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NFL 2015 Week 9 |OT| - A Fraud Had Some Nice Shoes

It'll sure be hilarious when Landry Jones styles all over the Browns on Sunday.

Ha Ha.

We can blame BG Kave for this. He asked for Landry and if he doesn't come up for a suitable defense to his action calling for bring out the best
(at least best left standing)
QB on the Pittsburgh roster.

Actions might need to be taken to ensure that BG doesn't do this again.. We might need to remove him from power and put up King Kave.

I quit sports, please give me a list of anime to watch instead

Chris...

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harSon

Banned
It'll sure be hilarious when Landry Jones styles all over the Browns on Sunday.

Ha Ha.

Don't sleep on Landry Legend.

Landry is undefeated when subbing in for an injured QB, which means we should give Vick the start and then do designed QB runs for the first series or two till he inevitably goes down with an injury.
 
Get your TV from space sucka!!!

Hahahahahahahahahah I hope this is real,

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Kid's an asshole and will literally get nothing out of this except embarrassment. I also dig the casual racism too.
 

bionic77

Member
Bionic, make the call to Tomlin. Tebow needs to get his ass to Pittsburgh. Stat!
I will give up coffee and sex (all forms) if the Steelers do this.

Speaking of Tebow why don't teams let him touch the players and see if he can magic them back to health? Modern medicine obviously isn't shit for anything serious so why not give another form of healing a go? I am willing to be the first guinea pig in the name of science!
 
Did you watch the game? It was one of the most frustrating I've seen in awhile... Felt like it should have been a lot closer.

Yes I did and yes I agree, plus the coaching mistakes and the missed calls didn't help. It's clear that it's not just on the coaches though, this team has giant holes on it's roster. I knew ignoring the CBs/LBs/OL would hurt us, signing Suh was such a stupid movie when we had so many other glaring needs.
 
Yes I did and yes I agree, plus the coaching mistakes and the missed calls didn't help. It's clear that it's not just on the coaches though, this team has giant holes on it's roster. I knew ignoring the CBs/LBs/OL would hurt us, signing Suh was such a stupid movie when we had so many other glaring needs.
Yep, you're right. You guys were right about Parker being a luxury pick the team couldn't afford too. Stars on defense don't matter when you have holes this gaping.

Buffalo always looks like the best team on earth when they play the Dolphins.
 

bionic77

Member
Real talk, at what point do the Cowboys just keep Romo out for the season so that he can heal really well?
Its his collarbone right?

He isn't getting young and the team is built to win and beat the fuck out of women today, not next year.

NFC East is so bad that they still have a shot. It makes sense to play him.
 
Yep, you're right. You guys were right about Parker being a luxury pick the team couldn't afford too. Stars on defense don't matter when you have holes this gaping.

Buffalo always looks like the best team on earth when they play the Dolphins.

I wouldn't be against Parker if we actually used him....there is no way he hasn't earned playing time by now. They need to put him out there to see what he can do, one or two big plays a game could make a big difference. I mean fuck we were only down by 5 at one point but you're right having Grimes (who was terrible yesterday btw), Jones and Wake/Suh wasn't going to be enough, everyone but Suh was there last year and we were terrible, how did they not see this coming. This has the stench of Ross all over it. I hope we tank and get a top 10 pick for the new coaches next year.
 

bionic77

Member
When we quit sports do we absolutely have to watch anime?

I think I would rather watch the Steeler die one by one on the field every Sunday rather than watch anime.

I propose a new losers club with pie and 90s TBS/TNT movies like Roadhouse.
 
I wouldn't be against Parker if we actually used him....there is no way he hasn't earned playing time by now. They need to put him out there to see what he can do, one or two big plays a game could make a big difference. I mean fuck we were only down by 5 at one point but you're right having Grimes (who was terrible yesterday btw), Jones and Wake/Suh wasn't going to be enough, everyone but Suh was there last year and we were terrible, how did they not see this coming. This has the stench of Ross all over it. I hope we tank and get a top 10 pick for the new coaches next year.
The problem is Ross never learns. Teams with bad owners just stay bad, I'm afraid that's our life for the next however many years.

CB is a major issue. Grimes is declining, Taylor is mediocre on a good day, and the other guys are stopgaps. Outside of Jones the team doesn't have much at S. Outside of Jenkins the LBs are bad. Wake is done and Vernon sucks now so there goes the pass rush.

Things are looking terrifyingly bad for this defense long term. The only hope is pulling a Minnesota and hitting on a bunch of drafts consecutively, and that shit ain't happenin' with Tannenbaum in the building.
 

BigAT

Member
When we quit sports do we absolutely have to watch anime?

I think I would rather watch the Steeler die one by one on the field every Sunday rather than watch anime.

I propose a new losers club with pie and 90s TBS/TNT movies like Roadhouse.

Roadhouse, Goodfellas and Shawshank play on a loop while attractive nurses bring you pie.
 

tmdorsey

Member
Really can't get over Dan Quinn's gaffe yesterday. What a demoralizing loss

Think about how actual fans of the team feel, although my issues is more with Offensive gameplan

When we quit sports do we absolutely have to watch anime?

I think I would rather watch the Steeler die one by one on the field every Sunday rather than watch anime.

I propose a new losers club with pie and 90s TBS/TNT movies like Roadhouse.


bionic, add 80s movies in there and I'm in.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
When we quit sports do we absolutely have to watch anime?

I think I would rather watch the Steeler die one by one on the field every Sunday rather than watch anime.

I propose a new losers club with pie and 90s TBS/TNT movies like Roadhouse.

That sounds more like an awesome winners club though.

I think anime is the key component of shame here
 

harSon

Banned
Can we talk about how awesome Deangelo Williams is? Quality player, high character guy and totally unselfish. Basically the antithesis of Blount.
 
When we quit sports do we absolutely have to watch anime?

I think I would rather watch the Steeler die one by one on the field every Sunday rather than watch anime.

I propose a new losers club with pie and 90s TBS/TNT movies like Roadhouse.

You can watch the Lakers tank for Simmons...


Is that Spins?


That's a real thing?

Roadhouse, Goodfellas and Shawshank play on a loop while attractive nurses bring you pie.

Add Casino to the list too..

That sounds more like an awesome winners club though.

I think anime is the key component of shame here

Can we watch "good" anime if there is such a thing?
 

bionic77

Member
bionic, add 80s movies in there and I'm in.
Your team has a winning record. Sorry but you are not invited.

AT why hot nurses? Does it really matter what the girls occupation is? I do agree that hot females bringing me good food would be a good addition to the losers club.

That sounds more like an awesome winners club though.

I think anime is the key component of shame here
I don't like the idea that life must suck at all time for losers.

Being a Browns fan is bad enough, but then being limited to weirdo anime when the game is over?

Thats not cool!
 
You can chalk this up to my homerism, but I respectfully disagree. Joyner launched at Teddy with his forearm/shoulder after Teddy made the move to slide. This is after the Rams had taken shots at Teddy's legs/knees in passing plays.
Just typical Gregg Williams garbage- and Fisher's post game "QBs get hurt when they slide sometimes" comment was fucking gross.

This line from here sums up how I feel:

I didn't think Joyner was headhunting, I thought he was turning to try and reduce the amount of contact but because he had already committed to a tackle/hit he wasn't able to get out of the way. More of a freak accident than a dirty hit but again, that's probably me being a homer.

If you want to talk dirty hits, I'd point to the one a little earlier in the game where Teddy rolled out to the left and the defender, I think it was Hayes, just lunged at his knees as he was getting rid of the ball. No attempt to wrap him up or anything, just dived right into the side of his knee.

But yeah, fuck Jeff Fisher and fuck Gregg Williams. Two guys who keep getting employed despite the fact that there's no evidence that they're actually any good at their job.
 
The problem is Ross never learns. Teams with bad owners just stay bad, I'm afraid that's our life for the next however many years.

CB is a major issue. Grimes is declining, Taylor is mediocre on a good day, and the other guys are stopgaps. Outside of Jones the team doesn't have much at S. Outside of Jenkins the LBs are bad. Wake is done and Vernon sucks now so there goes the pass rush.

Things are looking terrifyingly bad for this defense long term. The only hope is pulling a Minnesota and hitting on a bunch of drafts consecutively, and that shit ain't happenin' with Tannenbaum in the building.

Yup, what sucks is that the Ireland drafts haven't panned out either so this goes back a few years. We don't have a solid foundation to build on anyways. I mean we keep Albert, James, Pouncey, Miller, Parker, Landry and we are stuck with Tannehill for at least another year and on defense we keep Jones...Jenkins and Suh and.....? Ugh this sucks.
 
There is obviously a limit to what a QB can do. Aaron Rodgers can't win football games with practice squad players. I'm not making excuses, it is what it is. the Packers have solid depth but at some point starting 4th and 5th corners will hurt you, especially when the offense can't move the ball.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Cam Newton being wildly inaccurate though.

The greatest QB in history can't win with "Practice Squad players". Hahahahaha

Brady seems to be able to do it. Good to see that you're done crying and got back out of hiding to post bullshit here again. I'm surprised you "remember" anything about this game and don't have amnesia again like last week.

Getting beat by a black QB must be the worst thing for your racist ass.
 

Striker

Member
Fisher/Williams did that shady garbage last year in the Giants/Rams game. I just question the league in this stance: Fisher isn't exactly a super successful coach. He's about as middle of the road as you can get. Why is he getting so much leeway?
 

eznark

Banned
The greatest QB in history can't win with "Practice Squad players". Hahahahaha

Brady seems to be able to do it. Good to see that you're done crying and got back out of hiding to post bullshit here again. I'm surprised you "remember" anything about this game and don't have amnesia again like last week.

Getting beat by a black QB must be the worst thing for your racist ass.

lolwat? I was posting all game yesterday.
 

Dragon

Banned
Also, continuing on my Panthers hate train (I actually like them and it was fun being at a bar to see people go bananas over beating the Packers), yesterday was the first time in their 12 game winning streak that they beat a team with a winning record...

The greatest QB in history can't win with "Practice Squad players". Hahahahaha

Brady seems to be able to do it. Good to see that you're done crying and got back out of hiding to post bullshit here again. I'm surprised you "remember" anything about this game and don't have amnesia again like last week.

Getting beat by a black QB must be the worst thing for your racist ass.

This sounds like something I would post :jnc.

Just ignore him and move on, he's not worth it.
 
Lttp but how much is Reggie Bush suing St Louis and the dome for his injury? Caught a little bit on the CBSS channel ticker.
Also Allen overreacting to Talib? Talib lucky he walked off the field.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Can we watch "good" anime if there is such a thing?

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I don't like the idea that life must suck at all time for losers.

Being a Browns fan is bad enough, but then being limited to weirdo anime when the game is over?

Thats not cool!

bionic as you must know by now in life, life isn't always fair. Some of us have been endowed with more opportunities and innate abilities and then some of us are born Browns fans or animus.

I don't make the rules, I just tell it like it is!
 

BigAT

Member
Your team has a winning record. Sorry but you are not invited.

AT why hot nurses? Does it really matter what the girls occupation is? I do agree that hot females bringing me good food would be a good addition to the losers club.

I'd imagine we would all be emotionally broken from watching our teams embarrass themselves into the dumpster, so it would be a bit of a mental recovery center. The whole place would have a Cuckoo's Nest vibe to it, except the black orderlies would be replaced by out of work art majors from the local's women's college.
 
I didn't think Joyner was headhunting, I thought he was turning to try and reduce the amount of contact but because he had already committed to a tackle/hit he wasn't able to get out of the way. More of a freak accident than a dirty hit but again, that's probably me being a homer.

If you want to talk dirty hits, I'd point to the one a little earlier in the game where Teddy rolled out to the left and the defender, I think it was Hayes, just lunged at his knees as he was getting rid of the ball. No attempt to wrap him up or anything, just dived right into the side of his knee.

But yeah, fuck Jeff Fisher and fuck Gregg Williams. Two guys who keep getting employed despite the fact that there's no evidence that they're actually any good at their job.

In 21 seasons Fisher has a winning record 6 times. It is beyond belief that he keeps getting chances to coach, but other much more successful coaches cant.
 
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