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[Doomsayer]

I've dated one Asian. She asked me if I had an Asian fetish. I said no. Then we made out. Then I never saw her again.

Is this what constitutes as dating nowadays?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This is what my half-Asian step sister says. Asians do not have big boobs, but great asses.

You made out with your step sister? Damn

Is this what constitutes as dating nowadays?

Let me re-phrase: You're dating your step sister?

 

[Goro Majima]

Is this what constitutes as dating nowadays?

Sounds like a tinder result more than anything

 

[Dragon]

Is this what constitutes as dating nowadays?

For me, yes. I'm horrible with women. Most people have healthier relationships. Tinder hasn't helped matters. My friend met and banged like 30 or 40 women in NYC in the six months he was there.

 

[Hunter S.]

You made out with your step sister? Damn

I knew I was setting myself up when admitting I have Asian family. Being Racists, and Perverts is part of Patkind.

 

[Spinluck]

I've dated one Asian. She asked me if I had an Asian fetish. I said no. Then we made out. Then I never saw her again.

I dated an Asian once too.

We just exchanged nudes for like a week and then stopped talking.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I knew I was setting myself up when admitting I have Asian family. Being Racists, and Perverts is part of Pat kind.

You make out with family and I'm the pervert.

I dated an Asian once too.

We just exchanged nudes for like a week and then stopped talking.

Snapchat or regular pics? Regular pics is sketchy man

 

[Goro Majima]

Didn't Europe invent incest or did I misread my history books?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I dated an Asian once too.

We just exchanged nudes for like a week and then stopped talking.

It was probably some old sex offender man

 

[Himynameischris]

I knew I was setting myself up when admitting I have Asian family. Being Racists, and Perverts is part of Patkind.

Well they have a cousin fucker as a leader so yeah....

I dated an Asian once too.

We just exchanged nudes for like a week and then stopped talking.

That sounds horrible

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

You make out with family and I'm the pervert.



Snapchat or regular pics? Regular pics is sketchy man

You would make out with anything that has Gronk's face on it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Well they have a cousin fucker as a leader so yeah....



That sounds horrible

You're a pervert

 

[MezzoForte]

I've known this for a while but a girl I was makin' out with (in middle school, lol) is a Raiderette. Filipina.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Didn't Europe invent incest or did I misread my history books?

Well we invented modern civilization and America, so maybe we did.

You would make out with anything that has Gronk's face on it.

Brady, I wanna make out with Brady not Gronk. Gronk is just my role model.

 

[Goro Majima]

Well we invented modern civilization and America, so maybe we did.



Brady, I wanna make out with Brady not Gronk. Gronk is just my role model.

I like to think the US was founded on the basis that we were trying to get away from the rule of tyrannical imbreds.

 

[Line_HTX]

Didn't Europe invent incest or did I misread my history books?

Do you mean the old noble families that ruled by "purity" of the bloodline?

 

[Spinluck]

Snapchat or regular pics? Regular pics is sketchy man

I knew her from college and we matched on Tinder. We could never schedule a "date" so we just sent very Gronk like pictures to each other and said we were going to do Gronk like things to each other. Then she moved to Seattle.

It was probably some old sex offender man

You are a fuckshit

That sounds horrible

Modern dating friend!

 

[MRSA]

Dating sucks.

 

[MechDX]

Didn't Europe invent incest or did I misread my history books?

Europe, Florida....what's the difference?

 

[Spinluck]

Dating sucks.

.

 

[Spinluck]

Europe, Florida....what's the difference?

Florida has me.

 

[Dega]

Dating sucks.

Is it worse than mexican food?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dating sucks.

What woman with any self worth would date you?

 

[Dragon]

What woman with any self worth would date you?

You still live with your parents right?

 

[Officerrob]

Vic Tafur ‏@VicTafur 4m4 minutes ago
#Raiders WR Amari Cooper replacing Brandon Marshall in the Pro Bowl

 

[Eleuin]

I've been with a Filipina. But I don't consider them as Asian.

...then what are they?

 

[BlackGhost]

What woman with any self worth would date you?

I hate to admit it, but he's right. I might live in Ohio, eat noodles, root for the Browns, and played alittle of the SAO game. But you're a legit degenerate MRSA...

 

[Himynameischris]

I've known this for a while but a girl I was makin' out with (in middle school, lol) is a Raiderette. Filipina.

lol nice!

Modern dating friend!

Apparently, I haven't had much trouble but I meet girls the old fashioned way,

 

[Dragon]

I hate to admit it, but he's right. I might live in Ohio, eat noodles, root for the Browns, and played alittle of the SAO game. But you're a legit degenerate MRSA...

You're like 21 or whatever. You have time to figure your life out.

 

[Line_HTX]

Okay, so the Antwaan Randle El story is blown out of porportion?

WHICH IS IT?!

 

[MRSA]

Is it worse than mexican food?

When they want to go to a messican restaurant. Yes.

...then what are they?

Pacific Islander.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Yall don't hear from me ever again it's probably because I died in the 2016 recreation of the snow fire pic.

Dragon, you got ya milk and bread yet man?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Yall don't hear from me ever again it's probably because I died in the 2016 recreation of the snow fire pic.

Dragon, you got ya milk and bread yet man?

And with that your account on Gaf will be forever tainted with that Avvy, to never change.

 

[Hunter S.]

Dating sucks.

sometimes

 

[Himynameischris]

Yall don't hear from me ever again it's probably because I died in the 2016 recreation of the snow fire pic.

Dragon, you got ya milk and bread yet man?

Should have just stayed in Cali, we could have gone to a Jazz club this Sunday

 

[MRSA]

I hate to admit it, but he's right. I might live in Ohio, eat noodles, root for the Browns, and played alittle of the SAO game. But you're a legit degenerate MRSA...

When you agree with Gata you are a pure degenerate.

 

[rando14]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

 

[Dragon]

Yall don't hear from me ever again it's probably because I died in the 2016 recreation of the snow fire pic.

Dragon, you got ya milk and bread yet man?

Nah. I'll go to Trader Joe's on Sunday before the games. Was supposed to fly to London but that looks like it ain't gonna happen.

 

[ampere]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

:lol

rekt

 

[Spinluck]

Apparently, I haven't had much trouble but I meet girls the old fashioned way,

Buy them a drink?

 

[Syrinx]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

Hmm.

Needs more respek.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You still live with your parents right?

Sick burn bro

 

[Dutch Gronk]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

Lmao

This is my favorite post now and forever

 

[Spinluck]

Sick burn bro

Should I move to Jacksonville so we can be neighbors

 

[Line_HTX]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

Fucking ROFL

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Should I move to Jacksonville so we can be neighbors

Sure. I would go over to your house and steal your forks.

 

[Bread]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

Rando in honor of grovo you will now be known as randu to honor the animu spirit inside him.

 

[BlackGhost]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

Lol, Rando is still out of control. I approve👍

 

[Grover Cleveland]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

 

[Himynameischris]

RIP Grover. I will be the new Grover

"Yo these cats outchea talkin bout Hurneynomics and The Joe Webb Experience"

Nailed it

:jnc I still don't forgive that bitch ass Wilson tho

Buy them a drink?

No, just strike up a conversation, be it at school or the store etc, I don't do the bar/club scene anymore.