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[The_Darkest_Red]

Well that's one way to make the thread interesting in the morning.

 

[jakncoke]

Everyones different but If i found out I was a father to a kid regardless of the circumstances I think id watch to be apart of the kids life in some capacity. Slightly disturbing how much you beat your chest to the fact you wont and you "got off scott free"

 

[Milchjon]

Having sex with a 17 year old makes you a bit of a dumbass.

Taking advantage of some other young man to the point where it severely alters his life AND not giving a shit about your own fucking baby makes you a bit of a bad man.

 

[ActStriker]

You couldn't even pull out?

 

[BlackGhost]

Just read all the post from last night, it does get wierd in here at night...

 

[eznark]

Oh

 

[Vyroxis]

Having sex with a 17 year old makes you a bit of a dumbass.

Taking advantage of some other young man to the point where it severely alters his life AND not giving a shit about your own fucking baby makes you a bit of a bad man.

I never claimed to be a saint.

Also, I did call her and ask, she told me not to worry about it and never talk about it. The boyfriend is a decent kid, and stepped up to the plate knowing it wasn't his. I did my part in at least asking, but she made the call.

 

[Eleuin]

Huh

 

[MRSA]

I had sex with a 17 year old when I turned 18. She happened to be my girlfriend and one day younger than I.

 

[Milchjon]

I had sex with a 17 year old when I turned 18. She happened to be my girlfriend and one day younger than I.

We missed our one day window to free ourselves from MRSA :-(

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You know what? Imma leave this whole thing alone.

These girls do look older and older these days. Gotta be careful with that shit.

 

[Tamanon]

The Vikings really are a shit organization.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You know what? Imma leave this whole thing alone.

These girls do look older and older these days. Gotta be careful with that shit.

Good thing for you that you're still a minor!

Anyone else getting an iPhone 6 today?

Also; thoughts on FIFA and PES?

I'm getting my iPhone next week. I got a Space Gray one though, I never liked the white front on iPhones.

Also, FIFA is the only right answer.

 

[jakncoke]

In other non scandalous news today is Jim Drunkenmiller birthday. FMT are you going to have a cake to celebrate?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You couldn't even pull out?

Because that is a 100% guarantee she won't get pregnant.

Why not wear a rubber, especially if you barely know her.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

So... Dolphins king of the Florida teams yet?

 

[Spades]

Also, FIFA is the only right answer.

You should try the PES demo - the gameplay is superior in almost every way IMO. Sadly, without the licenses or all the game modes that FIFA has, it doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Good thing for you that you're still a minor!

I'm going to fly out to Uro land, buy a beer and then punch you in the face for the disrespect.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So... Dolphins king of the Florida teams yet?

The tallest midget competition has never been so easy to win.

You should try the PES demo - the gameplay is superior in almost every way IMO. Sadly, without the licenses or all the game modes that FIFA has, it doesn't stand a chance.

Fifa all the way. Has always been that way for me. FUT, the community, the licenses and friends playing it have made it an easy choice.

I'm going to fly out to Uro land, buy a beer and then punch you in the face for the disrespect.

Please do! I'll buy the second beer!

 

[Crisco]

Dick LeBeau knows what's up (on Cam):



http://www.steelers.com/news/articl...d-LeBeau/6ab0699f-325c-487d-937e-5f31df47c1d2

Yeah, but I feel like the nagging injuries are really going to limit his ceiling for this year. If the ankle soreness hadn't already gone away, it's not going to go away during the rigors of practice and games. Same with the ribs to be honest, he'll probably be feeling it all season. We really need the running backs to step up and make plays, because Cam aint doing much out of the pocket this year.

 

[jakncoke]

So... Dolphins king of the Florida teams yet?

Florida Tarpons got that belt

 

[captive]

Feels like this is the zone Swearinger has put himself into

nah, the refs are just trained to call any rough hit on a quarterback.

Wow, I'm actually surprised at how much bigger the regular iPhone 6 is compared to an iPhone 5.



So glad I didn't go for a Plus now.

My iPhone 4s fits entirely inside just the screen of my Nokia Icon.

Shit, I gotta learn not to post when drunk. Anywhoooo....

Yah, I slept with a 17 year old last year. Not one of my better moments. In my defense, however, she is one of those girls that that can look older than she is, and can easily can pass a once over by bar tenders (This is important).

So, last year I was sitting at home after an evening out at the bar, and I get a phone call. It's my buddies babysitter, who got my number off his fridge as a emergency contact as I only live a few blocks away. There is a bat in his house again, whatever. I had been drinking, but a bat is no big deal, so I head over to deal with it. I snag the bat, toss it out, then decide to hit up his garage for a few beers. The babysitter was the girl in question, and came out to join me in beer and smoke time. I had met her before, and had seen her out at the bar, so I assumed she was of age. Talking happened, things happened. Yadda yadda yadda....

Fast forward a few months, and I find out she is pregnant. Shit. I also find out she is still in highschool. Double shit. Turns out, she used her older sisters ID a lot to get into the bar, as they are dead ringers for one another (one of the reasons why I tell people to never pick up chicks at the bar). But as it also turns out, she is apparently a human bicycle that many a men have ridden. So while worried, I am not that worked up about it.

She finally has the kid, and after seeing a picture I panic as the little fucker has my eyes. But I never get the dreaded phone call from the county about a paternity test, or any messages from her. Is she taking her time to get through all the potentials? I have no idea.

Find out last night, that her boyfriend had decided to take responsibility of the kid despite knowing that is probably isn't his. Signed the birth certificate and everything. So I am off scott free. I got ahold of her and asked, but she said it wasn't my concern anymore and not bring it up again.

So yes, I nailed a 17 year old and her kid may be mine. However, her boyfriend decided to be a father and I am off the hook. Feel free to scorch me as you see fit, but it is what it is.

yea, you know every baby has the same eyes right? They don't develop their true eye color until later.

 

[Opiate]

Tips for winning your fantasy league in what is clearly the NFL's final season.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Man I feel bad for the Bucs, thought they would be decent, improved on defense. Feel like ai just lent money to an alcoholic or drug addict.....

 

[BigAT]

Shit, I gotta learn not to post when drunk. Anywhoooo....

Yah, I slept with a 17 year old last year. Not one of my better moments. In my defense, however, she is one of those girls that that can look older than she is, and can easily can pass a once over by bar tenders (This is important).

So, last year I was sitting at home after an evening out at the bar, and I get a phone call. It's my buddies babysitter, who got my number off his fridge as a emergency contact as I only live a few blocks away. There is a bat in his house again, whatever. I had been drinking, but a bat is no big deal, so I head over to deal with it. I snag the bat, toss it out, then decide to hit up his garage for a few beers. The babysitter was the girl in question, and came out to join me in beer and smoke time. I had met her before, and had seen her out at the bar, so I assumed she was of age. Talking happened, things happened. Yadda yadda yadda....

Fast forward a few months, and I find out she is pregnant. Shit. I also find out she is still in highschool. Double shit. Turns out, she used her older sisters ID a lot to get into the bar, as they are dead ringers for one another (one of the reasons why I tell people to never pick up chicks at the bar). But as it also turns out, she is apparently a human bicycle that many a men have ridden. So while worried, I am not that worked up about it.

She finally has the kid, and after seeing a picture I panic as the little fucker has my eyes. But I never get the dreaded phone call from the county about a paternity test, or any messages from her. Is she taking her time to get through all the potentials? I have no idea.

Find out last night, that her boyfriend had decided to take responsibility of the kid despite knowing that is probably isn't his. Signed the birth certificate and everything. So I am off scott free. I got ahold of her and asked, but she said it wasn't my concern anymore and not bring it up again.

So yes, I nailed a 17 year old and her kid may be mine. However, her boyfriend decided to be a father and I am off the hook. Feel free to scorch me as you see fit, but it is what it is.

Why are you calling her? Who gives a fuck about her. Call the poor guy you just saddled with 18 years of unnecessary responsibility.

 

[jakncoke]

Mohamed Massaquoi had 275 career targets and only had 118 receptions

 

[SonnyBoy]

...I am off the hook...

So what will be your plan when/if the kid attempts to reconnect with you later in life...? Your selfishness is impacting many lives.

 

[Spades]

Fifa all the way. Has always been that way for me. FUT, the community, the licenses and friends playing it have made it an easy choice.

Oh I hear you - I'm in the same boat as I only ever play Pro Clubs and UT myself, but it's a shame as PES offers the better gameplay.

 

[chuckddd]

My iPhone 4s fits entirely inside just the screen of my Nokia Icon.

The 5 is bigger than the 4s. And I believe the 6 is the same size as the Icon.

 

[JABEE]

So much drama in the NFL thread today.

 

[Vyer]

My phone is getting delivered sometime today. don't have the kind of patience for waiting in hours long lines.

nah, the refs are just trained to call any rough hit on a quarterback.

Eh, the Welker hit was kind of iffy. And other Texans feel the same way. Either way I don't think it's a stretch that he gets a little less benefit of the doubt from the refs at this point. Luckily he's been playing decently so it helps.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Good Morning folks!

 

[dionysus]

I see the fort has been compromised.

About the game last night, Bucs don't get enough credit. It takes true skill to lose like that in a league that has so many rules to cause parity. Salary caps, draft orders, strength of schedule....

 

[JABEE]

Because that is a 100% guarantee she won't get pregnant.

Why not wear a rubber, especially if you barely know her.

It was a babysitter seduction situation like a porno. He didn't know he would need one to catch a bat for the obviously legal babysitter he was going over to save.

Spoiler

The turns in this thread!

 

[Hammer24]

So... Dolphins king of the Florida teams yet?

Way to make my day even more depressing :-/

 

[Hammer24]

It was a babysitter seduction situation like a porno. He didn't know he would need one to catch a bat for the obviously legal babysitter he was going over to save.

Spoiler

The turns in this thread!

In all fairness, he had to do it.

 

[Greg]

football

 

[Crisco]

So McCown went out with an injury, not for sucking? How'd Glennon look?

 

[ActStriker]

So McCown went out with an injury, not for sucking? How'd Glennon look?

Just about as bad as McCown.

 

[jakncoke]

So McCown went out with an injury, not for sucking? How'd Glennon look?

Not very good and only reason he got a td pass was because mercy from the refs by not calling a fumble a fumble and letting Vincent Jackson push off

 

[Vyroxis]

Why are you calling her? Who gives a fuck about her. Call the poor guy you just saddled with 18 years of unnecessary responsibility.

He signed the paper willingly, knowing the kid might not be his. He made the choice to saddle himself with it, not me.

As for calling her, it's her decision as to if we do the paternity test or not to be sure. I did my part in asking if she wanted to, not much else I can do after that.

 

[Dega]

He signed the paper willingly, knowing the kid might not be his. He made the choice to saddle himself with it, not me.

As for calling her, it's her decision as to if we do the paternity test or not to be sure. I did my part in asking if she wanted to, not much else I can do after that.

lol

He's also probably a dumb kid that doesn't understand what he is getting into though.

 

[BigAT]

He signed the paper willingly, knowing the kid might not be his. He made the choice to saddle himself with it, not me.

Did you actually talk to him or are you basing it off of what she told you? How do you know she's not lying to you about it and lying to him that it is his?

Dega is right too.

 

[jakncoke]

In 1981 the Baltimore Colts gave up 533 pts

 

[jbug617]

Ray Rice jersey trade in

 

[RellyRell28]

Shit, I gotta learn not to post when drunk. Anywhoooo....

Yah, I slept with a 17 year old last year. Not one of my better moments. In my defense, however, she is one of those girls that that can look older than she is, and can easily can pass a once over by bar tenders (This is important).

So, last year I was sitting at home after an evening out at the bar, and I get a phone call. It's my buddies babysitter, who got my number off his fridge as a emergency contact as I only live a few blocks away. There is a bat in his house again, whatever. I had been drinking, but a bat is no big deal, so I head over to deal with it. I snag the bat, toss it out, then decide to hit up his garage for a few beers. The babysitter was the girl in question, and came out to join me in beer and smoke time. I had met her before, and had seen her out at the bar, so I assumed she was of age. Talking happened, things happened. Yadda yadda yadda....

Fast forward a few months, and I find out she is pregnant. Shit. I also find out she is still in highschool. Double shit. Turns out, she used her older sisters ID a lot to get into the bar, as they are dead ringers for one another (one of the reasons why I tell people to never pick up chicks at the bar). But as it also turns out, she is apparently a human bicycle that many a men have ridden. So while worried, I am not that worked up about it.

She finally has the kid, and after seeing a picture I panic as the little fucker has my eyes. But I never get the dreaded phone call from the county about a paternity test, or any messages from her. Is she taking her time to get through all the potentials? I have no idea.

Find out last night, that her boyfriend had decided to take responsibility of the kid despite knowing that is probably isn't his. Signed the birth certificate and everything. So I am off scott free. I got ahold of her and asked, but she said it wasn't my concern anymore and not bring it up again.

So yes, I nailed a 17 year old and her kid may be mine. However, her boyfriend decided to be a father and I am off the hook. Feel free to scorch me as you see fit, but it is what it is.

On another note morning all

 

[Fox318]

This is all Goodells fault

 

[Future PhaZe]

Kirk Brady era begins

the world aint ready

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

At least tell us you've been tested since your ride on the "human bicycle", for your wife's sake at least.

 

[Greg]

Ray Rice jersey trade in

I bet Ray Rice is at the table and he politely "asks" you to reconsider