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[cdyhybrid]

Was just brought to my attention in BCT that this means no trading/battling Pokemon unless you pay for their online service...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This looks like something out of a really bad, corny Shark Tank pitch that everybody passes on.

 

[Tom Penny]

You're paying $300+ to play the same games you did as a child only they were free back then.

If they make a GI Joe action figure game were Joy Con is the action figure I'm in.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

i am picking them! former texan great jeff garcia will guide you to victory!

 

[Elfforkusu]

Was just brought to my attention in BCT that this means no trading/battling Pokemon unless you pay for their online service...

Nintendo going to paid online is legitimately brutal. Can't see any positive in that -- they will still fuck it up but now we're supposed to pay for it? No thanks!

 

[Spinluck]

I'm getting one, but holy hell is this console going to bomb.

Nintendo has to realize that 12 year old kids don't play Mario anymore. The like to shoot people in a remote desert with an AR-15 and yell racial slurs at me online.

It's pretty much us olds with good taste who buy Mario now. These kids have Minecraft, FPSs, and porn now. I hope it at least does better than Wii U. It at least deserves that for having Zelda at launch along with Splatoon not too long after.

Oh yeah, they're also fucking crazy for putting this directly into the PS4 and XB1's price range. Those have a ton of games and are more powerful pieces of tech.

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

I'm picking them.

 

[Chase17]

Joy cons are an even greater precious commodity than I had anticipated.

Conference was more or less what I expected (although thought they'd avoid an online fee) but those controller prices are something else.

I'm going to need to feel that ice cube tech in my hand to get a read on this situation

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Yeah, this shouldn't be coming out until late summer - holidays but investors and the financial year said fuck that. I have no clue what the fuck Nintendo's 1st party devs have been doing the past two years, since how can you have so little in the pipeline after you've been already making the switch to Switch for over a year is beyond me. I'm just baffled and quite pissed off at Nintendo, who seem to think that everything is fine between the drought to the horrendously priced hardware (don't get me started on 1,2 Switch being fucking $50).

 

[Officerrob]

This looks like something out of a really bad, corny Shark Tank pitch that everybody passes on.

Everything wrong with the Wii is continuing

 

[Spinluck]

Launch lineup is a legit disappointment, considering they released nothing for Wii U the last 2 years.

But I am like 99% sure Switch is still going to change the world, GAF's negative reaction only makes it more certain that it will have mass market success.

I hope you're right friend.

I am losing faith.

Maybe I was never really a JoyConBoyz deep down in my heart.

:'(

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Football:

Not one single person, well anywhere, is picking the Texans:

http://nflpickwatch.com/

I dont think I have ever seen that before. EVER

I'm picking them.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1333219

Raiders fans have turned Bork into a stone cold killer, Trumpers have no chance.

 

[MechDX]

i am picking them! former texan great jeff garcia will guide you to victory!

Osweiler going to have to channel the all time great QB's in Texans history!

Carr
Schaub
Rosencopter
Garcia
Delhomme
Yates
Sexy Rexy
Matt Leinart
Weeden
Fitzmagic
Mallett

But fuck Hoyer

 

[cdyhybrid]

Yeah, this shouldn't be coming out until late summer - holidays but investors and the financial year said fuck that. I have no clue what the fuck Nintendo's 1st party devs have been doing the past two years, since how can you have so little in the pipeline after you've been already making the switch to Switch for over a year is beyond me. I'm just baffled and quite pissed off at Nintendo, who seem to think that everything is fine between the drought to the horrendously priced hardware (don't get me started on 1,2 Switch being fucking $50).

Seriously - Switch is supposed to be your only platform going forward and you have jack fucking shit releasing for the ~8 months between a remake of Mario Kart and Mario Odyssey?

R I P
I
P

 

[Matrix]

Everything wrong with the Wii is continuing

$50+ to waggle squeeze/ milk a virtual cow against someone

Ive been waiting years for this.

 

[Tom Penny]

Yeah, this shouldn't be coming out until late summer - holidays but investors and the financial year said fuck that. I have no clue what the fuck Nintendo's 1st party devs have been doing the past two years, since how can you have so little in the pipeline after you've been already making the switch to Switch for over a year is beyond me. I'm just baffled and quite pissed off at Nintendo, who seem to think that everything is fine between the drought to the horrendously priced hardware (don't get me started on 1,2 Switch being fucking $50).

At least other Devs are working on Switch Games

 

[Chase17]

Seeing that Street Fighter II is $40

Great call by Nintendo/Capcom making sure that this enhanced port will be at a discount price.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Seeing that Street Fighter II is $40

Great call by Nintendo/Capcom making sure that this enhanced port will be at a discount price.

26 year old game for $40

#WATTBA

 

[jbug617]

Skyrim is a Fall game

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I'm flatlining pull the plug

 

[Lion Heart]

Never trust a Pittsburgh fan, I feel violated.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Never trust a Pittsburgh fan, I feel violated.

I tried to tell you guys...

 

[MechDX]

I signed up yesterday for the Sea of Thieves Alpha

Boners winning

 

[Sweeney Tom]

It brings a tear to my eye right now reporting bionic for a permaban

 

[Chase17]

$50 USD.

Sold!

 

[Bronx-Man]

what is nintendo thinking

you don't bring waggly gimmick crap to parties

the only thing you're supposed bring to parties is blunts and yuengling

 

[Matrix]

Sold!

wtf for real

Bionic isn't Bork... he's Hoyer!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

what is nintendo thinking

you don't bring waggly gimmick crap to parties

the only thing you're supposed bring to parties is blunts and yuengling

that and harbs dick pix. that's all i want at parties, not this nerd shit!

 

[Tom Penny]

Sold!

Legit best thing I've ever seen. I liked the ending so...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Sold!

Can I customize this and set up a game for someone at my house to eat a dick at least?

 

[Matrix]

Legit best thing I've ever seen. I liked the ending so...

This makes me weep. I honestly never want to see this played in person by anyone.

 

[Futurevoid]

Legit best thing I've ever seen. I liked the ending so...

I......

.....
...........
.....

*sigh*

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I imagine Bionic's wife walking in on him doing this

 

[Sweeney Tom]

This makes me weep. I honestly never want to see this played in person by anyone.

Setting up a kickstarter to get tom savage Twitching this

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I'm hoping this system burns and crashes now, maybe that will get Nintendo to take their head out of their ass.....seriously Nintendo managed to take the worst of both handhelds and consoles and turn into one thing.

 

[Matrix]

Setting up a kickstarter to get tom savage Twitching this

haha and that's Nic Savage!

 

[Chase17]

Legit best thing I've ever seen. I liked the ending so...

The sheer joy on his face after realizing he has consume ten and a half imaginary subs is amazing. The director did a great job of creating this moment.

 

[Matrix]

Nintendo will spin that video as exercise for the jaw and face.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Switch $400 in Canada

Kave's shame circle grows

 

[Bronx-Man]

Remember that Wii Dare game?

I wonder what the Switch equivalent of that would be.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Puyo Puyo Tetris is coming to NA on PS4....but only in a physical release, due to "licensing issues" according to Jeffrey Gerstmann. Man fuck

 

[Himynameischris]

lol omg those gifs....I've been done with Nintendo since the gamecube and looks like the streak continues.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

So when will the Switch get hit with the $80 quick price cut like the 3DS...I say August.

 

[cdyhybrid]

lol omg those gifs....I've been done with Nintendo since the gamecube and looks like the streak continues.

You didn't play Twilight Princess or Mario Galaxy?

You lost breh

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Switch $400 in Canada

Kave's shame circle grows

Lol, after controller AND Zelda he gonna pay nearly $600

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

lol omg those gifs....I've been done with Nintendo since the gamecube and looks like the streak continues.

You missed out on the DS Lite, that was an all-time great piece of hardware

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Over $450 USD in Australia, this thing is doomed and I'm okay with this.....also congrats Sony your now my new best friend!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

so you get a one month rental of a random nes/snes game with your paid switch subscription. wtf? with ps+ you get 2 ps3 games, 2 vita games and 2 PS4 games. with xbl you get two Xbone games and a 360 game. garbage

 

[Himynameischris]

You didn't play Twilight Princess or Mario Galaxy?

You lost breh

I hate 3D platformers so Mario can eat a dick, been worn out on Zelda for awhile now.

You missed out on the DS Lite, that was an all-time great piece of hardware

I did miss out on that one though but I rarely use my hand handles anymore so didn't see the point in owning two of them (Vita/DS)

 

[Tall4Life]

PatsGAF, we did it I guess?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

so you get a one month rental of a random nes/snes game with your paid switch subscription. wtf? with ps+ you get 2 ps3 games, 2 vita games and 2 PS4 games. with xbl you get two Xbone games and a 360 game. garbage

Yeah, Nintendo has become arrogant as fuck...and unlike previous times (for them or other companies) I have no fucking clue what gave them the mental high to think people are okay with this.