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[DeaconKnowledge]

Other then helping out their woman do men actually get pedicures and care about their feet?

I may be in the minority on this but I barely pay attention to my feet. I wash them with soap, cut my nails and wear socks when I wear shoes. Other then that I never pay attention to them.

All the guys in the class today were the same way. One guy's feet stunk so bad he had to have fungus or some shit.

I'm the same - clipping my nails and lotioning is the only attention I pay my feet normally. Now my toenails are buffed so smooth they shine. Haha.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I don't know about pedicures, but sometime this year I'm getting a colonic.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

Got caught in a prostituation sting.

Whoops! Hey, it happens to the best of us.

 

[Himynameischris]

Oh lakers...smh

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Oh lakers...smh

and people argued with me that they'd be too good to keep their draft pick lol

 

[Goro Majima]

Other then helping out their woman do men actually get pedicures and care about their feet?

I may be in the minority on this but I barely pay attention to my feet. I wash them with soap, cut my nails and wear socks when I wear shoes. Other then that I never pay attention to them.

Never really heard of men doing it

Supposedly wealthy men get manicures

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Oh lakers...smh

LA teams just making sure the Rams know they fit right in from the start

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Never really heard of men doing it

Supposedly wealthy men get manicures

At the end of the class the teacher said "come back in 4 weeks!"

Ugh. I couldn't imagine doing this shit on a monthly basis.

 

[bionic77]

Never really heard of men doing it

Supposedly wealthy men get manicures

Weird. I also never thought much about how my hands looked and I never thought of paying some Wussle and Brady type frauds to stick a water hose up my ass.

Oh lakers...smh

Kobe has looked like an actual NBA player for the past few months.

Unfortunately Roy Hibbert has only resembled a walking piece of shit...

 

[FloydtheFathead]

At the end of the class the teacher said "come back in 4 weeks!"

Ugh. I couldn't imagine doing this shit on a monthly basis.

Do you have to go back and get another one for your wife?

You can always parlay that into getting a New steelers Jersey or something.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Do you have to go back and get another one for your wife?

You can always parlay that into getting a New steelers Jersey or something.

She says I don't have to. She only needed a man once. All her other test subjects are women.

Don't get me wrong, it was enjoyable, but all that bother so my toes can shine for 3 days? And I gotta go back in a month? If you went to get a pedicure professionally it costs 65-85 bucks.

That said, you'd be amazed at just how much dead skin is on your feet just from walking around though. wow.

 

[Godslay]

Wrong place, wrong time.

No arrest or citation, but looks bad.

Could be worse I suppose... could have been busted for paying $75 an hour for something you could get for free riding public transportation.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Wrong place, wrong time.

No arrest or citation, but looks bad.

Could be worse I suppose... could have been busted for paying $75 an hour for something you could get for free riding public transportation.

or by just going to a local bar and saying "I'm with the Denver Broncos"

 

[Himynameischris]

and people argued with me that they'd be too good to keep their draft pick lol

Yeah I had a coworker who insisted we'd get more than 25 wins....

LA teams just making sure the Rams know they fit right in from the start

That's why we're the best coast.

Weird. I also never thought much about how my hands looked and I never thought of paying some Wussle and Brady type frauds to stick a water hose up my ass.

Kobe has looked like an actual NBA player for the past few months.

Unfortunately Roy Hibbert has only resembled a walking piece of shit...

That's why I'll always respect you Bionic,

and yeah he's looked alright, almost like he could go another season...but the rest of the team is total garbage, it's like watching high school kids out there, so uncoordinated and lost.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Yall need to get a pedi. Probably have ugly ass feet.

Bitches love a man that looks good. Step your game up.

 

[bionic77]

or by just going to a local bar and saying "I'm with the Denver Broncos"

"How comes I don't see you on the tv?"

"I am on the practice squad."

"Could you introduce me and my stable of bitches to Peyton Manning or that man who has the watch how I fuck sack dance?"

 

[Godslay]

or by just going to a local bar and saying "I'm with the Denver Broncos"

Never pay for something that you can get for free.

You would think practice squad players would have at least some cachet to snag something. Especially with the Superbowl in town.

Besides, I was joking about that guy who was paying women to pour him drinks and sit by him for $75hr and lost his marriage over it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"How comes I don't see you on the tv?"

"I am on the practice squad."

"Could you introduce me and my stable of bitches to Peyton Manning or that man who has the watch how I fuck sack dance?"

True story, years ago me and my friends tried the "we are minor league baseball players" line in Vegas, thinking it was just believable enough, until one of my buddies got drunk and started claiming he played for the 49ers and fucked it all up.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

She says I don't have to. She only needed a man once. All her other test subjects are women.

Don't get me wrong, it was enjoyable, but all that bother so my toes can shine for 3 days? And I gotta go back in a month? If you went to get a pedicure professionally it costs 65-85 bucks.

That said, you'd be amazed at just how much dead skin is on your feet just from walking around though. wow.

The human body sheds 8 pounds of skin a year and 40000 skins cells an hour.

Human skin is cool like that.

or by just going to a local bar and saying "I'm with the Denver Broncos"

Seriously.. How the hell as a professional athlete do you need to go to escorts? Is it for the thrill or something? I just don't get it.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Seriously.. How the hell as a professional athlete do you need to go to escorts? Is it for the thrill or something? I just don't get it.

Same reason pro athletes don't like calling for cabs when they're drunk and think they can drive themselves

Combination of
1) Stupid pride making you think you never need help
2) Having an ungodly amount of money that makes you think you're above people riding in cabs

 

[Vincent Alexander]

Seriously.. How the hell as a professional athlete do you need to go to escorts? Is it for the thrill or something? I just don't get it.

Same reason why I have a great looking girlfriend in other room and I like up porn some nights. Laziness? (I think). The more I think about it...maybe it's just stupidity.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Never pay for something that you can get for free.

You would think practice squad players would have at least some cachet to snag something. Especially with the Superbowl in town.

Besides, I was joking about that guy who was paying women to pour him drinks and sit by him for $75hr and lost his marriage over it.

This may be controversial, but I think it's in an athletes best interest to pay for it. At least with a hooker they can be discrete and end their relationship once the money changes hands.

Free is not free when you are making 15 million a season.

 

[bionic77]

True story, years ago me and my friends tried the "we are minor league baseball players" line in Vegas, thinking it was just believable enough, until one of my buddies got drunk and started claiming he played for the 49ers and fucked it all up.

Do minor league players get laid?

Next time show them a sick post you made on GAF.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Do minor league players get laid?

Next time show them a sick post you made on GAF.

it's vegas, everybody gets laid.

 

[Himynameischris]

it's vegas, everybody gets laid.

Even gata

Spoiler

on family vacations

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Even gata

Spoiler

on family vacations

Fuck you and your stupid cats

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Lakers ruining the tank right now.

Byron needs to pull some shenanigans.

 

[bionic77]

Even gata

Spoiler

on family vacations

When me and my wife went to Vegas we were staying in a suite in the Venetian and it was dope as fuck. Across the hall from us somehow like 5-6 frat dudes (assuming they were in a frat, they looked around college age and all were ugly) were sharing a room together. Twice we saw what I imagined to be an exhausted hooker leaving their room late at night.

I always have some sympathy for the working girls, especially when they have to earn it Gata style.

 

[bionic77]

Lakers ruining the tank right now.

Byron needs to pull some shenanigans.

Its easy.

Pretend Kobe is "injured". Pretend to be mad at Randle.

Let Hibbert play the rest of the game.

Hibbert has to be in the conversation of the worst Lakers of all time.

 

[chuckddd]

This may be controversial, but I think it's in an athletes best interest to pay for it. At least with a hooker they can be discrete and end their relationship once the money changes hands.

Free is not free when you are making 15 million a season.

Su'a Cravens. Your thoughts?

 

[bionic77]

Su'a Cravens. Your thoughts?

I need to someone make a highlights video of me at the Y.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I need to someone make a highlights video of me at the Y.

Do your highlights include doubling over and wincing?

 

[chuckddd]

I need to someone make a highlights video of me at the Y.

They did. You were even on SportsCenter!

 

[Elfforkusu]

They did. You were even on SportsCenter!

:jnc

 

[Greg]

damn

 

[bionic77]

Do your highlights include doubling over and wincing?

No but they probably will include me getting dunked on.

I will often challenge people who I have no business challenging at the rim.

 

[Himynameischris]

When me and my wife went to Vegas we were staying in a suite in the Venetian and it was dope as fuck. Across the hall from us somehow like 5-6 frat dudes (assuming they were in a frat, they looked around college age and all were ugly) were sharing a room together. Twice we saw what I imagined to be an exhausted hooker leaving their room late at night.

I always have some sympathy for the working girls, especially when they have to earn it Gata style.

They are true heros

damn

Greg!! I'm broadcasting Dark Cloud 2

 

[Greg]

They are true heros



Greg!! I'm broadcasting Dark Cloud 2

I'm about to watch my pillow soon, friend

 

[Godslay]

This may be controversial, but I think it's in an athletes best interest to pay for it. At least with a hooker they can be discrete and end their relationship once the money changes hands.

Free is not free when you are making 15 million a season.

I can see that, especially for higher profile players.

PS player is less of a target obviously.

Avoids any false accusation type stuff as well.

Still I just have a hard time with the idea of paying for something that is given away freely.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

True story, years ago me and my friends tried the "we are minor league baseball players" line in Vegas, thinking it was just believable enough, until one of my buddies got drunk and started claiming he played for the 49ers and fucked it all up.

your buddy sounds like a cool fellow

 

[bionic77]

your buddy sounds like a cool fellow

Apparently being a Niner player doesn't get you laid other then at your house.

If you start on the Steelers that jersey gets you so much pussy it has to be measured in kilograms.

 

[bionic77]

I am not watching the Lakers game, but how the fuck can Roy Hibbert not get a single defensive rebound?

Also fuck Scott for not benching Kobe!

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm about to watch my pillow soon, friend

I get it...it's cool


;_;

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Apparently being a Niner player doesn't get you laid other then at your house.

If you start on the Steelers that jersey gets you so much pussy it has to be measured in kilograms.

yeah he said his buddy "fucked it all up". fucked it all up for him because once his pal told the ladies he played for the niners, ninja had no chance. his buddy serviced all of those women, rest assured of that!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

yeah he said his buddy "fucked it all up". fucked it all up for him because once his pal told the ladies he played for the niners, ninja had no chance. his buddy serviced all of those women, rest assured of that!

my buddy was J-Gar

 

[bionic77]

my buddy was J-Gar

Wasn't he just a beard according to Hall of Famer TO?

 

[WanderingWind]

What's up you degenerate cow lickers?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Its easy.

Pretend Kobe is "injured". Pretend to be mad at Randle.

Let Hibbert play the rest of the game.

Hibbert has to be in the conversation of the worst Lakers of all time.

Even worse than John Celestand?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Even worse than John Celestand?

he's no Mike Penberthy

Slava Medvedenko is my favorite bad Laker of all time though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9VZ-JrMV5k

 

[WesternHeretic]

I wonder who is my favorite "bad" sonic.