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[eznark]

The disclaimer says it's fake.

I live in StL and was 100% willing to believe it though, so there's that.

Guy why do you have to ruin stuff friend?

 

[Himynameischris]

So, I went to the sad strip club after a good night

...this is...interesting. I've already been offered free IHOP breakfast.

This area is special as fuckkkk

Kinda hard to say no to free pancakes...

Pats and Texans are forever linked (Vrabel, BOB, Godslay) sorry. I can 1 up bread though. My Texans/Pats/Seahawks have a combined 5 Super Bowls the past 15 years

You need a third team friend Chris. Cowboys and Phins aren't cutting it alone. May I recommend the Steelers or Packers?

smh I'm only on team cowboys until Romo wins his owl, I thought you had changed.....this is putting a strain on our rekindled friendship...

 

[bionic77]

Lance gave his testicle so America could be great and you repay him with wisecracks?

Commie

God took away his testicle because of all the cheating.

Similar but not exactly the same as the Pats. Tom never had any testicles and needed to cheat to fill that void.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Trejo is a damn dirty whore

 

[Talon]

God took away his testicle because of all the cheating.

Similar but not exactly the same as the Pats. Tom never had any testicles and needed to cheat to fill that void.

Cheating to win races AND cheating on his god damn wife that helped him through the treatments.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

smh I'm only on team cowboys until Romo wins his owl, I thought you had changed.....this is putting a strain on our rekindled friendship...

What if he doesn't win one?

God took away his testicle because of all the cheating.

Similar but not exactly the same as the Pats. Tom never had any testicles and needed to cheat to fill that void.

Didn't he lose the testicle before he did win the Tour de France?

 

[bionic77]

What if he doesn't win one?


Didn't he lose the testicle before he did win the Tour de France?

Yes but I think that the kind of cancer he had is linked to the type of drugs he took.

We have Google and some garbage ass doctors in this thread who can confirm or deny my statements.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Yes but I think that the kind of cancer he had is linked to the type of drugs he took.

We have Google and some garbage ass doctors in this thread who can confirm or deny my statements.

You know you shouldn't try and insult the ones who could kill you and make it look like an accident.

 

[bionic77]

You know you shouldn't try and insult the ones who could kill you and make it look like an accident.

I am a trial attorney and professional ambulance chaser.

I ain't afraid of no fucking doctor.

If you ever want the 'real medicine' that presidents and rich people get be sure to tell the doctor you are seeing that you are a trial attorney!

 

[manfestival]

Trejo is a damn dirty whore

quoting for emphasis

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Trejo is a damn dirty whore

That's not very nice sir!

 

[DMczaf]

That's not very nice sir!

Time to pop your mod cherry

 

[AngmarsKing701]

That's not very nice sir!

Pull the trigger, Xia!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I am a trial attorney and professional ambulance chaser.

I ain't afraid of no fucking doctor.

If you ever want the 'real medicine' that presidents and rich people get be sure to tell the doctor you are seeing that you are a trial attorney!

But wouldn't that make it more likely for them to kill you though? The relationship is not the strongest is it not?

 

[VeryGooster]

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Time to pop your mod cherry

Please, that was last night!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's not very nice sir!

I'm not sorry

 

[Himynameischris]

That's not very nice sir!

I would like to file a complaint

What if he doesn't win one?


Didn't he lose the testicle before he did win the Tour de France?

then this world is far crueler than I thought it to be.

Trejo is a damn dirty whore

What did he ever do to you!? Let him rest in peace damn it!

 

[Kastrioti]

what metric are you using to quantify Golden Tate as a top 10 wide receiver?

Route running, speed, soft hands, blocking ability and his ability to break tackles, make plays and get yards after catch.

He's absolutely in the conversation as a Top 10 WR in the NFL.

 

[bionic77]

But wouldn't that make it more likely for them to kill you though? The relationship is not the strongest is it not?

Physicians are bitches.

I wouldn't pull that shit with a surgeon though. Those guy are barely human and wouldn't hesitate to stab me in the dick.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bionic should get in the pocket of some drug dealers, like the lawyer in The Wire or Sean Penn in Carlito's Way. I bet there's good money in that.

 

[bionic77]

Bionic should get in the pocket of some drug dealers, like the lawyer in The Wire or Sean Penn in Carlito's Way. I bet there's good money in that.

Not a bad idea.

I can't even afford a decent rug for my family.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Bionic should get in the pocket of some drug dealers, like the lawyer in The Wire or Sean Penn in Carlito's Way. I bet there's good money in that.

Bionic doesn't have enough of a backbone to do that.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bionic doesn't have enough of a backbone to do that.

You don't have to have a backbone. In fact it's better that you don't. Makes it easier to roll over on them and take a plea deal and go into witness protection once the jig is up.

 

[bionic77]

Bionic doesn't have enough of a backbone to do that.

Someone needs to powerslap some damned sense into you.

 

[Himynameischris]

Not a bad idea.

I can't even afford a decent rug for my family.

Let me know, I can hook you up with a contact, I don't even need to be a partner or anything, simple finders fee will be fine or I can run the LA distribution, whatever is fine with me and I'll make sure gata gets a friendly visit to set him straight, free of charge.

 

[Beerman462]

Why does everyone suddenly forget about Golden Tate III or Theo Riddick?

Golden Tate is a legit #5-10 WR in the league. The guy is a baller and one of the most fun WRs to watch in the league. I wouldn't mind LaQuan Treadmill though if he's at #16.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2014/11/where_do_golden_tate_calvin_jo.html

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You don't have to have a backbone. In fact it's better that you don't. Makes it easier to roll over on them and take a plea deal and go into witness protection once the jig is up.

http://youtu.be/XUWKrzsFh2c

 

[bionic77]

You don't have to have a backbone. In fact it's better that you don't. Makes it easier to roll over on them and take a plea deal and go into witness protection once the jig is up.

This is America bro.

Lawyers don't go to jail for representing scumbags.

 

[zswordsman]

Why does everyone suddenly forget about Golden Tate III or Theo Riddick?

Golden Tate is a legit #5-10 WR in the league. The guy is a baller and one of the most fun WRs to watch in the league. I wouldn't mind LaQuan Treadmill though if he's at #16.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2014/11/where_do_golden_tate_calvin_jo.html

I havent forgotten him, I wish we still had him. We would have won SB49 if he was still with us since I'm sure he would have fought for the ball unlike Lockette kinda just falling like a wet noodle.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Bionic doesn't have enough of a backbone to do that.

Respect your dad, he's trying to get you a nice rug.

 

[Beerman462]

Have you guys heard of David Johnson?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Respect your dad, he's trying to get you a nice rug.

You seem like you want to be bionics son

 

[WesternHeretic]

You seem like you want to be bionics son

Who wouldn't?

Get to live life nicely and probably go to a nice school in a nice neighborhood with nice material things... he probably paying for their college as well.

SHIT...

 

[Gobias]

The Life of Pablo?

lol

 

[Himynameischris]

Brother Floyd, I haven't forgotten my promise, it seems like this Sunday I will finally go on a date, I will keep you updated.

 

[Beerman462]

This is amazing.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Who wouldn't?

Get to live life nicely and probably go to a nice school in a nice neighborhood with nice material things... he probably paying for their college as well.

SHIT...

Sounds boring

 

[cdyhybrid]

Toasted some sandwiches on the Foreman. Worked out quite well.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Why does everyone suddenly forget about Golden Tate III or Theo Riddick?

Golden Tate is a legit #5-10 WR in the league. The guy is a baller and one of the most fun WRs to watch in the league. I wouldn't mind LaQuan Treadmill though if he's at #16.

http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2014/11/where_do_golden_tate_calvin_jo.html

I still don't think he is better than Emmanuel Sanders who is crazy underrated. So yeah I think you could argue that he isn't in that range of 5-10 receivers for sure.

 

[Farooq]

draftinsider.net's Tony Pauline was told Jalen Ramsey is the top player on the Cowboys board.

 

[manfestival]

Where were you on the day xia was afraid to pull the trigger on alligatorjandro?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Where were you on the day xia was afraid to pull the trigger on alligatorjandro?

I did nothing wrong

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Where were you on the day xia was afraid to pull the trigger on alligatorjandro?

I'm not taking his lame bait, and I'm sure everyone would prefer someone in here who understands the usual dynamics between the regulars versus a more heavy handed approach that has occurred in other sports threads in the past from mods looking in from the outside unfamiliar with what's going on.

People should know where to draw the line, and if not I'm there to remind them of it. Like when chris posted an image last night that's now deleted from the thread. ;P

Along with that, just don't overly harrass newcomers and bring back the whole insularity argument mess again and everything will be fine.

tldr: Don't be dumb. Look what happened with Butts-a-plenty.

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm not taking his lame bait, and I'm sure everyone would prefer someone in here who understands the usual dynamics between the regulars versus a more heavy handed approach that has occurred in other sports threads in the past from mods looking in from the outside unfamiliar with what's going on.

People should know where to draw the line, and if not I'm there to remind them of it. Like when chris posted an image last night that's now deleted from the thread. ;P

Along with that, just don't overly harrass newcomers and bring back the whole insularity argument mess again and everything will be fine.

tldr: Don't be dumb. Look what happened with Butts-a-plenty.

I will stick to cheerleaders, they are my specialty anyways,

 

[Elfforkusu]

What I'm getting out of this is that we aren't making enough Freeman jokes.

 

[bionic77]

I'm not taking his lame bait, and I'm sure everyone would prefer someone in here who understands the usual dynamics between the regulars versus a more heavy handed approach that has occurred in other sports threads in the past from mods looking in from the outside unfamiliar with what's going on.

People should know where to draw the line, and if not I'm there to remind them of it. Like when chris posted an image last night that's now deleted from the thread. ;P

Along with that, just don't overly harrass newcomers and bring back the whole insularity argument mess again and everything will be fine.

tldr: Don't be dumb. Look what happened with Butts-a-plenty.

How much does it cost to bribe a mod?

We will all chip in. We just want permabans on anything related to the Patriots that is not truthful i.e. negative as fuck.

 

[Goro Majima]

sooooo......

We can't sacrifice gata to the mod gods for the greater good and another year of protection for the fort?

 

[Furyous]

Toasted some sandwiches on the Foreman. Worked out quite well.

Do you own the jumbo one? I've cooked all types of meals on it as it held up for seven years.

All of these Cardinal gifs warm my heart. This was such a tremendous season minus getting dabbed on. At least we got to the big game.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

sooooo......

We can't sacrifice gata to the mod gods for the greater good and another year of protection for the fort?

I am the protection for the fort.