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[Hindl]

I still have no clue where Nintendo gained this false sense of arrogance from...Pokemon Go..?

I'd say it was the extremely positive reaction to the initial reveal, but a lot of this stuff must've been planned long before that

 

[sf2fanatic]

No Tecmo Bowl, No Buy

 

[Himynameischris]

Chris, come and get your wideout!

Ugh I still haven't gone over the film review but I don't know if I want too

 

[Elfforkusu]

e: oops

 

[Bread]

Your partner is going to be so blessed after a few weeks of Switch.

My business partner DM is already blessed, he has done it time and time again.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

No Tecmo Bowl, No Buy

It'll be there!

for a month free and then you'll have to pay at least $10 to continue

 

[yankeehater]

No Tecmo Bowl, No Buy

They are putting out an updated version with online MP.

 

[bigosc2k]

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7. Gobias, education
8. Floy, janitor

Be part of history, join the revolution!!

Dibs on being head chef, I will guarantee that there will be no pineapples on the pizza or anywhere else, in fact I will 86 pineapple from the menu.

 

[Matrix]

The innovations can't stop. Won't stop.

Ice motherfucking cube technology.

And the ability to double fist two dicks at once.

You bitches asked for a more mature Nintendo. It will take Sony at least 3 years to catch up to this handjob and ice cube technology.

At least your dream was finally made reality. Congrats man, congrats.

"This would be way more tragic to see Nintendo doing this but it's all just so hilarious."

It's a trainwreck you can't help but laugh at. I miss the Nintendo from my youth.

 

[Bread]

Dibs on being head chef, I will guarantee that there will be no pineapples on the pizza or anywhere else, in fact I will 86 pineapple from the menu.

what's your stance on rice in burritos

 

[bionic77]

My business partner DM is already blessed, he has done it time and time again.

That ungrateful motherfucker is getting the fruits from the new technology but doesn't even appreciate it.

 

[Goro Majima]

At least your dream was finally made reality. Congrats man, congrats.

"This would be way more tragic to see Nintendo doing this but it's all just so hilarious."

It's a trainwreck you can't help but laugh at. I miss the Nintendo from my youth.

Me too

All good things I guess

 

[Bread]

That ungrateful motherfucker is getting the fruits from the new technology but doesn't even appreciate it.

please don't call us fruits

 

[jbug617]

What controller set did you guys go with Neon or the Grey? I got the Grey accidentally because I rushed to get an order in last night.

 

[Nemesis121]

Charge time 3 hours, minimum play time 2.5 hours...Max play time 6 hours...

hahahahahahaha WTF Nintendo...

 

[bigosc2k]

what's your stance on rice in burritos

For bitches like you who like to watch their figure like Lady Brady,there will be none for you.

I better not get any sass about if food is glutten free.

 

[Hindl]

What sucks most about the Switch is that Nintendo seemed to be finally getting it in the buildup. They were saying the right things and hitting the right notes. Instead it's another console that'll have great games and shit everything else

 

[bionic77]

What controller set did you guys go with Neon or the Grey? I want with the Grey accidentally because I rushed to get an order in last night.

Grey.

Don't care about the color though.

 

[sf2fanatic]

It'll be there!

for a month free and then you'll have to pay at least $10 to continue

Sounds like playing at

Spoiler

Dave n Busters

 

[RBH]

Donkey Kong cameo in the new Mario game?!

 

[Bread]

For bitches like you who like to watch their figure like Lady Brady,there will be none for you.

I better not get any sass about if food is glutten free.

line calm down

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Donkey Kong cameo in the new Mario game?!

It's New Donkey City, aka the place the first Donkey Kong game took place (you can see the red pillars and ladders in the trailer).

 

[bionic77]

Donkey Kong cameo in the new Mario game?!

Redonkulous.

You have to be blind and stupid not to see it.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

dang

 

[Tom Penny]

Charge time 3 hours, minimum play time 2.5 hours...Max play time 6 hours...

hahahahahahaha WTF Nintendo...

Who the fuck plays games 3 hours in a row?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What controller set did you guys go with Neon or the Grey? I got the Grey accidentally because I rushed to get an order in last night.

I don't like the mismatched colors so I got the grey one

 

[sf2fanatic]

Who the fuck plays games 3 hours in a row?

Final Fantasy VII & VIII days

 

[Kastrioti]

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Yankee as head of Public Relations? He's going to tell everyone to fuck off

 

[yankeehater]

Yankee as head of Public Relations? He's going to tell everyone to fuck off

Hey fuck off, that is not true.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

JoyConBoyz® Official Roster

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[MechDX]

I want Mario Tennis Switch

And Mario Golf Switch

And Mario Party Switch

And Paper Mario Switch

So get an N64, those same games and while you are playing flail your arms around like a moron.

 

[Himynameischris]

Who the fuck plays games 3 hours in a row?

I do whenever I have time to play games it's usually in a few hour batches like that.

 

[Sanjuro]

Can the Switch even play Donkey Kong '94?

 

[Tom Penny]

Final Fantasy VII & VIII days

There is no way I have the energy to eat 10 subs, play ping pong, dance, ,milk cows and draw guns for hours. Never mind the mental fatigue from counting balls.

 

[bionic77]

Charge time 3 hours, minimum play time 2.5 hours...Max play time 6 hours...

hahahahahahaha WTF Nintendo...

That is pretty much the exact same as the 3DS.

 

[MechDX]

Charge time 3 hours, minimum play time 2.5 hours...Max play time 6 hours...

hahahahahahaha WTF Nintendo...

Love the "if the battery fails Nintendo will replace it at a repair center for a fee"

lol wow

 

[jmdajr]

These days I can't play for more than 4 hours. I just feel like dying.

A good amount of time is 90 minutes.

#olds

Edit: my GBA with the light thingy still turns on even after not charging for months.

 

[yankeehater]

If you get a switch you are going to have so many boys servicing you that you wont have any time for games, so the battery won't matter.

 

[Syrinx]

I don't like the mismatched colors so I got the grey one

Racist.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Love the "if the battery fails Nintendo will replace it at a repair center for a fee"

lol wow

🤢

 

[tmdorsey]

Charge time 3 hours, minimum play time 2.5 hours...Max play time 6 hours...

hahahahahahaha WTF Nintendo...

Real talk the most gaming I can do in one sitting these days is about 3 hours max. I'm an old though.

 

[bionic77]

Love the "if the battery fails Nintendo will replace it at a repair center for a fee"

lol wow

Nintendo is the only gaming company with good customer service.

They might still change the batteries on your NES carts.

You are just trying to distract people from the Texans. Pressure is on friend. They have a chance to be great or the worst of all time.

 

[MechDX]

Nintendo is the only gaming company with good customer service.

They might still change the batteries on your NES carts.

You are just trying to distract people from the Texans. Pressure is on friend. They have a chance to be great or the worst of all time.

So they going to go all Switch tomorrow and shit the bed?

Thanks for cursing them

 

[bionic77]

So they going to go all Switch tomorrow and shit the bed?

Thanks for cursing them

Switch is winning and breaking Brady's leg.

Texans is, well you don't need me to tell you...

 

[Jarnet87]

GameStop now taking the 8 GB Wii U with extra trade in value towards Switch, The plot thickens.

 

[Bread]

Hey fuck off, that is not true.

lmao

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Switch is winning and breaking Brady's leg.

Texans is, well you don't need me to tell you...

smh

 

[bionic77]

I don't see no games on Amazon.

What is coming out on launch? Zelda and what else?

 

[MechDX]

Switch is winning and breaking Brady's leg.

Texans is, well you don't need me to tell you...

If the competition is the Atari 2600 the switch is winning

By a slim margin.

 

[JABEE]

I don't see no games on Amazon.

What is coming out on launch? Zelda and what else?