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[eznark]

So what do the steroids have to do with it? Seems like he'll still be old and fat without them unless EZ thinks he'll be looking Bradyesque without them.

He spent 5 years on the radio claiming baseball players who did steroids should be barred, that baseball should delete all records from the steroid era and that if you did steroids you are a piece of human filth.

Then he admitted to using steroids his entire college and pro career.

 

[shadyspace]

I made a thread on how we're taking over Euroland: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=936877

 

[MRSA]

 

[Squall ASF]

Man, I'm starting to get nervous about Fitz's availability Sunday. It's probably going to be a game time decision and the Chickens are not a secondary you want to lose a large weapon against. Plus, I want to see him lay Sherman's ass out again.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Dolphins' Pass Defense 20+ Yards Downfield (2014):

Completions - 7 (1st)
Comp pct - 19.4 (1st)
Yds per att - 6.8 (1st)
Total QBR - 24.1 (1st)

Also, Brady, Rodgers, and Rivers all had their worst completion percentages of the season against the Dolphins.

 

[Goro Majima]

Dolphins' Pass Defense 20+ Yards Downfield (2014):

Completions - 7 (1st)
Comp pct - 19.4 (1st)
Yds per att - 6.8 (1st)
Total QBR - 24.1 (1st)

Also, Brady, Rodgers, and Rivers all had their worst completion percentages of the season against the Dolphins.

So the Dolphins believed they could be anything so they became the Detroit Lions.

You guys are next year's Detroit. Book it.

 

[Tom Penny]

Dolphins' Pass Defense 20+ Yards Downfield (2014):

Completions - 7 (1st)
Comp pct - 19.4 (1st)
Yds per att - 6.8 (1st)
Total QBR - 24.1 (1st)

Also, Brady, Rodgers, and Rivers all had their worst completion percentages of the season against the Dolphins.

But how are that at stopping wide receiver screens that travel 1-3 yards past the line of scrimmage?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Congrats Jon, you're officially an old. Get your glass of complementary prune juice on your way out.

Off the top of my head Kat Dennings and Kate Upton. Karen Gillan also. That's a lot of K names.

I don't really have any celebrity crushes going on though. I feel like I'm entering that age where pictures of food get me more excited than anything.

3 Ks ey? Something about you Packers fans....

I don't really have a celebrity crush (besides Emma Stone, but come on), but I would boink plenty of them.

 

[Squall ASF]

I kind of miss having a celebrity crush to point out whenever needing to reference a chick that's super hot. No doubt there are plenty of bang-able celebs but it's just not the same.

 

[Buckethead]

Celebrity crushes:

1. Scarlett Johansson (pre-nosejob)
2. Kate Upton
3. Hayden Patieiniheihrerrrere
4. Jason Priestly's wife

It's like I like blondes or something

 

[Dutch Gronk]

There can only be one.

 

[Himynameischris]

Dolphins' Pass Defense 20+ Yards Downfield (2014):

Completions - 7 (1st)
Comp pct - 19.4 (1st)
Yds per att - 6.8 (1st)
Total QBR - 24.1 (1st)

Also, Brady, Rodgers, and Rivers all had their worst completion percentages of the season against the Dolphins.

Without looking I bet I can guess our Pass Offense of 20+ yards down field....

 

[Milchjon]

Congrats Jon, you're officially an old. Get your glass of complementary prune juice on your way out.

Okay, did a quick search to check what 15 year olds look like these days (hello FBI), and you're right, I was wrong.

She looks younger than that.

Sorry for being out of the loop.

3 Ks ey? Something about you Packers fans....

:jnc

 

[Tom Penny]

Celebrity crushes:

1. Scarlett Johansson (pre-nosejob)
2. Kate Upton
3. Hayden Patieiniheihrerrrere
4. Jason Priestly's wife

It's like I like blondes or something

Lulz

 

[Buckethead]

Lulz

She's dumb enough to be blonde. Quiet peasant.

 

[manfestival]

Celebrity crushes:

1. Scarlett Johansson (pre-nosejob)
2. Kate Upton
3. Hayden Patieiniheihrerrrere
4. Jason Priestly's wife

It's like I like blondes or something

I am not into blondes but this is a solid list.

 

[Delusional Reality]

I am not into blondes but this is a solid list.

I have no idea who any of them are...

 

[ActStriker]

I have no idea who any of them are...

...wat

 

[Eleuin]

I have no idea who any of them are...

ok snes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Brunettes>blondes

 

[Bread]

I have no idea who any of them are...

hi snes

 

[jmdajr]

It's official. No snow bowl. Oh well.

 

[slightconfuse]

Barnwell on running back free agency next year. Going to be interesting

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/adrian-peterson-2015-running-back-free-agent-class/

 

[JABEE]

Alice Eve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GgHhOqUrUw

 

[Milchjon]

Brunettes>blondes

Time for Dutch to

Spoiler

rightly

call me an old again, but I've always had a thing for Rose Byrne.

 

[Buckethead]

Jabee is good people

Brunettes>blondes

The real answer is:

bi girls > smart girls > fat girls > trans girls > drug girls > rich girls

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Time for Dutch to

Spoiler

rightly

call me an old again, but I've always had a thing for Rose Byrne.

I'll let that one slide. Amy Adams and Jessica can both really buy me diners too.

I have a thing for red heads.

Hey Bucket, how you doin'?

 

[Tom Penny]

Brunettes>blondes

racist

 

[skLaFarebear]

Brunettes>blondes

Redheads are #1 though.

 

[Himynameischris]

Hot girls>not hot girls

 

[Buckethead]

Hey Bucket, how you doin'?

You can't beat a good redhead. We have no soul and thus use sex to feel alive.

We're a marriageable bunch.

 

[eznark]

Redheads are #1 though.

 

[ActStriker]

Buffalo game is getting relocated

 

[jbug617]

Hot girls>not hot girls

Correct answer most of he time but what do you do with a girl who has a nice body but not a pretty face.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hot girls>not hot girls

Racist

 

[Dega]

Brunettes>blondes

I agree

 

[skLaFarebear]

.

Redhead Heather Graham is goddess.

 

[MechDX]

Buffalo game is getting relocated

If there is a travel ban in Buffalo how does the team get out?

 

[Striker]

Barring a miraculous recovery for Pugh, Schwartz will step in at right tackle and veteran Adam Snyder will replace rookie Weston Richburg at left guard, according to two people familiar with the team's thinking. The individuals asked for anonymity because they were not authorized to speak about the personnel moves.

Gross,

 

[Bread]

Correct answer most of he time but what do you do with a girl who has a nice body but not a pretty face.

make sweet love to them

 

[Himynameischris]

Correct answer most of he time but what do you do with a girl who has a nice body but not a pretty face.

Just depends on how great of a body or how ugly the face, I'm willing to compromise.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Personality>looks tho

 

[manfestival]

Personality>looks tho

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Buckethead]

Gata takin' more L's than the Raiders.

 

[shadyspace]

Buffalo game is getting relocated

They say to where/when yet?

 

[PhoenixDark]

Redheads are #1 though.

Nah. Their skin gets all freckled and burned by the sun until they evolve into leather bags at the age of 28.

 

[Himynameischris]

Personality>looks tho

If you're looking to get married sure....but talking about strictly sex...hell nah

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Ez can't handle a redhead.

 

[ShaneB]

There can only be one.

Hello!

 

[Delusional Reality]

...wat

What? I don't keep up on pop culture.