Doesn't it work the other way?
heh heh
I cant do that to you Noodle. At least you don't play the Texans in the playoffs this year
Im thinking Pats because Bread is being an ass
Doesn't it work the other way?
Sadly I think that our defense is so bad right now that that fat, pale, unathletic sack of shit probably could scramble for 15-30 yards on us right now.I wish that was Brady instead of Garrard.
He was trying to get to a bathroom but didn't have the courtesy to wait and proceeded to take a shit on the entire city of Pittsburgh.Garrard wasn't even running for a first down. He was just trying to get to a bathroom.
Man is a hero.
He was trying to get to a bathroom but didn't have the courtesy to wait and proceeded to take a shit on the entire city of Pittsburgh.
#Texans RT @ESPNNFL: If CIN, PIT, BAL, SF, WAS, DAL, NO and CLE win, all 12 playoff spots (not seeds) will be clinched ENTERING Week 17.
He's been hit or miss. Gets good numbers, but I went into last nights game down by only a few points, easily enough for a QB to get in 1 quarter, and I didn't take the lead until that last TD.
Thank you Mark Ingram!!!!
Yikes! I thought Ray Lewis was coming through my monitor to shank me!
What's with Jay Gruden publicly shitting on his players in public?
I'll continue to pray to our black Jesus for you and Baltimore FCC, Larry.
That Ray Lewis gif should include trigger warnings.
i didnt see nothin
*leaves thread*
He's like Bizarro Jon Gruden.
Its Twitter https://twitter.com/tbody89 so HA!
At my kids 5th grade Christmas play......someone kill me now....
You just gonna let me bleed out, bro?
Bro?
Cuz?
You gonna leave when your kid's part is over?
At my kids 5th grade Christmas play......someone kill me now....
At my kids 5th grade Christmas play......someone kill me now....
Wtf?
I did not know Mech had kids.
Are any of them fans of Luck?
Just think how shit your team is and how much a bust clowney is . you can prob work a 3 way in with your wife from the multi whore single woman there
Control yourself!Milfs all over this damn place in yoga pants.
Milfs all over this damn place in yoga pants.
Mech at the play like
Speaking of MILFs, can I admit that Tina Fey is my secret guilty pleasure
Tina fey pooped out a kid?Mech at the play like
Speaking of MILFs, can I admit that Tina Fey is my secret guilty pleasure
Tina fey pooped out a kid?
Nice i'd stick thatTwo of em
At every play/ concert I go to at this school there is this one little girl who is always the "star". Bet she grows up to be that stuck up bitch in high school.
Every time I see her when I pick my kids up after school she is wearing an A&M manziel jersey. Need to find her dad and punch him in the mouth
Think we found BG's Reddit account
[EDIT: THE BROWNS ARE ELIMINATED. TIEBREAKERS INCORRECT. CRAWLING INTO BALL. INTO FETAL POSITION. END ME PLEASE.]
[EDIT2: /u/miiuiiu HAS DEVELOPED A SINGLE FORMULA CHANGE WHICH PUTS CLEVELAND INTO THE PLAYOFFS. THIS IS PAINFUL TO THINK OF BUT WE NEED A TIE. SO I HAVE EDITED THE ORIGINAL TO REFLECT SUCH.]
Fuck just read Danny Trevathan on IR. Gonna get killed by TEs in the playoffs.
At this point is there anything Congress can't screw up?
The unproductive and incompetent bunch that we entrenched in Washington have carved out careers in largely doing nothing and leaving us poor commoners to deal with the consequences.
Mess up my healthcare? I'll probably post a few angry Facebook comments about it. Raise taxes? Eh, I'll blame it on the Democrats. Debate scientifically proven facts? Oh, those silly Republicans.
But shut down the Super Bowl and there will be hell to pay. Football is king in America, like it or not. After this season it is clear that there is nothing the NFL and its players can do that will negatively impact ratings and ticket sales.
Yet for all of the NFL's power, there is one group that even it can not control Congress. And unless Congress acts on the Terrorism Risk Insurance Act ("TRIA") by the end of 2014, then the Super Bowl might not happen.
Yes, that's right. A little known Federal Act involving terrorism insurance could sideline the nation's largest sporting event according to a recent report by Bloomberg Businessweek.
As Bloomberg first reported:
TRIA was signed into law in 2002 in the aftermath of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, establishing a risk-sharing partnership between the federal government and the insurance industry that made terrorism insurance widely available to U.S. businessesamong them, organizers of sporting events. Without federal support, most insurers had been unwilling to offer coverage. TRIA was renewed in 2005 and in 2007. It is set to expire on Dec. 31 unless Congress renews it.
TRIA is such a huge deal because without the law, insurance companies could face insolvency if a terrorist attack strikes a major event such as the Super Bowl. Under TRIA, the federal government backs up insurers by covering a portion of insured losses more than $27.5 billion, up to $100 billion. In return, insurers are required to offer terrorism coverage to all business clients. Unless TRIA is reauthorized by the end of December, insurers can cancel terrorism insurance policies after January 1.
The notion of a canceled Super Bowl sounds absurd to most around the sport. Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk reported that the NFL's official stance is that "The Super Bowl will be played."