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As president of NFL-GAF Europe Ltd. I would like to comment on Floyd assigning the title of King to Western. NFL-GAF Europe does not support this move. We would consider Chuckddd as the new king.
Thank you for your support, my friend.
I firmly believe in the tenets I have laid out to make nfl-gaf great again. Let's review them:
1. I would have the animus
shipped to a foreign country given their own thread. There, they could
spread their filth share their fun images. They can freely participate in the discussion here, but any posting of
scantily drawn little girls cute cartoon people would be frowned upon.
B. Build a wall around Gillette stadium. Any executive, player, fan or coach crossing this barrier would be forced to spend a week in the same cell block as Aaron Hernandez. If they live through that, they will be given a one-way tropical cruise on a garbage scow to Guantanamo Bay.
4. Draft day would be a paid holiday in the Cleve. Our friends deserve a day of happiness. It would be a fantastic day of self-reflection, revelry and tail gating. These festivities would climax, of course, with the annual burning of the Cuyahoga River.
Unfortunately, I believe the current climate of the nfl-gaf senate is too divided for these needed changes to be implemented. They also refuse to call me "Exalted Sultan of Freedom." Therefore, I am withdrawing my name for consideration for this sham position.
Thank you all, for your encouragement during these difficult times.
#MakeNFL-gafGreatAgain