FloydtheFathead
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So.. That's a no?
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NFL 2015 Wild Card |OT| - A Fraud Goes Wild
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
We're doing what's best to win
FloydtheFathead
Member
Why are you answering with a sentence when one word will do. Yes or no.
Tabris still hasn't committed to a Bronco's win this post-season no matter who starts at QB.
Until he does, we can't repair our relationship. One step at a time.
Elway and Luck have some shared history as I'm sure you know. That being said, the only way Luck leaves is if he forces himself out. Still it wouldn't surprise me if Elway would sneak in there and try and get a deal done.
What's the problem? He has Saturday off from work like most of us do.
Ninja Scooter
Member
What if Sean Payton agrees to go to NY but says they have to trade Eli and bring in his boy Drew?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It is what it is
friskykillface
Banned
Believe in Chuck
Most people don't recover from alcoholism by continually drinking alcohol and going to bars.
FloydtheFathead
Member
Thank you. That wasn't hard.
Aye
Velcro Fly
Member
Need to get Irsay all coked up and put the idea in his head to fire Grigson
It is the only way to save this franchise
It is the only way to save this franchise
Chargers filed their relocation application
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/684210886224011265
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/684210886224011265
MetalFearSolid
Banned
I think Dolphins would, but Giants not giving up durable Eli Manning
FloydtheFathead
Member
At least Chuck Strong is back for another year!
"We are sad to have reached this point."
Damn....
"We are sad to have reached this point."
Damn....
It is what it is. Maybe Irsay saw the tirefire in Cleveland and Miami and thought blowing it up so soon wasn't worth it. Really bad year to evaluate all told given the QB issues. There was a photo from the last game of the Colts QB crew and three of them were injured and in plain clothes.
Sounds familiar
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
OK, time to start assembling my staff.
First of all, there is no need to hire any actual football coaches in the first season because I will be dealing with a roster that has been assembled by the Cleveland Browns and therefore they are bound to be complete fucking morons. I will create a simple offensive and defensive playbook on Madden and upload it onto Xbone and PS4 for the team, fans, opposing coaches and everyone else to download and memorise.
We will only bother with a dozen plays on both sides of the ball because dumb shits like JFF and Justin Gilbert are incapable of handling anything more than that and I'm not dumb enough to waste my time writing an entire playbook for these bums. I'm also not going to bother with coaching special teams so every kick off will be an onside kick and we will go for it on every fourth down.
I'm going to ignore JFF's cries for attention and desperate attempts to get out of the utopia that is the Cleve and tell him, in no uncertain terms, that he is staying in Cleveland as my starting QB. I will hire Kas and yankee as his personal motivational coaches, so that no matter how many boneheaded interceptions or two yard checkdowns on 3rd and 5 there are he will constantly be told that he is the greatest young QB in the league and a true franchise QB. Those two knuckleheads will not be required to actually watch the games as it would make absolutely no difference.
I will also hire Jak to be with Manziel 24/7, at first Johnny will love having a drinking buddy but soon he will see the dangers of alcohol abuse and go teetotal to ensure he too doesn't become a drunken mess.
Squicken will be my game/data analyst and he'll work under cranky, old bugger eznark who becomes the breakout star of Hard Knocks when middle America becomes enamoured with his racially-tinged anti-analytics rants.
I'll hire Bionic to give motivational speeches and generally hang around the team building like a boring granddad espousing the evils of the Patriots every chance he gets.
BG will use his local knowledge to become my superstar PR chief, Kave is managing director of the international branch. #Breadstream will become the official media channel of the Cleveland Browns.
BG will have a secondary role educating rookies on how to handle their finances sensibly by subsisting on knock-off ramen and pouring milk directly into the cereal box. Spin and Sanjuro will form a Michelin star partnership in the team cafeteria, Sanjuro will provide recipes for pizza and chow mein sandwiches and Spin will put those ideas onto the dinner table.
I will commission a dozen private investigators to locate the whereabouts of the missing Wes and Chris Trejo and when I find them Trejo will be put in charge of the cheerleading squad and Wes will be responsible for dealing with player infractions and discipline.
Gata will be the cute mascot and we can create an additional revenue stream by charging people for the chance to rub his belly.
Inexplicably, this will somehow be one of the most successful seasons since the Browns returned to Cleveland as a now sober JFF captures the hearts and minds of a nation in a way we haven't seen since Tebow himself graced the gridiron.
All this will fall apart next season when everybody eating at team facilities almost dies due to a deadly new strain of E. Coli, Bionic is arrested for constantly asking visiting children if they want to see his "lightsaber" and Munn, having devoured what little remains of Erron's life force, relocates to Ohio to feed on the new great white hope of the league, Jonathan Paul Manziel.
But still, it will be fun while it lasts.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Need more offensive players
Well yeah, someone has to replace Andre Johnson and Frank Gore after they're put out to pasture.
Come home Eli
LA isn't getting 3 teams is it?
Who is responsible for getting the QBs killed? No accountability
You're right. Seeing Colts fans, not here but elsewhere, using this as an excuse for the only reason the Texans won the division is sad
4 year contract, huh? This is so crazy.
Indy tradition. Blood sacrifices used to be Peyton passes over the middle though.
Indy tradition. Blood sacrifices used to be Peyton passes over the middle though.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I'm sure Cleveland has some players you can get.
Luck's dad used to drive around Peyton Manning when he was 6 years old. Business relationships like that can't be broken. Papa John will put in the word for Elway and Luck's dad will arrange the marriage.
In between the two, Brock can create his own legend and retire after a successful 3 year career.
djplaeskool
Member
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
that wasn't marvin harrison's blood.
Dunedain_Ranger
Member
Been at work all day what coaches are no longer with their team ?
No, but it's the NFL. Owners will be deciding who's getting LA during next week's meetings, and a two team shared stadium like the one for the Jets/Giants seems extremely likely.
BlackGhost
Banned
Will Burge ‏ @ WillBurge 2m 2 minutes ago
I can confirm with 100% certainty that Manziel was in Vegas raging with a blonde wig on. This is no BS. The video will be out soon # Browns
I can confirm with 100% certainty that Manziel was in Vegas raging with a blonde wig on. This is no BS. The video will be out soon # Browns
Doubt it. The real news will come during the owner's meetings next week when they vote on each of the proposals.
They can send Josh Gordon, Joe Thomas, and Alex Mack over for Clipboard Jesus. win-win
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