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NFL 2014 Week 4 |OT| Hell is Empty and All The Devils Are Here

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effzee

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bionic77 said:
Would anyone be surprised if the Raider cheerleaders were hookers on the sides?

I mean no disrespect to GAFers. I am just curious!

I am aware that porn stars and prostitutes are the most respected people on this forum.
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Hahah spot on. That's why I never enter "those" threads in the OT.
 
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RBH

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Beginning last year, NFL teams started using Microsoft Surface tablets for things like their playbooks, medical records, and concussion testing. This year, the program expanded to include things like replay on the sideline. And now, the WSJ has a very predictable yet still quite funny story about everyone hating them.

Here are two passages from the WSJ's piece:
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But a problem kept occurring. [Danieal] Manning would show up at team meetings, ready to work, tablet in hand. "I open it, I'm ready to go and then…" he said, staring straight ahead, "the battery is at 33%." In one instance this summer, Manning panicked when he saw the low battery. He started feverishly working to get as much in before the battery went dead all while not tipping off his teammates of his crisis. "I [thought], 'Man, I've got a little bit of battery!' I'm trying to jam as much in as I can," he said. "I'm drawing plays down and I'm doing it as fast as I can."

Manning couldn't find any sockets nearby. His productivity for the rest of the meeting was negligible."
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Indeed, coaches can be even more confused than veteran players. Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid said he keeps younger assistants around to figure out the technology. New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick—who is famous for being on the cutting edge tactically—admitted that he hasn't figured it out.
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http://deadspin.com/nflers-cannot-figure-out-how-to-use-tablets-1638324162
 
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Elfforkusu

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Godslay said:
It would be fun to have a collaboration where different writers write different timelines. Like those comics where each storyline in the same universe is drawn by a different artist. Publish it and watch the gold roll in.
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I thought you were going to finish that with "Publish it and watch God smite us where we stand."
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
bionic77 said:
A kindle is like 70 bucks you cheapass bum.

Stop being a Gata. Get a job and buy it yourself.
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I can have food, NFL Network, HBO, movies, music, books, the occasional game and clothes, but I can't have all of that plus Kindle

Sacrifices must be made somewhere, and Amazon already gets enough of my money regularly
 
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Godslay

Banned
Elfforkusu said:
I thought you were going to finish that with "Publish it and watch God smite us where we stand."
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When you are promoting the word and the light of Tebow, blessings fall upon you! Look at Bionic, he lives a life of peace and contentment. His football team may suck, but he's got an Iphone 6+ to go with his skinny jeans.
 
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Elfforkusu

Member
Sweeney Tom said:
I can have food, NFL Network, HBO, movies, music, books, the occasional game and clothes, but I can't have all of that plus Kindle

Sacrifices must be made somewhere, and Amazon already gets enough of my money regularly
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What do you have against books? What'd they ever do to you?

Plus you can always buy a Nook (the e-ink one, not the crappy tablet) instead. I have one, its battery has died and come back to life twice in 3 years! You'll not find a more ringing endorsement.
 
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bionic77

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Godslay said:
When you are promoting the word and the light of Tebow, blessings fall upon you! Look at Bionic, he lives a life of peace and contentment. His football team may suck, but he's got an Iphone 6+ to go with his skinny jeans.
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Still not sure which iphone to get.

Not ditching the jeans though!
 
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Vyer

Member
Elfforkusu said:
Hey NFL-GAF bros!

My team sucks this year. Probabilistically speaking, yours probably does too, even if you haven't come to terms with it yet. But you know what doesn't suck?

Answer: This awesome book I wrote:

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Genre is fantasy, as you might expect from the description. It's short: a little under 100 pages. There's magic and maybe dragons.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NS9FOQK/?tag=neogaf0e-20

You should give it a look (those of you who can read: sorry Gata). It's the best book I've read all year!
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Congrats man, that's a great accomplishment.
 
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Godslay

Banned
Making good on the avatar bet!

Seahawks are a damn good team, and I'm glad we hung with them. They have my respect!

I actually don't mind this avatar, reminds me of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka. Could have been worse.


bionic77 said:
Still not sure which iphone to get.

Not ditching the jeans though!
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Yeah, the bending in the pants thing ruined the 6+ for me. Was going to switch to an Iphone over Android for a generation, but I think I'll just get a Note 4 and ditch my current phone and tablet.
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Tuesday night the Cowboys cornerback [Maurice Claiborne] packed his things and walked out of the facility today after learning Orlando Scandrick was going to replace him as the starter, per a team source. He skipped the Cowboys' walk-through practice.

Regarding Claiborne, owner Jerry Jones said on KRLD-FM Tuesday, "Is he what we had hoped for at this point when we drafted him with the sixth overall pick, giving up the (second-round) pick to go up to the sixth pick to get him? No. But he's going to be a good player."
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jakncoke

Banned
Hasnt Claiborne been abused since coming in the league? Imagine a team that started him and Justin Gilbert on the opposite side
 
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The Artful Dodger

Member
Went to a bar in a nearby town to test drive if that was gonna be my usual spot during weekdays.

Happy Hour was 3 dollar beers and dollar Oysters and the cute bartender comped me some more oysters, and then some dude gave me some of his crab legs. Guess that's my new spot.
 
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bionic77

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Godslay said:
Making good on the avatar bet!

Seahawks are a damn good team, and I'm glad we hung with them. They have my respect!

I actually don't mind this avatar, reminds me of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka. Could have been worse.




Yeah, the bending in the pants thing ruined the 6+ for me. Was going to switch to an Iphone over Android for a generation, but I think I'll just get a Note 4 and ditch my current phone and tablet.
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:lol

Dude buy what phone you want but that "scandal" is laughable. There is always something that people who obsess too much about their phones report about iPhones in the first few days it is out. It disappears after 2 weeks.
 
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Godslay

Banned
bionic77 said:
:lol

Dude buy what phone you want but that "scandal" is laughable. There is always something that people who obsess too much about their phones report about iPhones in the first few days it is out. It disappears after 2 weeks.
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Yeah, the main idea is to just consolidate two devices into one. I have a Note 8 tablet and a Samsung Galaxy Phone. Phone is too small and tablet is too big. Figured a Note 4 and and Iphone 6+ would be the right size considering I don't really make calls anyway. I guess I'll just have to compare them in person.
 
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RellyRell28

Banned
Well I'm way more satisfied with the Season premiere of Agents of SHIELD then I was with Gotham. I'm gonna give Gotham some time though cause AoS took a while to pick up.
 
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Zeke

Member
Best part is his name is Morris not Maurice. If that's how he's gonna act fuck him he can take his salty vagina get the fuck out. Dude is bum and he gets abused week in and week out.
 
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RellyRell28

Banned
Futurevoid said:
Jesus Gotham sucked.
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I though it was okay but they definitely did some thing s bad. That Spike Lee camera angle during that chase scene was one of them. It's okay though. Arrow and The Flash will right the DC ship
Marvel got the movie world on lock though and it's not even close.
 
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Wynnebeck

Banned
Aww yes. Another week, another chance o watch the Green Bay Packers fall further into obscurity. I'm predicting 34-7 Bears.
 
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Mackenzie 92

Member
I wouldn't mind the Raiders taking a flyer on Mo Claiborne for like a 5th and then a conditional pick depending on performance.

bionic77 said:
Would anyone be surprised if the Raider cheerleaders were hookers on the sides?

I mean no disrespect to GAFers. I am just curious!

I am aware that porn stars and prostitutes are the most respected people on this forum.
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They're all first class ladies that wouldn't associate with the likes of Gata.
 
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Zeke

Member
Eh I don't even know how much that will help him. I feel like he's as good as he's gonna be. I do prefer to have corners play man over zone tho.
 
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Ninja Scooter

Member
I will still watch the pilot but I had a bad feeling about Gotham. Network television dramas are garbage. I watched a couple episodes of The Blacklist and my god, that show is fucking terrible. I have no idea where all the hype comes from.
 
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