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NFL 2015 Week 1 |OT| - A Fraud’s Quest for Gold

captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
Watt didn't buckle his helmet so he could get face time and improve his brand.
you know there are probably people here that believe that..... like this guy:

You know he's pissed that he didn't get busted open so there'd be a million pictures of him wearing the crimson mask.
not really sure what some of you guys problem is with him, would you prefer he beat women? Give them bleach baths? Get caught doing drugs or stopped with a trunk full of weapons?

I could understand the hate if he was doing all the things he does off the field if he was average or mediocre on the field.

There are people (not a lot but some) who are actually defending Hoyers performance yesterday.

How many times does a player have to completely melt down before everyone realizes he is garbage?
according to Texans 2013, if your coach is named Kubiak, Gary, it takes a fucking lot to get benched.
 

Sephzilla

Member
So, what was the deal with Troy Aikman basically sucking off Jay Cutler on commentary during the Packers/Bears game yesterday? He was talking like Cutler was some sort of work-in-progress new man at Quarterback, but at halftime Cutler had Tebow-like stats and then pulled a Cutler in the 2nd half by throwing a killer INT.
 
So, what was the deal with Troy Aikman basically sucking off Jay Cutler during the Packers/Bears game yesterday? He was talking like Cutler was some sort of work-in-progress new man at Quarterback but at halftime Cutler had Tebow-like stats and then pulled a Cutler in the 2nd half by throwing a killer INT.

Aikman hates the Packers.
 
There are people (not a lot but some) who are actually defending Hoyers performance yesterday.

How many times does a player have to completely melt down before everyone realizes he is garbage?

You're asking this question in the thread where people still unironically moan about Tebow being kicked off teams for being garbage at his position.
 

captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
NFL league office is full of hypocrites, Antonio Smith got a 1 game suspension for swinging a helmet at a guy and didn't even connect, pacman Jones will not be suspended.
 

eznark

Banned
So, what was the deal with Troy Aikman basically sucking off Jay Cutler on commentary during the Packers/Bears game yesterday? He was talking like Cutler was some sort of work-in-progress new man at Quarterback, but at halftime Cutler had Tebow-like stats and then pulled a Cutler in the 2nd half by throwing a killer INT.

First time watching Buck and Aikman call a Packers game?
 

MechDX

Member
you know there are probably people here that believe that..... like this guy:


not really sure what some of you guys problem is with him, would you prefer he beat women? Give them bleach baths? Get caught doing drugs or stopped with a trunk full of weapons?

I could understand the hate if he was doing all the things he does off the field if he was average or mediocre on the field.

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Typical bunch of NFL GAF jaded fucks who run with a self made narrative. What this thread has become and anyone who goes against it is Kas.

But hey Beckham turning one catch into the longest 15 minutes of fame ever is all good though
 

bob_arctor

Tough_Smooth
So to recap, Cromartie has a sprained knee and Mauldin has a concussion. Considering what both those injuries looked like, that's got to be the best news the Jets (not to mention Cro and Mauldin) could have gotten.


Yup, definitely makes the W even sweeter. Feel good vibes all week.
 

BigAT

Member
Typical bunch of NFL GAF jaded fucks who run with a self made narrative. What this thread has become and anyone who goes against it is Kas.

But hey Beckham turning one catch into the longest 15 minutes of fame ever is all good though

Watt's social media presence is pictures of him wearing varsity jackets and jumping on boxes, Beckham's is pictures of him eating pussy.

Advantage: Beckham.
 

Spinluck

Member
Week 1 biggest surprises for me
-Colts WRs are little bitches, including Andre Johnson. They were scared. They quit on balls. They are a soft ass team. And if MM is the real deal, they have a big long-term organizational problem. Luck should not sign an extension until they demonstrate competence at owner, GM and HC

Why are Colts WRs always gigantic pussys?

This reminds me of in the postseason during the Manning era where teams like the Steelers and Pats would shove their shit in and then Polian and Irsay would complain to the league. It just boggles my mind. No fighting for the ball or any separation/leverage, and bitch about press coverage. I get if they're holding, but it's not even that. Yesterday, Andre Johnson looked like he couldn't play longer than 15 mins and just got shittier as the game went on. I can barely remember any contested catches being made, they were just rough housed by this Bills D. And then of course when this happens for long stretches, Luck eventually says fuck it and just starts taking chances (like the shit deep throw to TY).

AJ and Moncrief looked like they have never been hit hard before, and stopped looking upfield for YAC and were already bracing themselves for contact. TY has the obligatory 1-3 plays where he gives up if the DB is too handsy, and then Luck still stares him down even though TY has mentally logged out of the play. Lol.

I hope Hilton comes back healthy, but I have to say I'm glad Luck is going to have to gel with the other guys in the meantime. When you have a butter OL and you're getting hit every play-- I know it can build bad habits like staring the same 1-2 guys down, but he did it even when he had time.
 
So Hawks-GAF do I panic yet?

Yesterday sucked. So I ended up watching Hawks/Rams at Bellagio sportsbook with about 30 other Hawks fan. We sucked for the most part and there was this drunk ass Rams fan behind us talking mad shit (literally only Rams fan). We took the lead after that fumble shit, dude got real quiet and we got real loud. Then of course you guys already know how the game ended....

KILL ME. FUCKING KILL ME.

Besides that... what a fucking up/down weekend shit show for me. Oh look here's was my view!
pW9Aid8.jpg

And here was a shit show...

#GoHawks
 
That's it. I'm out of fun birthdays. All downhill from here!

Happy birthday Sanjuro. I hope you have an excellent day.

Time to cut JFF. Just get it over with. Get a random 5th stringer from the CFL as a backup to McCown for all I care, just no Manziel.

Fucking scrubs getting excited because he threw a TD pass to a wide open receiver near the side line. The guy can't read a defense, never will, at the smallest amount of pressure he starts running and will keep fumbling it everything time he gets hit. fuck that guy, fuck the Browns for not cutting him and fuck Josh Gordon, just because.

At least we hit double digit points, rejoice.

Agree on Johnny Manziel.. They should do the same to Josh Gordon this offseason because he will end up being Justin Blackmon.

11 points this.. 12 the next.. Slowly but surely we will make it to 20 by seasons end.

nvm you are the worst

http://youtu.be/8cLHtEVlmpY
 
Joe Lombardi wouldn't be an OC if not for his last name, that much is clear. I don't have a problem with the scheme, which is basically the Saints'. The problem is that he cannot call plays or adjust. How we came out of the offseason and performed so similarly to the fuck up against Dallas back in January...something is wrong. If he can't "get it" during the offseason, why expect him to ever get it?

At this point I think we're about 3-4 games away from Caldwell taking over OC play calling and demoting Lombardi. My fear about this...what happens next year? Do we fire Lombardi and bring in another OC...and if so does that mean he keeps Lombardi's scheme or brings an entirely new offense. I gotta think a new OC would bring his own offense. Which means that we'll have learned two new offenses in three years.

Defense was trash but hey, I'll wait for Levy to come back before panicking.
 

jmdajr

Member
-Colts WRs are little bitches, including Andre Johnson. They were scared. They quit on balls. They are a soft ass team. And if MM is the real deal, they have a big long-term organizational problem. Luck should not sign an extension until they demonstrate competence at owner, GM and HC

Hmmm. Where should he go?
 

Pepiope

Member
So Hawks-GAF do I panic yet?

Yesterday sucked. So I ended up watching Hawks/Rams at Bellagio sportsbook with about 30 other Hawks fan. We sucked for the most part and there was this drunk ass Rams fan behind us talking mad shit (literally only Rams fan). We took the lead after that fumble shit, dude got real quiet and we got real loud. Then of course you guys already know how the game ended....

KILL ME. FUCKING KILL ME.
#GoHawks
Panic if you don't get a deal done with Kam.
 

Pepiope

Member
Adam CaplanVerified account
‏@caplannfl
#Dolphins are signing UDFA RB Raheem Mostert from #Eagles practice squad, according to his agent @TesslerSports.

Fuck you Miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Adam CaplanVerified account
‏@caplannfl
#Dolphins are signing UDFA RB Raheem Mostert from #Eagles practice squad, according to his agent @TesslerSports.

Fuck you Miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, I just feel good for the kid getting signed. We have enough RBs. Maybe this will free up room on the practice squad for Rasheed Bailey if he isn't on a squad anywhere.
 

Hindl

Member

Lol. For all the talk of Romo being elite in the other thread, people are saying that Dallas was giving the game away and still won. But the Giants were completely inept and Dallas still barely limped to a W. Add in the injuries and that game was as big a Pyrrhic victory as I've ever seen
 

cdyhybrid

Member
This Twitter timeline has some good screenshots of plays that the Hawks completely blew in the Rams game with some short explanations.

https://twitter.com/Cianaf

A sample:

5uNcZb7.png


#FireTheOffense

Western, if you pay 324 bucks for water, you deserve a loss.


Happy Birthday, Sanjuro!

Why so poor? Did the Euro crash or something?

one day I'll be rich enough to buy 9-dollar waters

But coffee is only like $2! #Priorities
 
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