill me, please.

I gave up caffeine and mine went away! Migraines are the worst though since it's basically 8 hours of misery....

I wasn't going to.

Also my wife is really skinny (most girls I have dates have been skinny). But in my experience plump girls work harder. Maybe not in the gym but definitely in the bedroom.

I also don't think I ever endorsed ugly girls btw. I am not noodle and it offends me that you would confuse the two of us.

So pretty BBWs are the best?

1. LOL. They won't win 13 this year. But 8 might be enough to run away with that division unless Miami suddenly gets good.
2. Actually that is exactly how old age works in sports. Or do you think he is going to throw 60+ TDs a sesason for the next 20 years? Do you remember how Kobe went from MVP candidate one year to being done the next? After 20 years of being great.?

Happened to Brent so it makes sense. He dropped off a cliff from 09 to 10.

 

[eznark]

I believe BigAT was making that point that Suh should chase as much money because of the possibility of a catastrophic injury. My point is that he will have already made $64.5m by the end of his Lions deal. Giving up a few million per year to play for a winner wouldn't leave him crying poor or worrying about injury.

No. His point was saying a roster bonus in 2016 is guaranteed is idiotic because catastrophic injuries happen in football.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

@AdamSchefter
Now that Colts owner Jim Irsay has pled guilty, NFL expected to discipline him before Thursday Night's GB-SEA opener, per league sources.

Irsay going down, Alex Smith and JJ Watt going up. NFLGAF crumbling at the seams and it ain't even Thursday yet

 

[eznark]

@AdamSchefter
Now that Colts owner Jim Irsay has pled guilty, NFL expected to discipline him before Thursday Night's GB-SEA opener, per league sources.

Irsay going down, Alex Smith and JJ Watt going up. NFLGAF crumbling at the seams and it ain't even Thursday yet

$500,000 fine.

Does suspending an owner even mean anything?

 

[rando14]

I for one can't wait for Irsay's slap-on-the-wrist punishment.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

$500,000 fine.

Does suspending an owner even mean anything?

It means he can't give away any more first round picks.

 

[manfestival]

A friend of mine just bought a doug martin jersey. I cant believe he spent 100 dollars on that garbage. Away jersey looks better but its still a hot mess

 

[yankeehater]

How much punishment would a player get for a first offense misdemeanor? My guess is Irsay gives some money to a charity and promises not to do it again.

 

[Bowser]

No. His point was saying a roster bonus in 2016 is guaranteed is idiotic because catastrophic injuries happen in football.

Misread which of my posts he quoted, my bad. That's what I get from posting a reply while hungry and waiting in line for delicious Chipotle.

 

[Syrinx]

A friend of mine just bought a doug martin jersey. I cant believe he spent 100 dollars on that garbage. Away jersey looks better but its still a hot mess

There were probably some old Doug Martin jerseys floating around that he could have bought too.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

A friend of mine just bought a doug martin jersey. I cant believe he spent 100 dollars on that garbage. Away jersey looks better but its still a hot mess

Reminds me of the time my buddy paid 100 bucks for an Angels Tattoo. But when he got it, shit was crooked.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Irsay probably made enough pushing all those pills he had to pay for the fine Goodell will give him.

 

[bionic77]

I gave up caffeine and mine went away! Migraines are the worst though since it's basically 8 hours of misery....



So pretty BBWs are the best?



Happened to Brent so it makes sense. He dropped off a cliff from 09 to 10.

There is no best. Depends on the person and the circumstances.

And yes old age is undefeated. The only people I have ever seen who might defeat are Keanu Reeves and Thomas Tebow.

Capers spent the entire off season whittling a new toupee.

Fuuuuuuck

I was hoping the Packers were going to suck this year. You are much easier to handle when the Packers suck.

If Capers is working on his toupee he obviously thinks their defense is going to be good. He wants to look good on the sidelines when they get the shot after each big defensive play.

Green Bay 28 - Seattle 10

Whoa...they hired this really attractive girl to work with me...I need to play this right.

What does that mean? Are you trying to score or stay away?

 

[yankeehater]

Hey XB1 people, Warframe is coming out for it this month. It is such a great game, feels a lot like ME3's co-op but with an insane amount of stuff to do. Everyone should really check it out plus it is free to play.

 

[Himynameischris]

What does that mean? Are you trying to score or stay away?

Score, I'm too old to play it safe.

 

[bionic77]

$500,000 fine.

Does suspending an owner even mean anything?

He can't fire the coach no matter what he does.

Pagano is going to wear a fuck Irsay hat on the sidelines and he will be powerless to fire him until Monday.

Goodell doesn't fuck around!

 

[bionic77]

Score, I'm too old to play it safe.

Shouldn't be too hard unless she has a boyfriend.

Just make sure not to upload her naked pics to iCloud...

 

[Vio-Lence]

As a Bears fan I'm feeling very confident that the Bears will be terrible this year.

Yes I have a feeling the defense will be even worse. Mel Tucker is dumber than Mike Tice. It's going to be a dumpster fire. Offense will need to score 27 per.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Tell her you know Greg!!

This is my go-to move.

Works every time.

 

[BigAT]

$500,000 fine.

Does suspending an owner even mean anything?

It could potentially prevent them from attending games at their own stadium, I guess.

 

[gutshot]

Blogging The Boys @BloggingTheBoys
Only significant difference between Cowboys & Eagles is ppls perception of Chip Kelly vs Jason Garrett.... Oh and our Kicker doesn't suck...

Blogging The Boys @BloggingTheBoys
Both the Eagles and the Cowboys should have very good offenses this yr... But both will also have bad defenses...

El. Oh. El.

 

[Greg]

If Capers is working on his toupee he obviously thinks their defense is going to be good. He wants to look good on the sidelines when they get the shot after each big defensive play.

Capers is too busy taking naps in the box to be roaming the sidelines like LeBeau

 

[yankeehater]

It could potentially prevent them from attending games at their own stadium, I guess.

That would be the worst punishment possible for Jerry. He would die without being able to sit in his box and have the cameras on him all game.

 

[Fox318]

$500,000 fine.

Does suspending an owner even mean anything?

They should fine the team 2 first round picks, subtract $10 million from their cap for the next 2 years, and fine him $10,000,000.


I'm not joking.

 

[eznark]

They should fine the team 2 first round picks, subtract $10 million from their cap for the next 2 years, and fine him $10,000,000.


I'm not joking.

Owners can't be fined more than $500k brosef

 

[Sweeney Tom]

ed: ^^ They can be. It just has to be voted on by other owners if the fine exceeds $500k

That would be the worst punishment possible for Jerry. He would die without being able to sit in his box and have the cameras on him all game.

 

[Himynameischris]

Shouldn't be too hard unless she has a boyfriend.

Just make sure not to upload her naked pics to iCloud...

I believe she's single but I'll find out more by the end of today, I'll take naked pics the old fashioned way...polaroids

 

[zychi]

First post decide my lunch today: Buffalo Wild Wing's boneless wings or Chipotle for lunch?

 

[bionic77]

Capers is too busy taking naps in the box to be roaming the sidelines like LeBeau

Can you believe he is 76?

He looks like he is in pretty good shape too.

He looks better than a lot of coaches in their 30s and 40s.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

El. Oh. El.

Ha. Although I do want a challenge in the division. Great teams beat great competition. No matter how great the McNabb years were, we didn't have consistent excellent competition in our division and it showed when we withered.

Just here to put my hat on my seat on the Chip Bandwagon. So, I can laugh, when we finally win a Supe. In a few years.

 

[Dragon]

First post decide my lunch today: Buffalo Wild Wing's boneless wings or Chipotle for lunch?

Whenever I go to Chipotle, it's guaranteed 1300 calories...I have no discipline.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Whoa...they hired this really attractive girl to work with me...I need to play this right.

don't do it breh, trust me.

 

[Fox318]

Owners can't be fined more than $500k brosef

Since when has Goodell stuck to following the rules?

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Gata I just want you to know you are one cool dude.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata I just want you to know you are one cool dude.

Thank you sir

 

[zychi]

Whenever I go to Chipotle, it's guaranteed 1300 calories...I have no discipline.

I'm doing keto, so i can eat a ton as long as i keep carbs down. So no rice or beans if i do chipotle.

 

[Greg]

Can you believe he is 76?

He looks like he is in pretty good shape too.

He looks better than a lot of coaches in their 30s and 40s.

yeah, that's crazy

 

[Bowser]

I'm doing keto, so i can eat a ton as long as i keep carbs down. So no rice or beans if i do chipotle.

Chipotle is a keto god send. Get dat Chicken bowl and load up on cheese, sour cream, guac and fajita veggies.

 

[yankeehater]

First post decide my lunch today: Buffalo Wild Wing's boneless wings or Chipotle for lunch?

You are a grown man at least get bone in wings.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Chipotle is godlike. I just get a bowl with brown rice, fajitas, double chicken, no salsa, corn, and guac with lettuce. Although I often do have to ask to make sure they give me decent scoops on the chicken

 

[Fox318]

 

[Dragon]

don't do it breh, trust me.

As someone who's trying to disengage himself gracefully from hooking up with a 22 year old at work I'd echo this sentiment.

 

[zychi]

You are a grown man at least get bone in wings.

Wings tuesdays. I work in an office, keep that shit clean when doing takeout.

If im eating at bdubs, which is rare(i prefer hooters) ill get bones

 

[PanicFreak]

Woooooo!!!! Football is back!

Go Broncos!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I have a Tom Hardy man crush

What an actor.

I also really wanna see Interstellar.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Gata I just want you to know you are one cool dude.

Is that the first compliment Gata has received in NFL-GAF? The End is Nigh