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[Fox318]

BTW ez whats the best way to get into OOTP 15?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

can we please get back to football

FOOTBALL

Can we give Kirk Cousins a farewell tour?

 

[eznark]

BTW ez whats the best way to get into OOTP 15?

Double click the executable.

can we please get back to football

FOOTBALL

 

[Milchjon]

 

[Fox318]

 

[Bowser]

Can we give Kirk Cousins a farewell tour?

 

[DMczaf]

Brady is a fatty on the down low.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Double click the executable.

That is one deep v-neck, my g.

One thing I'll say about Jeter, the Yankees may not allow facial hair but he always had a grade A beard.

 

[rando14]

can we please get back to football

FOOTBALL

Yes let's talk football

Opposing QB's passer rating when throwing at Patrick Peterson this year is 105.8!!

 

[Greg]

Yes let's talk football

Opposing QB's passer rating when throwing at Patrick Peterson this year is 105.8!!

all defenses are frauds!

 

[eznark]

One thing I'll say about Jeter, the Yankees may not allow facial hair but he always had a grade A beard.

lolol

 

[PhoenixDark]

Can we give Kirk Cousins a farewell tour?

Those were the most intelligent INTs I've ever seen Ninja. Notice how he throws the ball directly to the cornerback, the accuracy is pretty impressive. I gotta say Kirk not only has an NFL arm but mentally he's perfect for this offense.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Milchjon]

That is one deep v-neck, my g.

One thing I'll say about Jeter, the Yankees may not allow facial hair but he always had a grade A beard.

Makes you wonder about the quality of Aaron Rodgers'.

Edit:

 

[eznark]

You guys remember Danny Amendola?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Those were the most intelligent INTs I've ever seen Ninja. Notice how he throws the ball directly to the cornerback, the accuracy is pretty impressive. I gotta say Kirk not only has an NFL arm but mentally he's perfect for this offense.

I read this in my head in Ron Jaworski's voice.

 

[Fox318]

You guys remember Danny Amendola?

He doesn't have a good QB throwing to him.

 

[Greg]

I miss James Jones

 

[eznark]

It's amusing to me that Redskins fans seem happy that their last shot at relevance is also apparently garbage.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

You guys remember Danny Amendola?

What is this a list of? terrible receivers?

 

[Tom Penny]

You guys remember Danny Amendola?

Still his best catch as a Patriot

 

[captive]

can we please get back to football

FOOTBALL

Panthers practice tweets:

practice? We talkin' bout practice?

 

[eznark]

What is this a list of? terrible receivers?

Essentially the least efficient receivers through three games. The column headings are right there, man.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

The Redskins are selling World Cup beer, and Budweiser says it’s ‘passed its freshness date’

During Washington’s home opener in mid-September, the fine gents from Ball Hogs Radio cracked open a nice, cold, World Cup beer at FedEx Field.

That wasn’t a huge deal, except for the fact that the World Cup had ended more than two months before the Redskins hosted the Jaguars.

I didn’t write anything at the time, because I figured maybe Budweiser was just planning to manufacture 2014 World Cup beer in perpetuity. It was a great World Cup. Why not continue to commemorate it with nice, cold beer? Or maybe they just had lots of extra bottles?

But the Redskins played again on Thursday night, about 2 1/2 months after the World Cup ended and 3 1/2 months after that tournament started. And yet again, a fan received a World Cup-branded beer at FedEx Field.

I asked the customer to photograph the date code on the bottom of that bottle, and he complied.

Then I typed that code into Budweiser’s “Track Your Bud” feature on its Web site. “Your Bud has passed its freshness date,” the site told me. “Dan Westmoreland would like to buy you a fresh Budweiser. Please contact us.”

Expect 80,573 e-mails, Budweiser! Or at least 65,000, anyhow.

And so Washington’s defense wasn’t the only thing stale at FedEx Field on Thursday night. How many ways did the Redskins get skunked against the Giants? I mean, that was a flat performance, from the field to the fridge. The era of good feelings is rapidly reaching its expiration date. Etc. Etc.

Still, there was some symmetry here. Perhaps the bottle was sold in tribute to popular teams suffering humiliating losses in front of international audiences on their home fields.

(Also, at least there is no history of selling outdated concessions at FedEx Field. I mean, besides that time when the Redskins were selling peanuts from an airline that had gone out of business.)

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You guys remember Danny Amendola?

Steve Smith is easily the most hated man among the population of Torrey Smith fantasy owners.

 

[brentech]

Dan Snyder is the worst. As if drinking piss water wasn't bad enough....

 

[Bowser]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

You think Dan Snyder made his money by throwing out perfectly good ice cold brews?!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Essentially the least efficient receivers through three games. The column headings are right there, man.

Just seems weird to list that is all. Very few surprises on that list.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Danny boy's just trying to get over. Nothing wrong with that.

No one would've noticed that the beer was expired had it not been for those meddling reporters.

Old shit tastes only marginally worse than fresh shit.

 

[rando14]

I miss James Jones

Boykin was supposed to be the chosen one

 

[Milchjon]

Like freshness is the reason Bud tastes like shit

 

[Buckethead]

Boykin was supposed to be the chosen one

Boykin was always undersized.

Yet we have a fucking specimen in Janis riding the bench non-active every goddamn week.

Fuck I hate this team.

 

[Dion Blaster]

The only segment on ESPN worse than Keith Olberman is First Take. How can someone try so hard yet be so unfunny.

 

[RBH]

DeMarco Murray is a fan of Gata!

http://www.nfl.com/videos/dallas-co...ay-We-need-to-take-advantage-of-opportunities

 

[Greg]

Boykin was supposed to be the chosen one

I thought he showed promise last year...

I won't give up on him though - he will work through his issues like my man Jermichael!

Boykin was always undersized.

Yet we have a fucking specimen in Janis riding the bench non-active every goddamn week.

Fuck I hate this team.

Boykin isn't undersized, he just went to Finley's receiving camp over the summer

Spoiler

specimen = white

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Daniel Jeremiah said In Tannehill's last year of college he got sacked 8 times on 600+ dropbacks.

 

[Tom Penny]

So some dude got fired from his job and beheaded a co-worker in Oklahoma. People are nuts.

 

[Zeke]

So gata has been Murray this entire time?

 

[cashman]

I've always considered gata to be a friend.

 

[Fox318]

I've always considered gata to be a friend.

He was Ron Washington's secret love child

 

[eznark]

So some dude got fired from his job and beheaded a co-worker in Oklahoma. People are nuts.

When the fuck will this country wake up and ban knives

 

[cdyhybrid]

When the fuck will this country wake up and ban knives

 

[Milchjon]

When the fuck will this country wake up and ban knives

The only real constant in all these incidents in the US is American perpetrators.

I say it's time to ban America.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So some dude got fired from his job and beheaded a co-worker in Oklahoma. People are nuts.

Ban crazy people

 

[eznark]

The only real constant in all these incidents in the US is American perpetrators.

I say it's time to ban America.

Raise your hand if you are shocked the German is offering genocide as a final solution.

 

[Fox318]

When the fuck will this country wake up and ban knives

He used a Ben Sheets baseball card.

Super sharp edge

 

[Coldnoodle]

I agree, ban America.

 

[Milchjon]

Raise your hand if you are shocked the German is offering genocide as a final solution.

"Words have meanings"

 

[cdyhybrid]

Noodle is the worst.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

They didn't even try to hide the World Cup logo from the beer

:jnc dan pls