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NFL 2014 Week 3 |OT| But Wait, There's A Flag On The Play?
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So he's swinger?
Thanks
we'll offer up noodle and tabris as additional blood sacrifices if need be
don't forget vilam!
It is beyond even me to explain this. also its Castlevania, and I dont know much about Catslevania past III on NES.
Ordered the pizza from some random place in Long Beach off of 7th street (two blocks from CSU LB).
Pizza was bland to be honest. The other pizza was sausage and peppers.
Dutch Gronk
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I too had sex with a 17 year old once.
But I was also 17 at the time.
But I was also 17 at the time.
The Lions are calling Taco Bell to cater their playoff viewing.
If Taco Bell is our sponser for our Super Bowl run, great. I welcome their endorsement.
The Raiders have the SouthSide Mexican Mafia x3 as there sponser.
I'll take a nice Taco Bell meal instead.
Dutch Gronk
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Hello Friend Kas! I hope you're doing better now!
No! We first need to wait on his in depth analyses of the Dolphins loss to the Bills. He's been working on it for almost a week.
After that we can throw Willem into a pit of fire to please the BishGod.
No! We first need to wait on his in depth analyses of the Dolphins loss to the Bills. He's been working on it for almost a week.
After that we can throw Willem into a pit of fire to please the BishGod.
You don´t even want to know. Would have my torch and pitchfork ready, if I weren´t too tired.
snesfreak and syriax had a mental breakdown, manfestival went to bar , dm posted his pain through wrestling gifs like usual
Dutch Gronk
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:*(
Now that's a "I´ve made a huge mistake" pic.
Yeah that sucks for him. Patriots are going to win 9-10 games, prob make the playoffs. Meanwhile he is stuck in snesland whom looking like they want the #1 pick and at the very least top 5. Honestly he should just say fuck it and fake a back injury and sit this year out and hope the Bucs cut him in the offseason lol
They ruined Carl Nicks. Im still mad at them for that.
Not their fault that MRSA infected...
Wait, knowing the cheap ass Glazers, it probably was their fault.
Wasnt there like 2 big break outs or was that Cleveland, I dunno how much you can do to prevent a MRSA outbreak but it seems suspicious that it only happened to a few teams out of the league, some multiple times iirc
Dan Marino's last game.
The solution is BLEACH EVERYTHING.
I assume whatever clean-up service they used was fired immediately.
UPS should be delivering my phone around noon while I'm asleep.
Going to leave this present for you morning folks
suzumebachi. Their sting feels like a hot nail being driven into your skin.
These make killer bees look tame. In Japan the honeybees have evolved a way to kill these things by basically surrounding them and turning into an oven.
As a Lions fan I completely understand what you're going through.
I am going to stop by the store after work and see which model I want to get.
I know I am getting 64 gigs and space grey, but I want to hold both the 6 and the plus before I make up my mind on which to order. I am 99% certain I am getting the regular 6 though. The Plus doesn't appear to be compatible with my slim suits and skinny jeans lifestyle.
Dick LeBeau knows what's up (on Cam):
http://www.steelers.com/news/articl...d-LeBeau/6ab0699f-325c-487d-937e-5f31df47c1d2
http://www.steelers.com/news/articl...d-LeBeau/6ab0699f-325c-487d-937e-5f31df47c1d2
Goro Majima
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Vy has a wife, is 30, is proud to have gotten out of legal responsibility of a child with a 17 year old
Who calling Jerry Springer? or hell NFL-age soap opera episode 1. We need some actors, a screenwriter, someone taller than gata to run the camera, gaffer..ect
Yeah there's so much weirdness that I don't know where to begin. Shouldn't bang 17 year olds even if your wife is cool with it. Looks like you figured out the hard way that one of the many reasons you shouldn't is that, unlike the vast majority of chicks in their 20s and 30s, teenagers aren't on birth control as much or probably don't take it properly.
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<3 wienke
Lions about to drop 40 on you this weekend. Stay strong bud.
Thanks for the pic but there's no FU Gata.
Even the Lions fans can't win!
jk, thanks dude!
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I already have its twin, the Galaxy S5.
So, no more self bans for awhile?
Shit, I gotta learn not to post when drunk. Anywhoooo....
Yah, I slept with a 17 year old last year. Not one of my better moments. In my defense, however, she is one of those girls that that can look older than she is, and can easily can pass a once over by bar tenders (This is important).
So, last year I was sitting at home after an evening out at the bar, and I get a phone call. It's my buddies babysitter, who got my number off his fridge as a emergency contact as I only live a few blocks away. There is a bat in his house again, whatever. I had been drinking, but a bat is no big deal, so I head over to deal with it. I snag the bat, toss it out, then decide to hit up his garage for a few beers. The babysitter was the girl in question, and came out to join me in beer and smoke time. I had met her before, and had seen her out at the bar, so I assumed she was of age. Talking happened, things happened. Yadda yadda yadda....
Fast forward a few months, and I find out she is pregnant. Shit. I also find out she is still in highschool. Double shit. Turns out, she used her older sisters ID a lot to get into the bar, as they are dead ringers for one another (one of the reasons why I tell people to never pick up chicks at the bar). But as it also turns out, she is apparently a human bicycle that many a men have ridden. So while worried, I am not that worked up about it.
She finally has the kid, and after seeing a picture I panic as the little fucker has my eyes. But I never get the dreaded phone call from the county about a paternity test, or any messages from her. Is she taking her time to get through all the potentials? I have no idea.
Find out last night, that her boyfriend had decided to take responsibility of the kid despite knowing that is probably isn't his. Signed the birth certificate and everything. So I am off scott free. I got ahold of her and asked, but she said it wasn't my concern anymore and not bring it up again.
So yes, I nailed a 17 year old and her kid may be mine. However, her boyfriend decided to be a father and I am off the hook. Feel free to scorch me as you see fit, but it is what it is.
Yah, I slept with a 17 year old last year. Not one of my better moments. In my defense, however, she is one of those girls that that can look older than she is, and can easily can pass a once over by bar tenders (This is important).
So, last year I was sitting at home after an evening out at the bar, and I get a phone call. It's my buddies babysitter, who got my number off his fridge as a emergency contact as I only live a few blocks away. There is a bat in his house again, whatever. I had been drinking, but a bat is no big deal, so I head over to deal with it. I snag the bat, toss it out, then decide to hit up his garage for a few beers. The babysitter was the girl in question, and came out to join me in beer and smoke time. I had met her before, and had seen her out at the bar, so I assumed she was of age. Talking happened, things happened. Yadda yadda yadda....
Fast forward a few months, and I find out she is pregnant. Shit. I also find out she is still in highschool. Double shit. Turns out, she used her older sisters ID a lot to get into the bar, as they are dead ringers for one another (one of the reasons why I tell people to never pick up chicks at the bar). But as it also turns out, she is apparently a human bicycle that many a men have ridden. So while worried, I am not that worked up about it.
She finally has the kid, and after seeing a picture I panic as the little fucker has my eyes. But I never get the dreaded phone call from the county about a paternity test, or any messages from her. Is she taking her time to get through all the potentials? I have no idea.
Find out last night, that her boyfriend had decided to take responsibility of the kid despite knowing that is probably isn't his. Signed the birth certificate and everything. So I am off scott free. I got ahold of her and asked, but she said it wasn't my concern anymore and not bring it up again.
So yes, I nailed a 17 year old and her kid may be mine. However, her boyfriend decided to be a father and I am off the hook. Feel free to scorch me as you see fit, but it is what it is.
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