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[Goro Majima]

The Switch and Brock Osweiler were lies. Freedom is dead.

I'm a cynic as much as anyone but let's watch the game first!

 

[MechDX]

I'm a cynic as much as anyone but let's watch the game first!

I have better things to do with my Saturday evening then watch my team get curbstomped, on primetime, in front of a national audience AGAIN.

 

[Goro Majima]

I have better things to do with my Saturday evening then watch my team get curbstomped, on primetime, in front of a national audience AGAIN.

Isn't this the closest your team has ever come to the Super Bowl?

You have to watch man!

 

[MechDX]

Isn't this the closest your team has ever come to the Super Bowl?

You have to watch man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAFGPmECBw

 

[jbug617]

Does FOX offer free stream of their playoff games?

They have an app (Fox Sports Go) that streams but might need a cable provider

 

[MechDX]

John McClain ‏@McClain_on_NFL 4m4 minutes ago
I spoke with Bill O'Brien this morning and he assured me he's not going anywhere and will continue coaching the Texans.

John McClain ‏@McClain_on_NFL 3m3 minutes ago
O'Brien wants to put to an end all the speculation that he's trying to leave the Texans. Said he will be back.

Its Mcclain.....I hope the texans move fast on Kyle Shanahan

 

[BlackGhost]

LOOK WHAT THE BOY DID!

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Its Mcclain.....I hope the texans move fast on Kyle Shanahan

Glad you realize those tweets are FAKE NEWS!

 

[Slo]

Texans should kick RG3's tires. Bring the Texas boy home.

 

[MechDX]

Texans should kick RG3's tires. Bring the Texas boy home.

I won't even dignify this comment with a zim.gif

 

[WesternHeretic]

They have an app (Fox Sports Go) that streams but might need a cable provider

Thanks. Works for me i have Comcast at home.

 

[bionic77]

Care about graphics when buying a Nintendo console brehs

Console graphics competitions are a weird thing. If they care so much, just buy a gaming PC.



We're out here positing our receipts and meanwhile bionic posts nothing.

Fraud!

Fraud nothing.

Once I get to the computer i am gong to make you look foolish!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Fraud nothing.

Once I get to the computer and update photoshop i am gong to make you look foolish!

.

 

[yankeehater]

If any coach in the league knows where bill hide the spy equipment it is Bob. He is going to be ready for all the illegal shit that the pats do and he will be able to counter it all. Texans got this tonight. First the switch and now the Texans beat the pats, what a time to be alive.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm ready to knock dega off his high horse tonight

 

[BlackGhost]

Fraud nothing.

Once I get to the computer i am gong to make you look foolish!

Ooooh oooooooooh kill em!

 

[MechDX]

I'm ready to knock dega off his high horse tonight

GAF'S own version of Michael Vick. Leave the dog alone you monster

 

[Jarnet87]

I will take the Seahawks and Patriots today
Cowboys and Steelers tomorrow

 

[jbug617]

Irsay went after Gruden but Gruden said no.

Rumors true: Colts owner Jim Irsay did pursue Jon Gruden, but Gruden resisted overtures, league sources tell ESPN. Gruden staying in TV.

 

[Mindlog]

New business opportunity.
Premium Switch Docks for $80. All the features of the original dock + Bluetooth sound, additional ports, charging cradle for additional Joycons, SD Card slot, 2.5" hard drive cradle, clock and shaving mirror. Optional wood veneers available (Cherry, Mahogany, Maple.)

 

[Sanjuro]

There is football today! 🍕🌭🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍺🍻🍺🍽🍺🍺🍺🍻🍺🍻

 

[Nemesis121]

Irsay went after Gruden but Gruden said no.

Gruden making money and don't have the stress of coaching, if i had a gig like Gruden I would stay until they kicked me out..

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Fraud nothing.

Once I get to the computer i am gong to make you look foolish!

Is this when you post a fake picture of a a Switch receipt like when [REDACTED] posted a San Francisco apartment that he was going to live in?

 

[CrocMother]

Watching football with the lady today. She's rooting for the Seahawks because "the colors are better". But me and RBH's boys are gonna make some noise today!

 

[BlackGhost]

That Arms game actually dosent look terrible.
I have now concluded that Arms and 1,2 Switch will be critical hits. Someone hire me as a analyst.

I predicted 8-8 for the Browns, with in many senses did actually happen.

 

[MechDX]

Irsay went after Gruden but Gruden said no.

Pagano should be pissed, but he won't be

 

[jbug617]

Texans vs Pats game won't be a blow out. Texans had some bad turnovers in the 1st game and I don't think that happens again.

 

[Matrix]

Bionic stays winning. Everyone will be JoyConBoyz after all.

Bork isn't winning shit.

So my order means nothing in the long run.

 

[Greg]

still hours away from football

the worst

 

[Matrix]

Its Mcclain.....I hope the texans move fast on Kyle Shanahan

haha pancakes never is right.

Also this is starting to smell like the UH coach Herman shit.

 

[bionic77]

Don't fuck with a JCB's moms, pops and don't you ever ever ever question if he is servicing his boys bitch!

Spoiler

Disregard the other shit we ordered, that ain't nones of you business!

 

[Greg]

abacus on par with the quality of switch launch games

 

[MechDX]

haha pancakes never is right.

Also this is starting to smell like the UH coach Herman shit.

Yeah I have seen that comparison a few times already this morning

 

[BlackGhost]

:lol the other stuff

 

[bionic77]

abacus on par with the quality of switch launch games

This is true. An abacus is an awesome way to teach young kids the maths.

They also share one other thing in common.

They both too complicated and confusing for your dumb ass.

 

[Hindl]

That Arms game actually dosent look terrible.
I have now concluded that Arms and 1,2 Switch will be critical hits. Someone hire me as a analyst.

I predicted 8-8 for the Browns, with in many senses did actually happen.

Yeah honestly if there's enough content there Arms looks pretty alright. I'll have to see how the individual Joycons feel in each hand. GB was saying you'll end up pressing a lot of buttons no matter how you hold it, and I have pretty big hands

abacus on par with the quality of switch launch games

:jnc

FUCK I just realized Horizon and Zelda come out 3 days apart. How the fuck am I gonna find time to play both of them??

 

[MechDX]

Don't fuck with a JCB's moms, pops and don't you ever ever ever question if he is servicing his boys bitch!

Spoiler

Disregard the other shit we ordered, that ain't nones of you business!

Hey Tabris where is your Ikea furniture?

 

[Greg]

This is true. An abacus is an awesome way to teach young kids the maths.

They also share one other thing in common.

They both too complicated and confusing for your dumb ass.

Nintendo's abacus would come without beads

and charge you each time you slid one

 

[bionic77]

Hey Tabris where is your Ikea furniture?

In the trash.

I am surprised you are asking me. You know far more about trash than I do though by virtue of being a lifelong Texans fan.

That said. Go fuck yourself and go Texans!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

:jnc

 

[Tom Penny]

Nintendo's abacus would come without beads

and charge you each time you slid one

They are charging people for counting imaginary balls

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I think we now have undeniable proof that bionic is a decrepit motherfucker.

Abacus and ankle braces eh.

 

[Hindl]

Lol that Nazi shoe thread went in a completely different direction than I thought it would

 

[bionic77]

I think we now have undeniable proof that bionic is a decrepit motherfucker.

Abacus and ankle braces eh.

The abacus is for the kids.

I won't lie about the ankle braces. Its getting hard for a boy to keep going on the basketball court!

 

[Pepiope]

Lol that Nazi shoe thread went in a completely different direction than I thought it would

You did nazi that coming?

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm just happy my guy Bionic keeps his phone charged. Very respectable!

FUCK I just realized Horizon and Zelda come out 3 days apart. How the fuck am I gonna find time to play both of them??

Hmm🤔🤔

 

[FTF]

Go Pats and go Falcons.

 

[MechDX]

Going to hit up a couple pawn shops today and see if I can find a copy of Bad Company 2 so I can ignore Boban

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Go Pats and go Falcons.

Yes

 

[bionic77]

:jnc

FUCK I just realized Horizon and Zelda come out 3 days apart. How the fuck am I gonna find time to play both of them??

The answer is obvious.

You play Horizon first.

If you got two girls or really two of anything you start at the bottom and work your way to the top. See the Drake song for further instruction if you like Greg and can't understand some basic shit.

Start slow and then switch it up to finish strong.

 

[MechDX]

For Chris: