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[Goro Majima]

Don't do this ez. I have to listen to this dumb fucking phrase everyday at work. "Hey so and so did u see sharon on new housewives of atlanta last night? Woof!" "Zomg but did u see her husband?! Woooooof!"

I wish this wasn't a thing

Home Alone was such a trend setter!

 

[Spinluck]

I remember when Kobex and me used to argue about Bynum. He used to think he was good.

As usual I was right. But I didn't want to be.

How do you feel about Kobe being ranked the 40th best active player by that one list?

 

[eznark]

Every Panthers fan would acknowledge Cam had a bad game yesterday, but he attempted three passes before the score was 21-0. Nothing really mattered after that. The usual media trolls will ignore that though, and show looping highlights of his INT in a 35-3 game.

Wow, the fans have as much quit as the team. Down 3 scores isn't a death sentence.

Packers came back down 18 just a few weeks ago.

 

[MRSA]

Fuckin T-Mobile doesn't get any reception at this school. I'm coming home Milana.

 

[Greg]

Don't do this ez. I have to listen to this dumb fucking phrase everyday at work. "Hey so and so did u see sharon on new housewives of atlanta last night? Woof!" "Zomg but did u see her husband?! Woooooof!"

I wish this wasn't a thing

 

[bionic77]

So Randle is now gonna be a spokesperson for the underwear company he stole from. Never change Cowboys lol

That actually makes sense.

A product so desirable that an NFL player stole for it.

 

[eznark]

whats with your obsession with this guy?

He has a boner for young men who have significant rap sheets, a history of giving no fucks, a tendency to ignore coaches and the playbook and have a storied past of epic cocaine abuse.

 

[Kastrioti]

Fuckin T-Mobile doesn't get any reception at this school. I'm coming home Milana.

Why do you need reception at school, MRSA? It's school, you're supposed to be studying. You can't wait till after class to make a phone call?

 

[bionic77]

How do you feel about Kobe being ranked the 40th best active player by that one list?

That is probably fair because he won't be able to contribute on both ends for more than 20-25 minute a game. Definitely not at the start of the season.

I am more upset that the Lakers are probably the 40th best team in the league.

 

[Talon]

Also Phoenix, the Falcons are one of the worst teams in football. They are somehow softer than the Panthers, who are one of the softest teams in football. They have probably the worst pass pro line in the entire league. Their only bright spot, literally, is the QB and one wide out. You know how that generally works out! Going into this week they were a bottom five defense and according to AFS they were the second worst team against the pass.

They are a fucking trainwreck. They are a much worse version of the Saints. Of course, you needed a few gifts to squeak that one out so anything is possible but this should be a three score win for Detroit.

This is the most pansy-ass defense I've seen in a Falcons uniform ever. Outside of Des Trufant and Alford, nobody is in the vicinity of making a play on the ball. When your best players by a country mile are corners...that don't work.

And the pass blocking is cancer. Should be even better with the third string Center in there.

 

[RellyRell28]

Wow, the fans have as much quit as the team. Down 3 scores isn't a death sentence.

Packers came back down 18 just a few weeks ago.

It was the Jets c'mon man. You're right though I'll never forget that Lions/Cowboys game in 2011.

 

[MRSA]

Why do you need reception at school, MRSA? It's school, you're supposed to be studying. You can't wait till after class to make a phone call?

I gotta send dick pics to the young 18 year old females in here somehow.

 

[bionic77]

He has a boner for young men who have significant rap sheets, a history of giving no fucks, a tendency to ignore coaches and the playbook and have a storied past of epic cocaine abuse.

Doesn't that describe most of America?

 

[eznark]

Rodgers and Manning both had as many touchdowns as incompletions.

Truly we are #blessed to watch the two master craftsmen.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

#OnToChicago

 

[captive]

http://www.battleredblog.com/2014/9/3/6100837/the-film-room-ryan-mallett-houston-we-have-a-monster

Malletts potential is better than Fitzmagics reality.

lmao thanks mech, i needed a laugh.

Mallet, the preseason god is being held back BOB should unleash him!

 

[Kastrioti]

I gotta send dick pics to the young 18 year old females in here somehow.

What drugs have you consumed this Monday morning?

 

[Talon]

He has a boner for young men who have significant rap sheets, a history of giving no fucks, a tendency to ignore coaches and the playbook and have a storied past of epic cocaine abuse.

Wait, since when are we talking about Manziel?

 

[rando14]

:jnc

 

[MRSA]

What drugs have you consumed this Monday morning?

Unlike you kas. I work. Just got a 12 hour shift preventing the spread of Ebola. Now I got another 5 hrs of school.

 

[Tom Penny]

That is probably fair because he won't be able to contribute on both ends for more than 20-25 minute a game. Definitely not at the start of the season.

I am more upset that the Lakers are probably the 40th best team in the league.

Boozer will make them better than the Celtics

 

[Zeke]

So I missed most of the game yesterday but son of a bitch am I happy they won. I was worried about this game. First division game and all but it looks like they responded pretty well. Romo threw his first pick since the rams game I believe. Romo, Dez and Murray all playing outstanding and it's all thanks to the big men in the trenches. Dez has really matured everyone thought the guy was a head case and a diva so happy to see him prove everyone wrong. I really want to see him get more td's but God Damn if Williams isn't thriving right. The eagles and cards games look to be big ones.

 

[eznark]

 

[bionic77]

Boozer will make them better than the Celtics

:lol

I know your schtick but this is probably true.

What a sad day for Lakers and Celtics fans!

P.S. All of my Bulls friends hate Boozer more than Mech hates Schoob and almost as much as eznark hates absolutely everything...

 

[MechDX]

lmao thanks mech, i needed a laugh.

Mallet, the preseason god is being held back BOB should unleash him!

 

[rando14]

CBS Local Sports ‏@CBSLocalSports
Tate: “I didn’t get punched in the face, that’s all a lie.” #Lions #Tate #PercyHarvin http://cbsloc.al/1x0weJX

Punched? No! But body slammed? Hmmmm!!

 

[brentech]

I thought all old NFL players were contractual obligated to discuss how much tougher they were and that every game went to triple OT. Which they all played with numerous broken bones and were concussed on every single play but no one ever complained.

:jnc
you would think

 

[j-wood]

Can we all agree the Titans are the worse team in the NFL? We may have better talent than the raiders or bucs, but as a team, I think there is no question it's rank 32.

 

[RellyRell28]

I'm wondering if the Bucks can sneak in an eight seed this season in the East. I hope Jabari Parker looks good.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Ravens are in first place, somehow. I think I was way off in my assessment for this season.

 

[Fox318]

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Punched? No! But body slammed? Hmmmm!!

It was a steel chair then directly into suplex

 

[eznark]

Can we all agree the Titans are the worse team in the NFL? We may have better talent than the raiders or bucs, but as a team, I think there is no question it's rank 32.

There isn't much difference between the Titans, Jaguars, Browns, Bucs, Falcons, Jets and Redskins.

Throw them all in the dumpster.

 

[shadyspace]

10-6 Superbowl run let's do this

 

[Fox318]

 

[rando14]

It was a steel chair then directly into suplex

:jnc I like your avatar!!


That reminds me, YO GROVER WHERE U AT?? We avatar bettin' or what man!!

 

[ActStriker]

So which current Jets receiver is he punching out?

 

[Talon]

There isn't much difference between the Titans, Jaguars, Browns, Bucs, Falcons, Jets and Redskins.

Throw them all in the dumpster.

All of those teams have better talent on defense than the Falcons!

enisonfire

 

[captive]

you dont agree? You dont think BOB should unleash him?
I mean we're like one Mallet start away from going 10-0 the rest of the way getting the #2 seed and going to the superbowl, if only he would start Mallet.

 

[bionic77]

There isn't much difference between the Titans, Jaguars, Browns, Bucs, Falcons, Jets and Redskins.

Throw them all in the dumpster.

Most of those teams could beat the Steelers.

Your words hurt and are offensive.

You need sensitivity training.

 

[Syrinx]

 

[Fox318]

So which current Jets receiver is he punching out?

Wussle's wife isn't around to start shit.

also

 

[MechDX]

you dont agree? You dont think BOB should unleash him?
I mean we're like one Mallet start away from going 10-0 the rest of the way getting the #2 seed and going to the superbowl, if only he would start Mallet.

That's the spirit! Blind optimism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>ongoing pessimism

 

[eznark]

What did we do to deserve Houston - Pittsburgh on Monday night?

 

[j-wood]

Most of those teams could beat the Steelers.

Your words hurt and are offensive.

You need sensitivity training.

But he's not wrong

 

[BlackGhost]

Fuck you browns!!

We actually waived the fallback who been starting for us, kinda surprising

FB Kiero Small to the active roster from the practice squad & waived FB Ray Agnew

 

[eznark]

BRENTECH

Can you gif this play for me please!

3:07 3 4 JAX 26 Blake Bortles pass incomplete short left intended for Denard Robinson is intercepted by Tashaun Gipson at JAX-34 and returned for 1 yard

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Most of those teams could beat the Steelers.

Your words hurt and are offensive.

You need sensitivity training.

2 of those teams did beat the steelers

 

[bionic77]

What did we do to deserve Houston - Pittsburgh on Monday night?

You turned your back on Tebow.

When the Lions win the SB and KAS is right about something for the first and last time in his life you can feel worse in the knowledge that it was all your fault.

 

[bionic77]

2 of those teams did beat the steelers

You are getting smarter.

Are you are on some pills? Let us know the brand. Everyone could use a few extra iq points.