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NFL 2015 Week 2 |OT| - A Fraud’s First Steps

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bionic77

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She's already wearing someone else's jersey.
Now you say that are we sure this person exists or is that just Tom in a blonde wig?

There is a ton of photoshopping in those pictures (her stomach looks alien in the one with the jersey) so it is hard to tell.
 

cdyhybrid

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Milchjon

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I know this is a foreign concept to those across the pond, but the fans in Seattle direct their attention toward helping the team win, rather than assaulting each other or throwing bananas at black players.

There are many terrible ways you guys treat Pats fans, but accusing me of being a soccer fan is the worst among them!!!

PS: It's a good article either way.
 

cdyhybrid

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There are many terrible ways you guys treat Pats fans, but accusing me of being a soccer fan is the worst among them!!!

PS: It's a good article either way.

Oh, I would never do such a thing. Just saying you might not be familiar!

In fact, we see much of same behavior over here. Both assaults (every sports team based in California) and banana throwing (every sports team based in Boston).

It is interesting though.
 

Milchjon

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Oh, I would never do such a thing. Just saying you might not be familiar!

In fact, we see much of same behavior over here. Both assaults (every sports team based in California) and banana throwing (every sports team based in Boston).

It is interesting though.

Throwing bananas isn't happening too much in Germany. Lots of it in Italy and maybe Spain.
 

Pepiope

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I never understand people that wish for serious injury on a rival teams players. Snickering about a bruised muscle or a player getting the wind knocked out of him is one think, hoping for broken legs or potentially career ending injuries is another.

Now to be fair, we do have the Bradford pool going, but that's all in good fun based on his history of injuries. I doubt any of us actually want to see him go down in a heap again.
I did bring that up after everyone got pissed at Confrontation on Monday, but deep down I know you guys want Bradford healthy for 16 games so he can help the Eagles get an Owl.
 
I did bring that up after everyone got pissed at Confrontation on Monday, but deep down I know you guys want Bradford healthy for 16 games so he can help the Eagles get an Owl.

And then after that 16th game, Bradford slips and breaks his hip. This then leads to The Sanchize to go and play the Pats in the Super Bowl
god help us all
. On the final drive, he is scrambling and we have the buttfumble part two and securing the Pats another Super Bowl and giving us more reasons to hate The Eagles

this is a nightmare for everyone and god help us if this ever happens.
 

Milchjon

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And then after that 16th game, Bradford slips and breaks his hip. This then leads to The Sanchize to go and play the Pats in the Super Bowl
god help us all
. On the final drive, he is scrambling and we have the buttfumble part two and securing the Pats another Super Bowl and giving us more reasons to hate The Eagles

this is a nightmare for everyone and god help us if this ever happens.

I hope this happens, and if it does, I will buy every one in this thread a beer. Except jak.
 
Fireworks are the devil.

I love how in most states the big fireworks are illegal but they allow you to sell them to the schlubs in neighboring states. So in PA they will put the big stores right on the border with NY, Jersey and Ohio and will only sell them to people out of state.

No guys, this shit is way too dangerous of our residents! You might loss an eye or hand. But we trust the people from the other states because motherfucking reasons.

That's how it is across the Carolina border. I'm pretty sure half of South Carolina's yearly GDP comes from North Carolinians taking that 5 minute trip south of the border to get the big shit because all you're allowed to get in Best Carolina is the little fizzly pop kits from WalMart.
 
I hope this happens, and if it does, I will buy every one in this thread a beer. Except jak.

I should get more because this is basically smut for Pats-GAF. I demand royalties if this occurs.

Jak is basically Ozzy Osbourne. No booze will ever kill him. Scientists should study him to see how he ticks.
 

zychi

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That's how it is across the Carolina border. I'm pretty sure half of South Carolina's yearly GOP comes from North Carolinians taking that 5 minute trip south of the border to get the big shit because all you're allowed to get in Best Carolina is the little fizzly pop kits from WalMart.
My favorite part about fireworks being illegal in some states, is that flamethrowers and much more dangerous fire related items arent banned in like 48/50 states. But fireworks? Ban em!
 

Man God

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My favorite part about fireworks being illegal in some states, is that flamethrowers and much more dangerous fire related items arent banned in like 48/50 states. But fireworks? Ban em!

To be fair, a ton of idiots kill and maim themselves and others with legal and illegal fireworks.
 

Talamius

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That's how it is across the Carolina border. I'm pretty sure half of South Carolina's yearly GDP comes from North Carolinians taking that 5 minute trip south of the border to get the big shit because all you're allowed to get in Best Carolina is the little fizzly pop kits from WalMart.

South of the Border on 95 becomes the unofficial capital of North Carolina twice a year, right before the 4th and right before New Year's. The rest of the year it's a sad tourist trap.
 
South of the Border on 95 becomes the unofficial capital of North Carolina twice a year, right before the 4th and right before New Year's. The rest of the year it's a sad tourist trap.

For the people that don't know what he's talking about

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This was twenty minutes from my house.

They have sketchy ass rides (like that big sombrero you see there), questionable food, and a shiiiiiiiiiitload of fireworks.

I love that they still have 78000 billboards for this place up and down 95.
 
For the people that don't know what he's talking about

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This was twenty minutes from my house.

They have a sketchy ass rides, questionable food, and a shiiiiiiiiiitload of fireworks.

I love that they still have 78000 billboards for this place up and down 95.

God. It always looked like such a dump to me. I see it when driving through the Carolinas and it looked really sketchy to me and I'm glad to know I was right.
 

Milchjon

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For the people that don't know what he's talking about

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This was twenty minutes from my house.

They have sketchy ass rides (like that big sombrero you see there), questionable food, and a shiiiiiiiiiitload of fireworks.

I love that they still have 78000 billboards for this place up and down 95.

If I'm ever in your hood, you need to take me there. Sounds terribly amazing.
 

Tabris

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The issue with drafting your favourite player is you'll be inclined to play them no matter what, even if Carson Palmer may be a safer play this week.

I can't believe I typed those words.

Ugh.

Please football gods, let Peyton have 1 last amazing year!
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Cheating for a long, long time.

When Deflategate broke wide open, Indianapolis-based former NFL head linesman Mark Baltz wasn’t particularly surprised. More specifically, he wasn’t surprised that lockerroom attendant Jim McNally, who this week got his job back with the Patriots along with equipment assistant John Jastremski, was in the middle of the months-long investigation.

“He always asked for the footballs way, way before he was supposed to get them,’’ said Baltz, who was an NFL official from 1989-2013. Baltz spoke to WTHR.com last week, before the pair was reinstated. “If he could get them 10 or 15 minutes before he was supposed to get them, instead of the usual two minutes before the game – and there were some crews that let him do that – he would do it. I wouldn’t let him take them early, and I think he eventually figured that out because he stopped asking after a while. I probably did 10 to 15 games up there (in Foxboro, Mass.) and those first few times, he’d always ask. I always thought it was very suspicious. He certainly acted in a suspicious manner.’’

Baltz, in fact, said he reported McNally to league officials “six or eight years ago,’’ concerned not only about his early requests for the footballs, but for the way he operated before and during games.
 

eznark

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Guy named Chadwick writes an article that only proves the Pats are barely better than other teams even when they cheat. Stunning.
 
If I'm ever in your hood, you need to take me there. Sounds terribly amazing.

If you ever drive south through the East Coast of the US, you just might run into it.

It's strategically located on I-95 which runs all the way from Maine to Florida.

They get soooo many poor souls heading from up north to southern beaches like Myrtle
 

Spinluck

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I was more specifically responding to your comment about Luck dominating the south by year two.

As in Luck has had a much easier transition than manning did.

And Manning had more talent around him than Luck.

At Manning's peak, he still got to play the Jags, Titans, and Texans twice a year.
 

zychi

Banned
And Manning had more talent around him than Luck.

At Manning's peak, he still got to play the Jags, Titans, and Texans twice a year.
Luck has a harder version of the division to deal with, a one of a kind DE in Watt to deal with, and no o-line like Peyton had.

Manning had it easy during his tenure in Ind.
 
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