Gentlemen, the time has come. Over the course of the 2014 NFL season we have seen many feats carried out by numerous unlikely heroes. However, through all of this one universal truth has remained clear: the New England football Patriots are the best American Football team on the face of God's green earth.
For this reason, I feel that it is necessary for all of us to acknowledge the impending event that is barreling towards us: the inevitable, unstoppable, 100% predictable victory of the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX. The deed is as good as done, the trophy as good as won. The Patriots are number one in power rankings across the world, the final sign we needed before this ultimate conclusion could be safely reached. 100% safely reached. With 100% certainty.
Our good friend Dutch who resides in a Euro-futureverse has provided me with this proof of The Event:
Congratulations to the New England Patriots, winners of Super Bowl XLIX.