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[Dutch Gronk]

Jabee, when we have our business, can Bionic be our lawyer?

 

[JABEE]

Have you ever been to Florida? I'd rather be here than be in Jersey.

And DM gets pleasure from the pain.

I have been to Florida! I would rather be in New Jersey. I'm not in North Jersey or the trashy Seaside Heights!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I'm going on a party bus to downtown Cleveland, but I got home late. In a rush so drinking a beer while I poop. Pretty sure I've reached degenerate status.

Mech I'll say hi to Mallet at the bar buddy.

#PrayforBG

 

[Greg]

#PrayforBG

.

 

[Godslay]

At one time in history DMczaf liked football

No one remembers when though

Buccaneers deserve credit for winning the Superbowl in a tainted era. They broke through the lies, and videotape to win a championship. Granted the Patriots hadn't perfected the dark arts yet. That and the Jets cockblocked them from the playoffs.

Next couple of years though, Belichick completed his soul transfer (and got HD cameras) to the devil and they rattled off two illegitimate Superbowl [redacted]. It was a long time ago yes, but the Bucs to a lesser extent, and the Jets deserve to be held in the same air as the NYG anti-cheating task force.

I can't blame Dmczaf for looking back to the Bucs championship as a turning point for the NFL. It was pure back then, an innocent time, where men would cheat by pumping their bodies full of drugs in order to destroy another man, not videotaping like some goddamn peeping Tom Brady.

 

[Bread]

I'm going on a party bus to downtown Cleveland, but I got home late. In a rush so drinking a beer while I poop. Pretty sure I've reached degenerate status.

You've reached nirvana

Congratulations friend, I've been waiting for you!

 

[JABEE]

Jabee, when we have our business, can Bionic be our lawyer?

Yes. He's a good, Tebow-fearing man!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I have been to Florida! I would rather be in New Jersey. I'm not in North Jersey or the trashy Seaside Heights!

All Jersey is the same

 

[jakncoke]

I'm going on a party bus to downtown Cleveland, but I got home late. In a rush so drinking a beer while I poop. Pretty sure I've reached degenerate status.

Mech I'll say hi to Mallet at the bar buddy.

Oh akron how far you going to fall

 

[Bread]

Jabee, when we have our business, can Bionic be our lawyer?

Forgetting somebody!?!

 

[squicken]

why is Favre hawking so many shitty products? Can't he just live retired with some dignity?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Forgetting somebody!?!

We already decided that you're in charge of our accounting department. Don't worry.

I'm going on a party bus to downtown Cleveland, but I got home late. In a rush so drinking a beer while I poop. Pretty sure I've reached degenerate status.

Mech I'll say hi to Mallet at the bar buddy.

I'm not sure at what position, but Jabee, we need this guy on our team.

 

[Bread]

why is Favre hawking so many shitty products? Can't he just live retired with some dignity?

That ship sailed years ago

We already decided that you're in charge of our accounting department. Don't worry.



I'm not sure at what position, but Jabee, we need this guy on our team.

We need a guy to wipe down the loads, but BG is way over qualified for that.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kdZzf

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So far our team looks like:

Accounting : Bread
Lawyer : Bionic
Online promotion : Yankee
Social Media : Gata
Consultancy : Squicken

 

[Greg]

what is this for? i'm in

 

[Bread]

Social Media : Gata

I feel like this is a bad idea, but you're the boss!

An unhateable person like Rando or Greg should be the face of our business. Wait why not both? Diversity!

 

[squicken]

people that can't dunk might hate greg. rando seems like a better figurehead

 

[Dutch Gronk]

what is this for? i'm in

Me and Jabee are starting a business. Nothing says a strong foundation as GAF. I've seen you play Drive Club

You wanna be head transportation and logistics?

 

[Greg]

Me and Jabee are starting a business. Nothing says a strong foundation as GAF. I've seen you play Drive Club

You wanna be head transportation and logistics?

:jnc

perfect

 

[Bread]

people that can't dunk might hate greg. rando seems like a better figurehead

I can't dunk and I look up to Greg as a role model! He's the perfect guy for everyone in the world.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Me and Jabee are starting a business. Nothing says a strong foundation as GAF. I've seen you play Drive Club

You wanna be head transportation and logistics?

How much per stock? You guys going public?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I'm the hypeman for Team Dutch.

I'll be the Jean-Ralphio to Dutch's Tom Haverford

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Bread]

I feel like I should have a controlling share of this company, after all #breadstream is really the reason we have the capital to start this entire business!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Florida and New Jersey

Talk about a situation where there's no winners

Cross out Cleveland and Cincinnati and write in Florida and New Jersey, and this is accurate

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Florida and New Jersey

Talk about a situation where there's no winners

Cross out Cleveland and Cincinnati and write in Florida and New Jersey, and this is accurate

Where do you live

 

[jakncoke]

Where do you live

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm the hypeman for Team Dutch.

I'll be the Jean-Ralphio to Dutch's Tom Haverford

Jabee is the marketing guy, talk to him. I'm all for it though. Us young folk needs to stick together.

I feel like I should have a controlling share of this company, after all #breadstream is really the reason we have the capital to start this entire business!

No

 

[JABEE]

Me and Jabee are starting a business. Nothing says a strong foundation as GAF. I've seen you play Drive Club

You wanna be head transportation and logistics?

Greg can also be our table tennis liaison as part of the company's International Marketing team.

 

[bionic77]

Jabee, when we have our business, can Bionic be our lawyer?

Touching men's penises after a massage is not a legitimate business and I refuse to represent Pats fans unless they repent on their hatred of blacks and equally disgusting love of Tammy.

 

[Bread]

No

Dutch


You need me. Let's talk this through before shutting me down like that. #breadstream is a proven commodity, you need the user base if you want your Shirtless Males Only Massage Parlor to take off!

 

[JABEE]

Touching men's penises after a massage is not a legitimate business and I refuse to represent Pats fans unless they repent on their hatred of blacks and equally disgusting love of Tammy.

I think Dutch abandoning the Pats is on the table. Also, as a vigilant enemy of the Patriot scourge, I assure you that I will never allow their ideology to seep into the way we run our business.

Also, Grover can be our VP of Promotions.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Touching men's penises after a massage is not a legitimate business and I refuse to represent Pats fans unless they repent on their hatred of blacks and equally disgusting love of Tammy.

You're a lawyer.

When we throw enough money your way, then you'll sign up anyway. Don't act like you have a moral compass now.


Edit: This just in, we have a vacancy at the head accounting position.

 

[JABEE]

You're a lawyer.

When we throw enough money your way, then you'll sign up anyway. Don't act like you have a moral compass now.


Edit: This just in, we have a vacancy at the head accounting position.

Eznark is either in finance or accounting. How is your relationship with him?

I know there has been some feud going on between you two.

 

[Bread]

Edit: This just in, we have a vacancy at the head accounting position.

I'm irreplaceable! A pox on this company!

 

[jakncoke]

Dutch going to come over to Steelers-age when tom and gronk retires

 

[Bread]

Dutch going to come over to Steelers-age when tom and gronk retires

Nope he'll be in Lions-age with me, Jimmy, Ebron, and Gronk! Restore the Roar 2015! Fuck boban!

 

[BannedEpisode]

So far our team looks like:

Accounting : Bread
Lawyer : Bionic
Online promotion : Yankee
Social Media : Gata
Consultancy : Squicken

Can I mediate inter-company grievances?

 

[bionic77]

Dutch going to come over to Steelers-age when tom and gronk retires

I welcome all Pats fans that divorce themselves from Brady and promise not to use the N word unless it is an emergency.

Admitting you are wrong is very admirable.

 

[ShaneB]

On the recent topic of 30 for 30, I just finished watching Brothers in Exile. Terrific stuff. Maybe not some great moments for Cleveland Indians fans, and it's always a slap in the face to see the Yankees win, but that was a great watch.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Eznark is either in finance or accounting. How is your relationship with him?

I know there has been some feud going on between you two.

I thought he was just in "consulting". I always thought he was actually a professional hitman, not that we might not need one of those!

I'm irreplaceable! A pox on this company!

Have your secetary call my secretary and we'll have a contract negotiation. I like your spirit.

Dutch going to come over to Steelers-age when tom and gronk retires

See, a hitman could serve us well.

 

[RBH]

http://deadspin.com/ufc-card-features-gruesome-exploding-ear-dude-maybe-sh-1659272784

 

[ShaneB]

http://deadspin.com/ufc-card-features-gruesome-exploding-ear-dude-maybe-sh-1659272784

Yeah, I saw that pic posted earlier, figured it was from the UFC card tonight. Will be watching that tomorrow morning.

 

[Bread]

Gata call milch

 

[RBH]

 

[JABEE]

I don't like Bread's attitude!

 

[jbug617]

http://deadspin.com/ufc-card-features-gruesome-exploding-ear-dude-maybe-sh-1659272784

i would cry if that happened to me.

 

[Goro Majima]

So far our team looks like:

Accounting : Bread
Lawyer : Bionic
Online promotion : Yankee
Social Media : Gata
Consultancy : Squicken

You know I have a fucking Masters in Accounting while Bread lives above a bar.

See it's things like this holding back our friendship.

 

[JABEE]

Straight Pimp