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[Dishwalla]

I think I'll not be jumping on the Switch train, sorry Nintendo.

 

[Mindlog]

lmao the Pro Controller is $70, a SINGLE joycon is $50 and a set of joycons is $80.

On top of that, it soundsl ike you have to use a separate smart device app for voice chat or game invites. Nintendo, you done Nintendo'd.

I was hoping that was a bad translation.

Does that mean Puyo Puyo Tetris is coming to NA on PS4?

Yes!

give me 400 dollars and I'll kick you in the balls and link you to an NES emulator

and then I'll give you 26 dollars back to purchase Rocket League, some wings, and a black coffee

:jnc

Flo multi-quote game on point.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I thought I recognized those eyes...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Switch's launch line up is just like the Texans, only reversed:

Zelda=Rest of the Texans
Rest of the launch lineup=Brock Hossweiler.

So it's the Colts?

Luck = Zelda
TY Hilton = Bomberman
Everyone else = everything else

 

[Tom Penny]

That launch line up is complete ass! You people are seriously hyped for THAT?

You're sleeping on it

 

[XiaNaphryz]

So it's the Colts?

Luck = Zelda
TY Hilton = Bomberman
Everyone else = everything else

Where does Mario Kart a month later fit in?

 

[Futurevoid]

Here's the full slate according to Nintendo:

March 2017
Has Been Heroes
Just Dance 2017
Snipperclips - Cut it out, together!
Super Bomberman R
Zelda: BotW (+Special/Master editions)

April 28, 2017
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Spring 2017
Arms

Summer 2017
Splatoon 2

Fall 2017
Skyrim

Holiday 2017
Super Mario Odyssey

2017
Project Sonic 2017
NBA 2k18
Lego City Undercover
Sonic Mania
I Am Setsuna

TBD
1, 2, Switch
Arcade Archives
FIFA
Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers
Disgaea 5 Complete
Dragonball Z Xenoverse 2
Farming Simulator
Fast RMX (that F-zero lookalike from the sizzle)
Fire Emblem Warriors
Minecraft Story Mode The complete adventure
Minecraft
Puyopuyo Tetris
Rayman Legends Definitive edition
Rime
Shin Megami Tensei
Skylanders Imaginators
Siberia 3
Steep

 

[Man God]

So it's the Colts?

Luck = Zelda
TY Hilton = Bomberman
Everyone else = everything else

Yep. Vinetari can be Disgaea 5.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Pricing stupidity for hardware will likley be the downfall for the Switch, the more time sinks in the more its becoming obvious that Nintendo is pulling another Wii U in a different sense (good idea, horrible pricing). I just really don't understand Nintendo, your getting neither the console nor the handheld pie with what your offering when it comes to the general public.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You're sleeping on it

Hey kids, remember that stupid shit your parents and their friends were doing on Friday nights in 2006? Well it's back!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Here's the full slate according to Nintendo:

No Xenoblade 2 listing? Hopefully that's 2017 as well.

 

[Spinluck]

So it's the Colts?

Luck = Zelda
TY Hilton = Bomberman
Everyone else = everything else

Yep. Vinetari can be Disgaea 5.

Holy shit.

Nintendo=Pagano

 

[cdyhybrid]

Where does Mario Kart a month later fit in?

Some Colts draft pick that is good until he gets hurt four games into the season.

Analogous to me playing Mario Kart for a month and then letting the console collect dust until Xmas since I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for Nintendo's garbage online play.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm still dying at the ice cubes

 

[Matrix]

Nintendo's stock taking a beating after that shit show.

 

[Matrix]

Hey kids, remember that stupid shit your parents and their friends were doing on Friday nights in 2006? Well it's back!

I just can't believe I'm seeing this in 2017.

 

[Talamius]

So it's the Colts?

Luck = Zelda
TY Hilton = Bomberman
Everyone else = everything else

Binding of Isaac = Moncrief

Nicalis has announced it for launch, but it's not on Nintendo's lineup.

https://twitter.com/nicalis/status/819771205393661954

 

[MechDX]

Here's the full slate according to Nintendo:

Wait....they are not even making a new Mario Kart but releasing 8 again with "Deluxe" tacked on?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Wait....they are not even making a new Mario Kart but releasing 8 again with "Deluxe" tacked on?

It's 8 with a new battle mode.

Keep up dude!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I mean I'll end up getting one

Just don't know when

 

[Matrix]

lol Wario

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/819792954747338753

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Only positive I have is at least we didn't have a "Scalebound canceled" moment

Only tied for the biggest disappointment of the week. We half-did it ?!

 

[cdyhybrid]

lol Wario

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/819792954747338753

...

 

[Matrix]

I mean I'll end up getting one

Just don't know when

Holiday 2018, not 17... when Mario finally comes out after a classic Nintendo delay

 

[friskykillface]

Skyrim isn't coming out at launch?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What the hell


Buy switch when splatoon 2 releases , if you didn't play the first you'll fall in love with the game, it's amazing

 

[Tom Penny]

On the brights side Nintendo will probably abandon consoles and start developing games for everyone instead after this debacle.

 

[MechDX]

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

 

[Matrix]

...

It's truly ugly. No other way to spin that color combo.

Stick to the standard imo

 

[Dishwalla]

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

don't be so shocked.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Skyrim isn't coming out at launch?
������������
What the hell


Buy switch when splatoon 2 releases , if you didn't play the first you'll fall in love with the game, it's amazing

Skyrim came out five years ago.

If you don't have it yet you can probably wait a little longer.

It's truly ugly. No other way to spin that color combo.

Stick to the standard imo

SMH at this racism...

Spoiler

 

[Matrix]

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

Awesome.

This makes me happy.

 

[Bronx-Man]

You're sleeping on it

Imagine actually being lame enough to bring this to a kickback.

 

[MechDX]

don't be so shocked.

I check Pickwatch weekly during the season and usually you will get a minimum of one, maybe two that will go against the grain.

 

[Matrix]

SMH at this racism...

lmao how did I not see that... wtf

 

[cdyhybrid]

lmao how did I not see that... wtf

Truly ugly color combo huh

I see you breh

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

It's truly ugly. No other way to spin that color combo.

Stick to the standard imo

Standard looks shit. Neon would be the way to go if Nintendo hadn't fucked up everything about that show.

 

[Matrix]

You're sleeping on it

I hate this so much. Thank you 2017!

 

[friskykillface]

So you don't look at the screen in 1,2 switch?

Wat

 

[Himynameischris]

I check Pickwatch weekly during the season and usually you will get a minimum of one, maybe two that will go against the grain.

I believe in you friend,


#GoTexans

 

[MechDX]

I believe in you friend,


#GoTexans

#IWantToBelieve

Spoiler

I just can't

 

[Sweeney Tom]

BG.........the disrespect levels...

I think...........I think I'm ready.

Launch the offseason thread

 

[Matrix]

Standard looks shit. Neon would be the way to go if Nintendo hadn't fucked up everything about that show.

Neon looks like a fisher price kids toy, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Imagine actually being lame enough to bring this to a kickback.

Bionic showing up to a party like

 

[Matrix]

So you don't look at the screen in 1,2 switch?

Wat

Honestly not sure. Maybe you feel it in your joycon!

 

[Himynameischris]

#IWantToBelieve

Spoiler

I just can't

I know that feel


Also this can't possibly be real right..?

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/819795133558202368

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

So you don't look at the screen in 1,2 switch?

Wat

You're paying $300+ to play the same games you did as a child only they were free back then.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I know that feel


Also this can't possibly be real right..?

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/819795133558202368

I would not be surprised at all if this were real.

Nintendo pls

 

[Elfforkusu]

Launch lineup is a legit disappointment, considering they released nothing for Wii U the last 2 years.

But I am like 99% sure Switch is still going to change the world, GAF's negative reaction only makes it more certain that it will have mass market success.

 

[MechDX]

I know that feel


Also this can't possibly be real right..?

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/819795133558202368

I don't get what that gif is showing.

 

[Matrix]

I know that feel


Also this can't possibly be real right..?

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/819795133558202368

If that's real... I'm 100% out lol