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[BaltimoreLarry]

We're all Royals fans tonight

I don't understand these statements at all. These are the two least successful teams in the AL over the last 30 years.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

BLarry, O's are an AL East rival, it's nothing personal, just business.

Go baseball. Hope for a good alcs. Fuck the nlcs.

Of course.

Order of Rooting Preferences:

1. Royals
2. Orioles
3. Meteor
4. ISIS
5. Ebola

99a. Giants
99b. Cardinals

 

[Bread]

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I'd rather the Cardinals win the next 15 World Series than see the Giants win one more.

 

[Fantomex]

I don't understand these statements at all. These are the two least successful teams in the AL over the last 30 years.

If the Orioles would wear the fat bird cap i would root for them.

 

[msdstc]

I mean... he's no Tom Brady, but he can at least carry the "best looking qb in the league" torch as long he's in.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Royals are going to take it and then sweep whomever comes out alive from Giants/Cards.

 

[Milchjon]

Any of you guys ever worked as a tutor for schoolchildren?

I feel like that's something I could do (mostly because I probably made every possible mistake myself in math etc., so I know the pitfalls of education), and it pays decently, but I wonder if I could handle parents being upset that even an awesome teacher like me can't save their stupid child from failure...

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

 

[jakncoke]

I'd rather the Cardinals win the next 15 World Series than see the Giants win one more.

Fuck that noise. Then my cousins husband gets to proudly spout how great they are then i'll have to hit his fat ass back to virginia in a coma

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

That's fucking terrifying and I don't even have a daughter.

 

[Goro Majima]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

And that's why you keep making her do her homework.

Also keep her away from gatas.

 

[Milchjon]

The worst thing is how shoddy the work is, especially on the Ravens logo.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I hate that oriole bird. He has that smug prick look on his face.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

It's like she's calling her asshole "Birdland"

 

[Godslay]

I hate that oriole bird. He has that smug prick look on his face.

 

[Tamanon]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

Ah, that would explain why so many

Spoiler

game

cocks have probably been in there.

 

[Bread]

I hate that oriole bird. He has that smug prick look on his face.

that's what makes him so awesome

 

[jakncoke]

It's like she's calling her asshole "Birdland"

Maybe she likes a fist up there man and a toucan

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I hate that oriole bird. He has that smug prick look on his face.

What are you, a Yankees Dodgers Giants fan?

 

[cashman]

THIS

IS


BIRDLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

 

[Bread]

Maybe she likes a fist up there man and a toucan

jak put down the drink

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What are you, a Yankees Dodgers Giants fan?

Not a football fan. Just don't like that smug prick bird.

 

[jakncoke]

jak put down the drink

I only have 4 beers left ;(

 

[WesternHeretic]

Go baseball. Hope for a good alcs. Fuck the nlcs.

Are you one of those Canadians that doesn't love Hockey or do you just like American sport in addition of Hockey?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Not a football fan.

Yeah, we can tell from everything you say.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Bah, meant baseball

 

[jmdajr]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

yikes

 

[rando14]

I don't understand these statements at all. These are the two least successful teams in the AL over the last 30 years.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Dear God, please don't let this be my daughter in 10 years.

Being a Niners/LA Kings fan I am way to classy to take the very rude joke here.

What are you, a Yankees Dodgers Giants fan?

Got a problem with the Yankees and Dodgers.

 

[jakncoke]

Bah, meant baseball

We all know your're a sisters in bed fan

 

[Coldnoodle]

Why are tramp stamps a thing?

 

[Fox318]

You'll always have 95 and the choke job that was 2001.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We all know your're a sisters in bed fan

For an alcoholic bum you talk the most shit

 

[jakncoke]

For an alcoholic bum you talk the most shit

Im no alcoholic, I just enjoy booze more than you prudes

 

[Dragon]

You'll always have 95 and the choke job that was 2001.

 

[jmdajr]

Why are tramp stamps a thing?

I don't know. I mean besides just being ugly as hell.... what a distraction.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Got a problem with the Yankees and Dodgers.

Fuck the Yankees, for all the obvious reasons. And Jeffrey Maier.

I pull for the Dodgers because I hate the Giants so much and when LA succeeds, they hate it.


Any of you young children recognize this famous Orioles fan?

She still looks good.

 

[ShaneB]

Are you one of those Canadians that doesn't love Hockey or do you just like American sport in addition of Hockey?

I love sports in general. Hockey, Football, Baseball, golf, mma, basketball, etc etc.

 

[jakncoke]

How exactly is Nate Washington still in the league?

 

[Fox318]

friedchicken.jpg

 

[Syrinx]

By the way I'm going up to Minnesota for the Lions-Vikings game. How should I let it be known to Stafford that he is fat?

 

[Fox318]

By the way I'm going up to Minnesota for the Lions-Vikings game. How should I let it be known to Stafford that he is fat?

Dress up like a fast food mascot

 

[jakncoke]

By the way I'm going up to Minnesota for the Lions-Vikings game. How should I let it be known to Stafford that he is fat?

By seeing how many bankrupt buffets are on the way.

 

[SlackAdjuster]

Any of you young children recognize this famous Orioles fan?

She still looks good.

Is that Scott Hall?

 

[Dragon]

friedchicken.jpg

Damn you got me...

 

[Milchjon]

Dolphins culture

Shelby eventually did get treatment and kept talking, saying out loud, "I need a Z-Pak." (That's slang for a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.) The nurse asked him why.

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

 

[Goro Majima]

That's not game 4....or 5...or 6.

You really have to show the whole series to properly troll him.

 

[Fantomex]

Dolphins culture

Please don't be true ugh

 

[JABEE]

Wawa is the shit