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[Goro Majima]

Don't fuck with a JCB's moms, pops and don't you ever ever ever question if he is servicing his boys bitch!

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Disregard the other shit we ordered, that ain't nones of you business!

Glad you're not a fraud!

Although the Texans still have to win so that's a steep hill to climb.

abacus on par with the quality of switch launch games

lmao

 

[Grover Cleveland]

As a broadcaster, Gruden gets to do all of the day-to-day things coaches do (breaking down film, spending time with players) without any of the stress or pressure of actually having to win games.

Plus he's in the top 3 of highest paid sports broadcasters (I know he's highest paid at ESPN, only Cowherd and/or Bayless might have him beat overall)


He's never returning to coaching unless he gets an overwhelming offer from a team that's already well-built to contend.

 

[Officerrob]

Gruden is never leaving broadcasting

 

[Sweeney Tom]

As a broadcaster, Gruden gets to do all of the day-to-day things coaches do (breaking down film, spending time with players) without any of the stress or pressure of actually having to win games.

Plus he's in the top 3 of highest paid sports broadcasters (I know he's highest paid at ESPN, only Cowherd and/or Bayless might have him beat overall)


He's never returning to coaching unless he gets an overwhelming offer from a team that's already well-built to contend.

Pretty much. He's got it made right now and doesn't need the league

 

[Goro Majima]

Gruden would probably be a disaster as a head coach now. People really should let that whole idea go because he's not going to come back.

 

[BlackGhost]

Every year we get the Gruden and Saban rumors, but they're both probably never leaving.

 

[Greg]

They are charging people for counting imaginary balls

forgot about this

damn

 

[chuckddd]

Irsay would pay him more. It's moronic to use money as an argument. Stress and health are the biggest factors to not wanting to coach, imo. That and he's way more famous now than he would be on any sideline.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Going to hit up a couple pawn shops today and see if I can find a copy of Bad Company 2 so I can ignore Boban

If you find Bad Company 2 then you will be a winner, no matter what happens to Bork

 

[CrocMother]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

 

[Goro Majima]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

Every little window into bionic's life just gets more and more hilarious

First it was purses, then it was that rug, now this.

 

[Greg]

he's a lover of coffee, and that's all that really matters

 

[NastyBook]

I'm nervous.

This Falcons team is better structured from top-to-bottom than prior Falcons playoff teams (especially on defense), but the history of past playoff disappointments will always be in the back of my mind and makes me hesitant to ever assume anything.

I expect another close game.

Mike Smith is no longer with us. Trust that this team won't fold today. I'm not worried. Hawks about to go 0-2 against us in the playoffs.

#RISEUP

 

[Slo]

I'm more amused by the Fischer Price abacus.

 

[Himynameischris]

For Chris:

We are doing it today friend!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

he's a lover of coffee, and that's all that really matters

Is he? Recent events have shown that we can't really trust everything he says.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Pretty decent look at the Switch from Tom's

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I got a dossier from a source I can trust that says that bionic doesn't really drink coffee often.

Fake News or Not? You Decide!

 

[Tom Penny]

he's a lover of coffee, and that's all that really matters

Tea > coffee

 

[Man God]

Tea > coffee

Yep.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

For Chris:

The one on the bottom right has massive hooters.

 

[Tamanon]

Bottom right also could not give a fuck about what they're doing too. Probably didn't want to over-jiggle.

 

[Mindlog]

As a broadcaster, Gruden gets to do all of the day-to-day things coaches do (breaking down film, spending time with players) without any of the stress or pressure of actually having to win games.

Plus he's in the top 3 of highest paid sports broadcasters (I know he's highest paid at ESPN, only Cowherd and/or Bayless might have him beat overall)


He's never returning to coaching unless he gets an overwhelming offer from a team that's already well-built to contend.

Most importantly.
He already has a ring.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Bottom right also could not give a fuck about what they're doing too. Probably didn't want to over-jiggle.

Blue bikini blonde on the left really goes all in.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

lmao

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

Ahahahahaha

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Every little window into bionic's life just gets more and more hilarious

First it was purses, then it was that rug, now this.

Yes it does

I'm more amused by the Fischer Price abacus.

That's easy.. he bought it for Gata

 

[Narag]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

holy shit

 

[Sanjuro]

Still debating if I should go to this game tonight. 🤔

Might be my last chance to see Brock live.

 

[Line_HTX]

haha pancakes never is right.

Also this is starting to smell like the UH coach Herman shit.

Alright, then when was he correct? Not saying anyone's right all the time I'm just curious.

 

[BlackGhost]

Super bowl champion Brock👍

 

[Slo]

If elected, every NFLGAFer will receive a can-still-go starter kit on his 30th birthday.

#VoteSlo2020

 

[Line_HTX]

Just curious, what day is the new league year? When free agency begins?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bionic out here like

 

[Tom Penny]

Mitchell out again. Belichick is a genius for bringing in DUI.

 

[bionic77]

Bionic out here like

At a certain age you get worried about breaking your own ankles in addition to the young ones you be schooling.

I make them remember my name at the Y on a Saturday morning.

 

[Sanjuro]

Mitchell out again. Belichick is a genius for bringing in DUI.

My my my Mitchell.

 

[Sanjuro]

“I actually enjoy the press conferences because it’s the connection to the fans and that is really who I am talking to, is the fans,” - Bill Belichick.

 

[cashman]

I hope the Cowboys win and all the other teams lose

 

[JABEE]

Bionic is using a bronze age calculation device.

 

[Sanjuro]

I hope the Cowboys win and all the other teams lose

#noromo

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Gonna be interesting to see how they get the Steeler/Chief game in. Just looked at the forecast and looks like freezing rain falling into tomorrow night before the warmer air gets in. Can't imagine it's going to be something 60K+ (or however many Arrowhead holds) should be out driving in. Snow is one thing, but these ice storms are a fucking disaster.

 

[yuraya]

Seahawks
Patriots
Cowboys
Steelers

Cowboys v Packers will probably be the only close and entertaining game.

 

[Matrix]

Part of the "Can Still Go" starter kit

lmao

Bionic how are you going to play with the joycons... most likely have arthritic hands from too much jerking already.

 

[Matrix]

Alright, then when was he correct? Not saying anyone's right all the time I'm just curious.

Nah he's never right. When Pancakes says something, usually the opposite occurs from the news hes given.

I honestly cant recall the last time his bloated Titans loving ass was correct.

edit: I still think BoB is staying, they can't fire him. If he wants out, thats on him.

 

[Matrix]

Still debating if I should go to this game tonight. 🤔

Might be my last chance to see Brock live.

Bork in person! you can't pass that shit up my man

 

[Nemesis121]

Seahawks
Patriots
Cowboys
Steelers

Cowboys v Packers will probably be the only close and entertaining game.

I think the Cowboys will blow them out...
Seahawks will get blown out too
Texans getting destroyed.
Steelers/Chiefs be the only close game...

Spoiler

PS: My guesses are no better than the pros

 

[cdyhybrid]

Today we are all Seahawks and Texans

 

[Tom Penny]

Still debating if I should go to this game tonight. 🤔

Might be my last chance to see Brock live.

I'd give you these tickets but i already sold them. I'm making a huge gamble that they have a game next week...

 

[B.O.O.M]

Tea > coffee

Damn right!

I'm so excited and nervous!!! GO HAWKS!

Wouldn't mind an upset win for Texans either, tho very unlikely

GO Underdawgs