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[Kave_Man]

Football.

 

[slightconfuse]

Suh only has 3 tackles

Lol

 

[CrocMother]

Suh only has 3 tackles

Lol

I assume he's getting doubled on just about every down though?

 

[Goro Majima]

Good morning you fucks.

Since my Packers don't play today, I want all of you to take this gif to heart. Some of you more than others.

Hoping for a day full of fuckery and hilarity.

 

[DrForester]

The TV maps are always fascinating to me. Like, what the hell is going on in Oregon and Tucson that they are televising Indy at Tennessee?

And that swath between Dallas and Houston gets to see the Oakland/Cleveland game (I'm assuming because of JFF) but then other than the New York/Florida region they're the only ones who see the Buffalo/Miami game at 4. Why?

Same here. Who thinks most the country wants to see Chargers v. Vikings?

 

[Slo]

Same here. Who thinks most the country wants to see Chargers v. Vikings?

 

[CrocMother]

Same here. Who thinks most the country wants to see Chargers v. Vikings?

Just a guess, but I think they put the Chargers on in that area because it's mostly Broncos fans who would want to watch a division rival.

 

[Dega]

Good morning you fucks.

Since my Packers don't play today, I want all of you to take this gif to heart. Some of you more than others.

Hoping for a day full of fuckery and hilarity.

Not us right??

 

[RBH]

Perfect :lol

 

[Tom Penny]

I assume he's getting doubled on just about every down though?

Like he always does? He's sitting on his fat paycheck now while the Lions are SB contenders...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Not quite Hurricanolypse 3 today, but the weather should favor running the ball today for Panthers-Saints. Constant drizzle/mist all day.

(It literally hasn't stopped raining since I've gotten back, again #itsasign)

 

[SliceSabre]

Raiders vs. Browns


Oh this gon b gud. Browns bout to be on a winning streak!

#DawgPound

 

[Crisco]

So Kurt Warner just predicted Josh and Luke McCown would both throw for 300 yards and 3TDs today....

 

[Goro Majima]

Not us right??

Well no, you have to beat the snes's

 

[yankeehater]

Sorry squicken:

EARTH CITY, Mo. -- The numbers are in on quarterback Nick Foles' two-year contract extension with the St. Louis Rams.

As expected, the deal will pay him almost $14 million guaranteed. The exact amount of guaranteed money is $13,792,000 and includes a $3 million signing bonus, a fully guaranteed base salary this season of $1,042,500 and a $2 million roster bonus to be paid on Sept. 1.

There are also $4.5 million in not likely to be earned incentives available based on going to the Pro Bowl, playoff appearances and wins. His cap number for 2014 has gone up from just over $1 million to just over $4 million.

Here's the breakdown of the deal, with all numbers courtesy of ESPN Stats & Information:



2015

Base salary: $1,042,500 (fully guaranteed)

Roster bonus: $2 million (fully guaranteed, paid on Sept. 1)

Workout bonus: $26,240

Signing bonus proration: $1 million

Cap number: $4,068,240

Cash amount: $6,068,240



2016

Base salary: $1,750,000 (guaranteed for injury at signing, becomes fully guaranteed on fifth day of next league year)

Roster bonus: $6 million (fully guaranteed, paid out on third day of league year)

Signing bonus proration: $1 million

Cap number: $8,750,000

Cash amount: $7,750,000



2017 (Voidable based on performance)

Base salary: $10,750,000

Roster bonus: $1,500,000 (paid out on third day of league year)

Signing bonus proration: $1 million

Cap number: $13,250,000

Cash amount: $12,250,000

 

[Slo]

So Kurt Warner just predicted Josh and Luke McCown would both throw for 300 yards and 3TDs today....

They got that grocery store bagger swagger.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Football.

http://youtu.be/1CfnKEYAbyo

 

[sf2fanatic]

L.A. Gaf, what games they showing on TV?

 

[JABEE]

Tom Brady doesn't need the Pope. He already plays like he's been ordained by God.

Kas's mind is warped by this shame.

 

[ampere]

All I ask is that the d line of the jets doesn't murder Bradford

I do have week 3 in the pool...

Good luck Philly phans

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Kas's mind is warped by this shame.

Is he in the Shame Circle?

 

[Beerman462]

No coffee, no shampoo, no dish washing soap.

How's a man supposed to deal with that shit on a Sunday.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I assume he's getting doubled on just about every down though?

That, lots of cut blocks, and simply running plays away from him. That said, he needs to do more.

 

[Plasticine]

So, what happens if the Bears win today?

https://youtu.be/q0POXW4V1_k

 

[jbug617]

Demarco Murray inactive today
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/648156985788104705

 

[Pepiope]

No Murray today. We will have a rush attack! Woooo

 

[Hunter S.]

Just a guess, but I think they put the Chargers on in that area because it's mostly Broncos fans who would want to watch a division rival.

Agreed, I mostly watch the Chefs and Chargers besides the Broncos just to size up the competition.

 

[jello44]

Good morning you fucks.

Since my Packers don't play today, I want all of you to take this gif to heart. Some of you more than others.

Hoping for a day full of fuckery and hilarity.

Fuck off, Silky Johnson!

Raiders vs. Browns


Oh this gon b gud. Browns bout to be on a winning streak!

#DawgPound

Go Brownies! Beat some Raider ass.

Demarco Murray inactive today
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/648156985788104705

lmao

 

[JABEE]

Is he in the Shame Circle?

He has always been in the shame circle. His new avatar is just forcing him to confront this reality.

We will be joining them soon.

 

[squicken]

No Murray today. We will have a rush attack! Woooo

Biggest problem is his blitz pickup. He is great at it and the RB has to pick up an LB on those double A gap blitzes. Not sure how good Mathews is and Sproles is too small

 

[Beach]

Raisers haven't won a game in the Eastern time zone since 2009 and haven't won two in a row in 3 years. I can see a loss against the Browns but a win against the Bears next week.

Hope I'm wrong and Raiders take both but I've learned better.

 

[ampere]

I propose an avatar bet. If the Seahawks get upset all Hawks fans have to eat shit

 

[BlackGhost]

Lmao bowe is a fucking bum, he's out. Thank you based farmer🙏🏿
🙏🏿🙏🏿

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Raisers haven't won a game in the Eastern time zone since 2009 and haven't won two in a row in 3 years. I can see a loss against the Browns but a won against the Bears next week.

Hope I'm wrong and Raiders take both but I've learned better.

We win this week and you win next week. This is fair.

Lmao bowe is a fucking bum, he's out. Thank you based farmer🙏🏿
🙏🏿🙏🏿

The best wide receiver in Chiefs history everyone.

BG, if Pettine or farmer had to go at the end of the season? Which would you prefer?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Easley, Keshawn Martin active

Fletcher, Cadet inactive

 

[Limited Edition]

I propose an avatar bet. If the Seahawks get upset all Hawks fans have to eat shit

If the Seahawks lose today, I think more than just their fans will be eating shit.

 

[Dega]

keshawn gonna have 4 tds

 

[Line_HTX]

Good morning!

O-Line better not be atrocious shit as usual and BLOCK PROPERLY and the secondary needs to stop struggling. This defense must play better than their stupidity, but it doesn't help either if the offense is continuously losing the game.

Also someone needs to get a whip and whoop the Special Teams.



Coffee time!

 

[DrForester]

I propose an avatar bet. If the Seahawks get upset all Hawks fans have to eat shit

If the Seahawks lose today, then the Seahawks should be disbanded tomorrow.

I would LOVE to see an upset, but being 0-2 against a team with nothing going for them, I fully expect the Seahawks to not only win, but run up the score to try and motivate the team.

 

[chadskin]

If I were Murray, I'd sit out the game with that O line against that Jets D, too.

 

[Line_HTX]

Kam Chancellor gonna be the reason they go 0-3 to a Cutler-less Bears.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

I can't even talk shit to Browns fans.

May the less shittier team win.

Spoiler

McCown lol

 

[Pepiope]

I will feel bad for Demarco if the birds have a good run game today. He will be blamed.

 

[FTF]

I will feel bad for Demarco if the birds have a good run game today. He will be blamed.

Ha that would be something.

 

[Plasticine]

I propose an avatar bet. If the Seahawks get upset all Hawks fans have to eat shit

If that actually happens, Seahawks-GAF should wear Jimmy Clausen avatars for a week.

 

[squicken]

T-West inactive in TEN and Bowe inactive in CLE. Ray Farmer is a wizard

 

[Slo]

If that actually happens, Seahawks-GAF should wear Jimmy Clausen avatars for a week.

 

[Goro Majima]

If the Seahawks lost....yeah I dunno.

That'd be amazing though.

 

[BronsonLee]

Oh for crying out loud
New Drinking Game:
Do a shot every time a DraftKings ad comes on. Applies during NFL games.
You will be drunk by kickoff.

 

[Pepiope]

If the Seahawks lost....yeah I dunno.

That'd be amazing though.

Kam is gonna be rusty....I hope they lose.