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[Kave_Man]

"with a switch"?

What the hell does that mean?

Oh my sweet summer child.

 

[cajunator]

"with a switch"?

What the hell does that mean?

It means that kid got off easy. I got spanked with a solid oak paddle with holes drilled into it for aerodynamic efficiency.

 

[Bread]

My parents never beat me as a child, and look how great I turned out.

 

[Futurevoid]

Oh.

The good ol' "should parents beat their kids" arguments will be fun. Let the GAF machine commence

My mother would have been indicted for far worse in terms of things used to dole out ass whoopings...:jnc

 

[Grover Cleveland]

My parents never beat me as a child, and look how great I turned out.

Note to parents: Beat your kid or they will be a Pats fan when they grow up.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

My parents never beat me as a child, and look how great I turned out.

 

[Spectral Glider]

My grandmother used to manufacture the spanking paddles in her basement. Little round paddles made out of paneling, kind of like ping pong paddles. Oh, I remember those all too well.

 

[jbug617]

AP son is 11 yrs old.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You guys must've been demons to get beat so much.

 

[MechDX]

Weinke lives in Montgomery right outside Conroe.

Weinke is a Packers fan.

Wrinke is Einhorn!

 

[BannedEpisode]

I'd like to hear more.

I dunno any more. I got whooped as a kid but I wouldn't ever do it.

How stupid do you have to be?

 

[Bread]

Jesus so many of you were beaten, that's insane to me.

 

[ShaneB]

I'm imagining it dropping at midfield, vaporizing both the Chiefs and Broncos.

You said 2 of 3 teams you hate? You hate the Chiefs? You have a Chiefs avatar?

I'm so confused.

 

[cajunator]

My grandmother used to manufacture the spanking paddles in her basement. Little round paddles made out of paneling, kind of like ping pong paddles. Oh, I remember those all too well.

Yeah. Im trying to find a picture that reflects what I was spanked with. So far this is the closest thing:
http://lumberjocks.com/assets/pictures/projects/102417-438x.jpg

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Jesus so many of you were beaten, that's insane to me.

This thread is filled with olds from the golden age of America before the liberal pansification.

Not that far-fetched

 

[Spinluck]

i have 3 smash bros 3DS demo codes if anyone needs one.

niners fans only tho

:lol

Some dude on gaming side was cool enough to give me one. The game is smooth as fuck and looks great. Plays really well.

 

[eznark]

It means that kid got off easy. I got spanked with a solid oak paddle with holes drilled into it for aerodynamic efficiency.

And now you're an anime watching virgin working too hard for too little pay.

Good job mama and papa cajun

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

:lol

Some dude on gaming side was cool enough to give me one. The game is smooth as fuck and looks great. Plays really well.

yeah its pretty legit!

 

[cashman]

post your favorite 49ers memory and i will give you one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn83uDUle3o

They won in a blowout so its positive right?

 

[Trey]

It means that kid got off easy. I got spanked with a solid oak paddle with holes drilled into it for aerodynamic efficiency.

I shouldn't have laughed. But I did.

 

[darkside31337]

Things that are acceptable or not acceptable in society changes over time. My parents beat me a few times but to be honest I did some pretty dumb shit that warranted that kind of punishment.

Not really sure how people are defending Adrian Peterson the father. Especially after what happened last year.

 

[Bowser]

Thin branch

Oh lol.

I come from an Indian household, my parents weren't shy about using an open palm straight to my face yo.

Either that or a "roti vellen":

Shit hurt y'all

 

[BannedEpisode]

AP could probably take on a tank with a switch. Take that into consideration.

 

[cajunator]

And now you're an anime watching virgin working too hard for too little pay.

Good job mama and papa cajun

nah, that was my own fault there.
I should have spoke up about a raise and such. Actually all of the dispatchers are overworked and underpaid.
The anime watching and virgin thing is all me and my choice.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

And now you're an anime watching virgin working too hard for too little pay.

Good job mama and papa cajun

There's nothing wrong with the first two, so I'm going to unironically agree with ez here.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Yeah. Im trying to find a picture that reflects what I was spanked with. So far this is the closest thing:
http://lumberjocks.com/assets/pictures/projects/102417-438x.jpg

Damn, that would smart. My brother, as the oldest, took most of the heavy beatings, especially from my father. Watching him go through that stuff was usually enough to keep me and my sister in line.

 

[eznark]

nah, that was my own fault there.
I should have spoke up about a raise and such. Actually all of the dispatchers are overworked and underpaid.
The anime watching and virgin thing is all me and my choice.

Because your parents beat out your will to live.

 

[jakncoke]

My parents never beat me as a child, and look how great I turned out.

Ye a pussy patriots fan.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Man. What's next? Peyton Manning caught giving some kids weed outside a Denver middle school?

 

[Crisco]

I have a single memory of my dad hitting me, followed by a memory of my mom chewing him out like I'd never heard before or since. That's about it.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I actually lucked out and never was made to cut a switch.

Belts, rulers, open palm slaps, yeah.

The switch is taking it all the back way back tho. I knew AP was country but damn

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i never got hit with objects (or worse) but i did get spanked. i can't imagine ever hitting a child with a paddle or other object. seems insane to me!

 

[cajunator]

Because your parents beat out your will to live.

Im happy living a relatively simple uncomplicated life. I very much have a will to live thanks.

 

[Bread]

Ye a pussy patriots fan.

At least I'm an employed pussy patriots fan.

 

[RellyRell28]

Glad to hear good things about the 3ds Smash Bros. I'm not gonna break my back though to get a demo though. I mean if someone is willing to give me one by all means.

 

[eznark]

This stuff makes all the "Ryan Braun is a monster" nonsense seem pretty, pretty quaint.

 

[Wes]

What the hell is going on with the nfl this week? All sorts of stuff coming out of the woodwork. I doubt this is the end of it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Oh lol.

I come from an Indian household, my parents weren't shy about using an open palm straight to my face yo.

Either that or a "roti vellen":



Shit hurt y'all

I thought you were black.

 

[jakncoke]

At least I'm an employed pussy patriots fan.

As a bartender in a bar that Sanjuro the alcoholic wont even drink at lol

 

[cajunator]

Glad to hear good things about the 3ds Smash Bros. I'm not gonna break my back though to get a demo though. I mean if someone is willing to give me one by all means.

Im gonna wait for WiiU smash bros. Whats the point of a handheld smash bros? you cant see whats going on in the big stages as it is. On 3ds it would be awful. Like controlling tiny pinheads on the screen.

 

[bigosc2k]

i have 3 smash bros 3DS demo codes if anyone needs one.

niners fans only tho

Days like this I'm glad my parents raised me a niners fan.

 

[zychi]

Man. What's next? Peyton Manning caught giving some kids weed outside a Denver middle school?

I actually have video proof of Peyton being a bad influence on children

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603

Suspend him for a season Goodell!

 

[darkside31337]

Im gonna wait for WiiU smash bros. Whats the point of a handheld smash bros? you cant see whats going on in the big stages as it is. On 3ds it would be awful. Like controlling tiny pinheads on the screen.

Agreed 100%

3DS for a game like Smash seems like a nightmare.

 

[Bread]

As a bartender in a bar that Sanjuro the alcoholic wont even drink at lol

You wouldn't come here either, that doesn't make it a bad place.

 

[Colasante]

Aside from the fact that domestic violence and child abuse is obviously not funny in the least, what a hilarious week for the NFL. I'd say the empire would be crumbling if I thought any of these terrible news stories would have any impact on the ratings whatsoever.

 

[Narag]

@AdamSchefter
Now being told Josh Gordon will be suspended 10 games, which turns into 9 games starting now. So it’ll be 9 more of suspension, not eight.


Cleveland™

 

[darkside31337]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Now being told Josh Gordon will be suspended 10 games, which turns into 9 games starting now. So it’ll be 9 more of suspension, not eight.

lol

 

[cajunator]

on a more positive note, my car doesnt even have 25k miles on it and its nearly paid off. So I will have title ownership of a nearly new car mileage wise soon. Feels good man.

 

[eznark]

Josh Gordon suspended 9 games.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

My only NFL-related purchases from now on will be Christmas sweaters.

Doing my part to fight the system