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[Matrix]

Joycon is the new HD vibrator for all.

 

[VeryGooster]

 

[Elfforkusu]

Joycon is the new HD vibrator for all.

If this is true, I'm buying all the Nintendo stock

e: Is 1 2 Switch a videogame, or a viral marketing campaign?

 

[Chase17]

Can't wait

 

[Matrix]

Can't wait

oh god lord... this looks like some hand jerking practice sim

this is not the gaming I signed up for

 

[BlackGhost]

Can't wait

Fam we made it

 

[Hindl]

It's gonna be a hit. Maybe we should just bet against gaf consensus 🤔🤔🤔

Spoiler

I got a warehouse of im with her shirts if you tryna buy one? Ill give you a deal fam.......pls

:jnc

 

[Tom Penny]

Playing table tennis with an imaginary ball and table wtf

If you think about it is brilliant. You can now use your ping pong table top play beeruit while you play ping pong on Switch. It's a fucking space saver too.

 

[Himynameischris]

Seems like Nintendo is hitting puberty

 

[yankeehater]

oh god lord... this looks like some hand jerking practice sim

this is not the gaming I signed up for

How else are you going to learn to properly service your boys?

 

[Matrix]

How else are you going to learn to properly service your boys?

 

[Sanjuro]

Seems like Nintendo is hitting puberty

Ralph Wiggum needs to hit it sometime.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Ya boy got serviced

 

[Jarnet87]

You missed the only launch title that mattered!

lol and that's leaving off the best game!

When you grow up playing superior quality fighting games like SF 2&3, Darkstalkers, Alpha, the Vs. games, even Tekken there is no need to get a lower tier 3D button masher like Soulcalibur.

 

[BlackGhost]

Nintendo is really gonna have to clarify this online shit, and hopefully hit us with the cheapest price point of the Systems

Besides the being free price point -_-

 

[Sanjuro]

When you grow up playing superior quality fighting games like SF 2&3, Darkstalkers, Alpha, the Vs. games, even Tekken there is no need to get a lower tier 3D button masher like Soulcalibur.

...so you like 2D button mashers basically?

 

[Matrix]

Nintendo is really gonna have to clarify this online shit, and hopefully hit us with the cheapest price point of the Systems

Besides the being free price point -_-

Who cares about online when you can get on your hands and knees and jerk your joycon off.

Nintendo won.

 

[Eleuin]

oh god lord... this looks like some hand jerking practice sim

this is not the gaming I signed up for

Nintendo has been teaching you how to service your boys from time

 

[BlackGhost]

New Donk City ( a Mario world )

Who cares about online when you can get on your hands and knees and jerk your joycon off.

Nintendo won.

Holy shit. I hope you literally haven't been servicing your boys.....

 

[Tom Penny]

When you grow up playing superior quality fighting games like SF 2&3, Darkstalkers, Alpha, the Vs. games, even Tekken there is no need to get a lower tier 3D button masher like Soulcalibur.

Dissing Soul Caliber is some fucking bullshit

 

[kris.]

Chiefs/Steelers has been pushed back to Sunday night, kickoff at 8:20 ET/7:20 local

 

[Striker]

Dreamcast launch still the king. NFL2K, Blitz, House of The Dead 2, Sonic Adventure, Power Stone, Ready 2 Rumble. Sony ruined everything, I want to live in the alternate timeline where DC won.

NBA 2K was fun.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Chargers heard the backlash and fixed the logo

No I'm not kidding, check their Twitter and FB lmao

 

[Line_HTX]

I guess the Conference Championship thread will be delayed for a bit.

 

[yankeehater]

Nintendo has been teaching you how to service your boys from time

I was not expecting to see Waluigis o-face today. Nintendo is weird sometimes.

 

[BlackGhost]

Chargers heard the backlash and fixed the logo

No I'm not kidding, check their Twitter and FB lmao

This actually seems more appealing....

 

[Matrix]

Nintendo has been teaching you how to service your boys from time

smh

I clearly got rid of my Nintendo Wii stuff fast. I wasn't aware of this.

"Holy shit. I hope you literally haven't been servicing your boys.....

 

[dionysus]

Snipperclips or whatever it is looked like a legit fun puzzle game with great innuendo on top of it.

 

[Line_HTX]

Line got footsie'd

*Ibuki Izuna drops sf2

 

[Sephzilla]

Chargers heard the backlash and fixed the logo

No I'm not kidding, check their Twitter and FB lmao

better colors but that logo still sucks

 

[Matrix]

Chargers heard the backlash and fixed the logo

No I'm not kidding, check their Twitter and FB lmao

It's like some sort of Flash logo. Better than the Texans.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Steelers vs. Chiefs moved to 8:20 EST start time due to stormy forecast

Seems weird as fuck two days in advance.

 

[Sanjuro]

Wait, the Chargers new logo was redesigned due to safety concerns?

 

[FTF]

lol ok NFL, yeah sure, you moved it to prime time tv because of the weather.

 

[BlackGhost]

So they gave us that conference, but when you think about it....... we still don't know a shit ton about the Switch 🤔

 

[Line_HTX]

I can't stand BoB's conservative bs or the way he's coached this year ( Most of that has to be the suckage of Bork) but I hate Rick Smith more. Shit ass GM that shouldn't even be a GM is never gonna get fired or leave.

Franchise is sad as fuck.

I fucking hate this non-story. Literally serves no purpose just for the sake of maybe a chance of a drastic change. This fucking Glazer-rumor shit is so much of a distratction that I don't know which writer to trust anymore.

 

[kris.]

Steelers vs. Chiefs moved to 8:20 EST start time due to stormy forecast

Seems weird as fuck two days in advance.

not regular stormy weather, ice stormy weather. we're about to get hit by a potentially massive ice storm.

 

[Elfforkusu]

What was the logo backlash?

Steelers vs. Chiefs moved to 8:20 EST start time due to stormy forecast

Seems weird as fuck two days in advance.

Well, sooner is better than later. If they're now confident KC is going to get effed up by ice over the next 24/48 hours, it makes sense.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Yay! Michaels and Collinsworth!

 

[chuckddd]

Sweet. Now I can be nervous the entire weekend!

 

[Line_HTX]

The ice is going to cut the football.

 

[Sephzilla]

lol ok NFL, yeah sure, you moved it to prime time tv because of the weather.

if you're going to move the game where else do you move it to?

 

[jmdajr]

Can't wait

I was thinking why anyone would buy a Switch at launch if they already have a WiiU. Save 350 bucks and play Zelda anyway.

But now I know!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

not regular stormy weather, ice stormy weather. we're about to get hit by a potentially massive ice storm.

Yeah, you don't fuck around with ice storms so makes sense.

 

[FTF]

When you grow up playing superior quality fighting games like SF 2&3, Darkstalkers, Alpha, the Vs. games, even Tekken there is no need to get a lower tier 3D button masher like Soulcalibur.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What was the logo backlash?

Chargers released a shit logo they literally claim they spent a year working on

Everyone and I mean everyone including hockey teams and minor league mini golf teams spend the full day afterward dunking on them and mocking it

Chargers finally respond saying it was only for the conference and isn't the official logo

Today they post the official logo, which is literally just it opened in Paint with the powder blue and mustard yellow colors selected

 

[Line_HTX]

At least the League talked to both state and local officials and both teams about it.

"More time to clear the roads."

 

[Matrix]

I fucking hate this non-story. Literally serves no purpose just for the sake of maybe a chance of a drastic change. This fucking Glazer-rumor shit is so much of a distratction that I don't know which writer to trust anymore.

I don't trust anyone, including McNair, Smith or BoB.

The whole thing is a joke... kinda like what Saturdays game will be like.

 

[FTF]

if you're going to move the game where else do you move it to?

It's not where they moved it, it's why.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

not regular stormy weather, ice stormy weather. we're about to get hit by a potentially massive ice storm.

What was the logo backlash?


Well, sooner is better than later. If they're now confident KC is going to get effed up by ice over the next 24/48 hours, it makes sense.

Ah, didn't realize it was an ice storm. Jesus. Ice sucks. We get a crapload of it here in Raleigh.

Edit - still seems odd to make the call 48 hours in advance, at least if the KC weather is anything like ours. Our damn forecast changes almost every hour.