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[BannedEpisode]

According to BBI, there'a Minn radio host rumor that a certain Vikings RB is going to be released.

God I hope so.

Only way Teddy can develop.

 

[Tabris]

Messages "Hey babe, let's go to <new trendy restaurant> and then meet up with <friends> at club after"

Early 30 year old: She calls me up because she doesn't know how to use any messengers "Did you just see that last episode of Friends? So fulfilling and learned some life lesson. I need to find a babysitter and make sure the brisket is still being smoked. We then have to go to dinner party with our boring couple friends so can't go to restaurant. We gotta make sure to win at charades or some other boring game for old people."

Early 20 year old: Messages "*thumbs up or the pray one people confuse with high five emoji* *heart emoji* xo" then sends me a snapchat of her posing sexy while getting changed.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

According to BBI, there'a Minn radio host rumor that a certain Vikings RB is going to be released.

Step 1 complete

Step 2 is nobody else signing him, which I'm not sure about.

 

[gutshot]

Messages "Hey babe, let's go to <new restaurant> and then meet up with <friends> at club after"

Early 30 year old: She calls me up because she doesn't know how to use any messengers "Did you just see that last episode of Friends? So fulfilling and learned some life lesson. I need to find a babysitter and make sure the brisket is still being smoked. We then have to go to dinner party with our boring couple friends so can't go to restaurant. We gotta make sure to win at charades or some other boring game for old people."

Early 20 year old: Messages "*thumbs up emoji* *heart emoji* xo" then sends me a snapchat of her posing sexy while getting changed.

Are you aware that Friends stopped airing over 10 years ago?

 

[Draxal]

Step 1 complete

Step 2 is nobody else signing him, which I'm not sure about.

Jerruh will do it in a nanosecond.

 

[rando14]

Messages "Hey babe, let's go to <new trendy restaurant> and then meet up with <friends> at club after"

Early 30 year old: She calls me up because she doesn't know how to use any messengers "Did you just see that last episode of Friends? So fulfilling and learned some life lesson. I need to find a babysitter and make sure the brisket is still being smoked. We then have to go to dinner party with our boring couple friends so can't go to restaurant. We gotta make sure to win at charades or some other boring game for old people."

Early 20 year old: Messages "*thumbs up emoji* *heart emoji* xo" then sends me a snapchat of her posing sexy while getting changed.

 

[MechDX]

Step 1 complete

Step 2 is nobody else signing him, which I'm not sure about.

Jerruh Jones: "Denied!"

 

[eznark]

Messages "Hey babe, let's go to <new trendy restaurant> and then meet up with <friends> at club after"

Early 30 year old: She calls me up because she doesn't know how to use any messengers "Did you just see that last episode of Friends? So fulfilling and learned some life lesson. I need to find a babysitter and make sure the brisket is still being smoked. We then have to go to dinner party with our boring couple friends so can't go to restaurant. We gotta make sure to win at charades or some other boring game for old people."

Early 20 year old: Messages "*thumbs up or the pray one people confuse with high five emoji* *heart emoji* xo" then sends me a snapchat of her posing sexy while getting changed.

Can't believe you pay for the girlfriend experience. Do the emoji cost extra?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Jerruh will do it in a nanosecond.

I want to balee him cutting Greg Hardy was because the team can only take one asshole at a time and Manziel's about to be available. Manziel and AD is too much, Jerry pls :'[

 

[BannedEpisode]

According to BBI, there'a Minn radio host rumor that a certain Vikings RB is going to be released.

Any link/sources?

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

We aren't discussing women in relationships tho....we talking about the single ladies.

Why would I be seeking women in a long term relationship?

You may not be. Just don't be surprised if six months into the relationship that's exactly what it turns into. I'm at the club until 4:00am and my wife doesn't even want to go drinking anymore. It gets depressing.

 

[Goro Majima]

Messages "Hey babe, let's go to <new trendy restaurant> and then meet up with <friends> at club after"

Early 30 year old: She calls me up because she doesn't know how to use any messengers "Did you just see that last episode of Friends? So fulfilling and learned some life lesson. I need to find a babysitter and make sure the brisket is still being smoked. We then have to go to dinner party with our boring couple friends so can't go to restaurant. We gotta make sure to win at charades or some other boring game for old people."

Early 20 year old: Messages "*thumbs up or the pray one people confuse with high five emoji* *heart emoji* xo" then sends me a snapchat of her posing sexy while getting changed.

I should tell my 32 year old girlfriend to stop using emoji and going out to restaurants and bars with me.

 

[rando14]

I should tell my 32 year old girlfriend to stop using emoji and going out to restaurants and bars with me.

Weinku I didn't know you were dating a grandma

 

[effzee]

Eagles Interviewed Daniel Jeremiah For "Player Personnel Head" Position https://t.co/8tQ8vunWWm
#Eagles #NFL

So another person turned down the great opportunity work with Howie and the hot once in a lifetime up and coming coaching candidate Doug Pederson!

 

[Draxal]

Any link/sources?

http://corner.bigblueinteractive.com/index.php?mode=2&thread=531706

Honestly, I was kinda hoping that the Vikings fans here (including you) would corroborate as the source's pretty weak right now.

edit.

Tom Kertscher &#8207;@KertscherSports 2h2 hours ago
KFAN hosts says he&#8217;s hearing #Vikings will cut Adrian Peterson. #Packers

 

[gutshot]

You may not be. Just don't be surprised if six months into the relationship that's exactly what it turns into. I'm at the club until 4:00am and my wife doesn't even want to go drinking anymore. It gets depressing.

You're out at a club until 4 AM without your wife?

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

I should tell my 32 year old girlfriend to stop using emoji and going out to restaurants and bars with me.

Wienke, you just don't get it.

You're out at a club until 4 AM without your wife?

I was gonna say it.

 

[Goro Majima]

Weinku I didn't know you were dating a grandma

Apparently she is one.

Why didn't someone tell me sooner??? Now all I do is smoke brisket and watch reruns of old sitcoms.

 

[yankeehater]

So another person turned down the great opportunity work with Howie and the hot once in a lifetime up and coming coaching candidate Doug Pederson!

You complete me.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

You're out at a club until 4 AM without your wife?

I actually have a cool wife, she doesn't really give a shit what I do. She just gets the asian flush and doesn't drink as much as she used to so it's lost it's appeal for her so she doesn't want to be out all hours of the morning. We actually do go out to restaurants and bars pretty much every Friday and Saturday night. But my wife is seemingly the exception to this stereotype because almost every other woman I know is the stereotype.

 

[MechDX]

Apparently she is one.

Why didn't someone tell me sooner??? Now all I do is smoke brisket and watch reruns of old sitcoms.

We can grab Dega and Miguel , line up by a fence, drink beer and re enact scenes from King of the Hill

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I agree with squicken. There's more posts complaining about the animus now than there is anime.

By executive order, anime is no longer outlawed and Anime Sunday is restored provided y'all know how to handle y'all selves.

Step 1 complete

Step 2 is nobody else signing him, which I'm not sure about.

Nah there will be 17 teams lined up at his doorstep the second he's released and you know it.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Apparently she is one.

For real? Or just a joke.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Apparently she is one.

Why didn't someone tell me sooner??? Now all I do is smoke brisket and watch reruns of old sitcoms.

I would also like to try to understand how drinking beer and smoking brisket could ever be a bad thing?

 

[gutshot]

I would also like to try to understand how drinking beer and smoking brisket could ever be a bad thing?

Tabris' worst case scenario sounds a lot more fun to me than going out to clubs and shit. But I guess I'm just an old.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

A) Does Tabris know how to count to 30, if he thinks someone in their thirties doesn't understand texting? How fucking old does he think that is?

B) Why is brisket a bad thing?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm 4 years away from 30

ugh

 

[BeautifulMemory]

I'm 4 years away from 30

ugh

Where do you hope to be by 30 in your life?

 

[gutshot]

Cryptic tweets coming from both Jordan Matthews and Zach Ertz over the past couple days lead me to believe that a Bradford deal is imminent.

 

[ampere]

If someone made a tabris post generator and that came out it would be deemed too cliche.

Tabris answers the door:

http://media.mlive.com/news_impact/photo/-e29f4ba6275b8423.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

goddamn y'all. lmao

 

[yankeehater]

Cryptic tweets coming from both Jordan Matthews and Zach Ertz over the past couple days lead me to believe that a Bradford deal is imminent.

My god I hope so.

 

[MechDX]

My god I hope so.

Me to.

Rams used franchise tag on cornerback Trumaine Johnson. Janoris Jenkins is expected to land huge payday as free agent
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/704769291191595008

 

[Spinluck]

In Tabris's world, all women can be bought with money and IKEA furniture.

 

[BannedEpisode]

http://corner.bigblueinteractive.com/index.php?mode=2&thread=531706

Honestly, I was kinda hoping that the Vikings fans here (including you) would corroborate as the source's pretty weak right now.

edit.

Tom Kertscher &#8207;@KertscherSports 2h2 hours ago
KFAN hosts says he’s hearing #Vikings will cut Adrian Peterson. #Packers

I haven't heard anything. I'd take everything with a grain of salt until something pops up. That guy has like 100 followers.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Where do you hope to be by 30 in your life?

Ballin

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Ballin

How though?

 

[Pepiope]

Me to.

Rams used franchise tag on cornerback Trumaine Johnson. Janoris Jenkins is expected to land huge payday as free agent
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/704769291191595008

Really don't understand why you wouldn't want Bradford. He makes you guys a playoff team instantly

 

[Hindl]

Well tag deadline has passed.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How though?

I have a business

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Just hit the east side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mr Warren G.

 

[Tabris]

Ballin

Like this?

 

[effzee]

http://corner.bigblueinteractive.com/index.php?mode=2&thread=531706

Honestly, I was kinda hoping that the Vikings fans here (including you) would corroborate as the source's pretty weak right now.

edit.

Tom Kertscher &#8207;@KertscherSports 2h2 hours ago
KFAN hosts says he’s hearing #Vikings will cut Adrian Peterson. #Packers

LOL WHAT?

After fighting for him so hard and refusing to take a trade deal? Now you cut him?

That's a terrible move if true.

 

[JABEE]

Smoking briskets. That's my kind of woman.

 

[effzee]

Cryptic tweets coming from both Jordan Matthews and Zach Ertz over the past couple days lead me to believe that a Bradford deal is imminent.

Hmm like what? I can't really stand Jordan's tweeting. Its all Kanye filled - you'd think he was a regular gaf Kanye stan defending his fashion line or trying to justify his outbursts about Cosby and stuff.

 

[Syrinx]

As a certified animu, the anime spam in this thread has legit gotten out of hand.

 

[RBH]

I have a business

Is it a family business?

 

[Hindl]

LOL WHAT?

After fighting for him so hard and refusing to take a trade deal? Now you cut him?

That's a terrible move if true.

The general feeling I've seen from Vikings fans is that AD and Teddy don't compliment each other well. In order to get the best out of AD, Teddy's play suffers, and vice versa. So I guess the Vikings are betting on the development of Teddy over an aging RB (who's still one of the best).

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Smoking briskets. That's my kind of woman.

Find me a women who wants to sit in the yard and doing nothing but smoke meat and drink beer all day and you've found me a wife.

 

[gutshot]

Hmm like what? I can't really stand Jordan's tweeting. Its all Kanye filled - you'd think he was a regular gaf Kanye stan defending his fashion line or trying to justify his outbursts about Cosby and stuff.

https://twitter.com/jmattjmattjmatt/status/704400579674685440

The Zach Ertz tweet looks like it was deleted now. It was a couple smilie face emojis.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Maybe he sent another one of his kids to the hospital and the Vikes are getting out in front.