He was bad before he got GM powers. He forced DeSean Jackson out of town, and tried to end his career by saying he had gang ties or whatever. We got him, and he's been one of our best leaders.
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NFL 2015 Week 17 |OT| - A Frauds Road Ends
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He was bad before he got GM powers. He forced DeSean Jackson out of town, and tried to end his career by saying he had gang ties or whatever. We got him, and he's been one of our best leaders.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
The jets molest stray cats.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
You can't have the second round pick back btw.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
They did beat a bunch of pussies this Sunday now that you mention it.
only strays?
He should still get cut for that shit.
WesternHeretic
Member
Sweeney Tom
Banned
In the 00s all the Philadelphia teams went to their respective title game. Now in the 10s they're all gonna have first overall draft picks.
skLaFarebear
Member
Wow. Didn't even wait for the season to end to let Chip go lol.
Butts-a-plenty
Banned
Exclusive locker room photo of the new Eagles coach addressing the media!
How old are you? If you're over 25 you're a pathetic human being.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Hahaha I am 43, Dragon. And ornery.
Exclusive locker room photo of the new Eagles coach addressing the media!
Could the Kobe Offense work in the NFL?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I guess jet fans take any happiness they can get
Nah he's a legend, and he has his health to worry about. These games mean nothing he needs to be able to walk when he's 45. I don't blame JP at all for that
Butts-a-plenty
Banned
There is only one way to find out.
BannedEpisode
Member
Man with a pretty decent house decides to make some improvements. Doesnt know where to start though so he asks around for someone with talent to come in and really make his home shine.
He hears good things about this contractor but he's an amateur and unlicensed. Really great track record though. From what you understand though he only has experience working on tree forts. Came close to winning a few tree fort contests though! So thats a plus.
He starts working and you start to see some good things happening.
He's a bit weird but he brings snacks and smoothies when he shows up to work so its all good.
You notice he sees something he doesnt quite like, a small issue overall, but its bugging him. You start to overhear him mumbling about tree houses and in an effort to rectify it he starts ripping the walls down.
"Better to start from scratch I think, better that this new plan looks more like a tree house"
Well thats alarming but he does good work from what you understand. You just wanted him to improve on the house you had but thats okay. It will work out if we give him time. You do remind him though that you want a house, not a tree house.
"Yeah thats what I said, House", Nodding, he gets back to work.
As time goes by he starts ebaying the copper he stripped from your walls to finance his idea for open spaces and ease of movement.
"Speed in getting around your treehouse is important, you'll see. Wiring and plumbing just dont really fit into what were trying to accomplish here"
"But this is a regular house"
"Yeah thats what I said, 'House', did I say something different?"
When he tears down the corner of your house with the bedroom and pitches a leaky tent in the backyard for you to use (Paid for with the copper money) you really start to get concerned.
And finally you show up one day and theres just a pile of doors and half caved in walls.
He was "nailing the doors together to make a tree since you didnt have one in the yard", he explains. And the walls werent really at the top of his list but he'd get around to them.
Reluctantly you just decide its not going to work out. You pay your contractor the agreed upon amount and send him off. Late the next year you hear he finally won a Tree House competition.
Then he can retire. Bro is making like 9M to play 16 games.
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Dudeeeee you're arguing with Gata!
It's all love, bro.
I have a teenage daughter.
NervousXtian
Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
Kelly never said that, that was those pesky "anonymous" sources.
Sell it to FMT ASAP!
Didn't someone just say the owner talked to him about not having personnel control? Sounds like the GM experiment failed, but Chip didn't think so
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I am a good arguerDudeeeee you're arguing with Gata!
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Damn you swan dived into the pool of fuckery LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL.
Chip Kelly belongs with the Titans coaching his collegiate QB. It sucks that Philly let him go after two 10 win seasons. Who's coaching the Eagles next year?
He probably will this off-season, but every game he plays does permanent damage. I get your point but he was barely able to move in the Washington game. I'm not faulting him for that
lmao
He's still gonna get paid, if not by Philly then by another QB needy team. Talented QBs don't grow on trees.
Act is on his A game with these OPs this season
franknbeans
Member
The players hated that shit. Too intrusive
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Marty-esque
Member
Ed Rendell. The football expert.
Elfforkusu
Member
Congrats, Eagles GAF. It's best this happened now.
S3&K is also good. CD is weird but ok. Everything else is a dumpster fire.
Brother!
S3&K is also good. CD is weird but ok. Everything else is a dumpster fire.