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[FloydtheFathead]

*stalks nfl offseason thread*

*see's cricket talk*


Why guys. why. its one of the worst sports.

Pakentno.gif

 

[cdyhybrid]

If you check his Facebook page (I did), you can see that he is a Seahawks fan.

In addition to being a fat disgusting moron he is also a huge conservative.

Gross. Must be from Oregon. Or West Idaho.

 

[BlackGhost]

just read it in his voice and it might sound smart

Imagine if Donald Trump sounded like Boban,....... Or if Boban had Donald Trumps ideas.....

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I like both baseball and cricket.

<3

 

[Bread]

Imagine if Donald Trump sounded like Boban,....... Or if Boban had Donald Trumps ideas.....

well boban is racist and a fan of tom brady so the latter might be true

 

[BlackGhost]

well boban is racist and a fan of tom brady so the latter might be true

Damn, well so are you. So I think it's best I remove myself from this convo.,.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Cricket does have some of the best ever shit talk. I cannot remember where I heard these but the gist of them:

Yep, cricket shit talking is the best.

Shane Warne told a South African player he'd been waiting two years for the chance to humiliate him on his home ground. The Saffer just went "Looks like you spent it eating"

A fielder fucked up and let the ball go through his legs when Fred Trueman was bowling so he apologised and said "Sorry Fred, should have kept my legs closed". Fred's response: "So should your mother"

Best one though is probably:

After playing and missing at successive deliveries, Glamorgan paceman Greg Thomas made the brave decision to give Viv some verbals as to the appearance of the ball.

"It&#8217;s red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."

Of course, the next ball was launched out of the ground by the West Indian legend accompanied with the following words:

"Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

*stalks nfl offseason thread*

*see's cricket talk*


Why guys. why. its one of the worst sports.

This is the kind of bald faced lie I would expect a Pats fan to say. Please take it back.

well boban is racist and a fan of tom brady so the latter might be true

If I was president then I honestly would make America great.

Free healthcare for everybody.

Except Pats fans, you've all been deported to Mexico and I'd built a giant wall with that slimey fuckface Kroenke's money to stop you ever coming back.

 

[Elfforkusu]

oh my god

I'm dying

help

 

[Hindl]

We just don't know that yet. So far I've liked everything he's done. The staff he's brought in, the key young guys he wants to lock up for the future, he's trying to bring Bradford back, etc.

I will complain when he gives me something to complain about.

Amen. Unsure about Doug, but everyone else looks good. And these contract extensions have been great so far.

oh my god

I'm dying

help

Lol Detective Pikachu finally happening

 

[Godslay]

I hope when Trump becomes President, he bans shit like cricket from the US.

Sounds like some backyard ass Laissez-faire slap ball. 360 degree fields? Bowlers? Wicket sticks? What is this, a goddamn knitting party at my grandma's house? If I wanted to watch that kind ball busting, I'd spend my time watching Gata punch Bionic in the sack.

Spoiler

I'm joking, never watched it. Sounds interesting, probably won't watch it though.

 

[bionic77]

I hope when Trump becomes President, he bans shit like cricket from the US.

Sounds like some backyard ass Laissez-faire slap ball. 360 degree fields? Bowlers? Wicket sticks? What is this, a goddamn knitting party at my grandma's house? If I wanted to watch that kind ball busting, I'd spend my time watching Gata punch Bionic in the sack.

Spoiler

I'm joking, never watched it. Sounds interesting, probably won't watch it though.

I don't understand what that means.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Wonder if this Superbowl will be like the one with the seachickens, with Manning fucking up and choking right off the beginning of the game

 

[Himynameischris]

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...m-sean-mannion-quarterback-competition-012616

How is that new information for a GM? How!?!

 

[bionic77]

Wonder if this Superbowl will be like the one with the seachickens, with Manning fucking up and choking right off the beginning of the game

I think that Broncos team was better than this one. And I think this Panthers team is better than that Seahawks team by a considerable margin.

For those who love the 80s I feel this SB is going to be straight out of the 80s. Just without the 3D Elvis.

 

[manfestival]

The nfl next year is going to be so much more interesting

 

[MRSA]

I didn't poop at work today guys, I felt robbed of PTO.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

oh my god

I'm dying

help

That hat tho

 

[Bread]

I don't understand what that means.

we all know that you like when gata hits you in bed

 

[MechDX]

*stalks nfl offseason thread*

*see's cricket talk*


Why guys. why. its one of the worst sports.

 

[jello44]

Wonder if this Superbowl will be like the one with the seachickens, with Manning fucking up and choking right off the beginning of the game

What was he supposed to stop the ball that was hiked 10 feet over his head with?

 

[RBH]

:O

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Wonder if this Superbowl will be like the one with the seachickens, with Manning fucking up and choking right off the beginning of the game

Part of me thinks no, by now even Peyton must have accepted that his arm is totally gone and he'll be happy to play it extremely safe in the first quarter. He will also use these two weeks to inject all the HGH, nandrolone and whatever else he can find into his body knowing that it's going to be his last game and Uncle Rog will cover up the drug use.

It won't stop it being a comfortable Panthers win in the end but it won't start as disastrously as two years ago.

 

[DMczaf]

:O

*pushes RBH down*

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Why's it called Cricket if no crickets are involved in the sport?

 

[BigAT]

Why's it called Cricket if no crickets are involved in the sport?

It's the sound that is made when everyone watching the "sport" has fallen asleep.

 

[chuckddd]

What was he supposed to stop the ball that was hiked 10 feet over his head with?

His cricket wicket, apparently.

 

[bionic77]

we all know that you like when gata hits you in bed

I have two kids.

One of whom could read at 3 and the other was not far behind.

Gata didn't get the hang of it until he was a teenager (so when he joined GAF a few years ago).

The doctors can explain the science to you but its obvious that it is impossible that Gata has any relation to me. Its like MJ with his "kids". DNA don't lie bro. Its not a Patriots press conference.

Time to sleep!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

:O

He's back.

 

[BlackGhost]

Chaos

 

[DMczaf]

 

[MechDX]

SlutDx check this out. Apparently this video details Wentz senior year and his road to now. I haven't checked it out yet, but you keep posting him shirtless...so you might enjoy this. It's about 13 mins click

Ok I watched it. Good shit

This is better though:

 

[Dega]

He's back.

Terrible, i put a lot of work into that sweater.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

I think that Broncos team was better than this one. And I think this Panthers team is better than that Seahawks team by a considerable margin.

For those who love the 80s I feel this SB is going to be straight out of the 80s. Just without the 3D Elvis.

I think that seachickens team was better, better defense. But can you make a 90s reference instead

What was he supposed to stop the ball that was hiked 10 feet over his head with?

He looked mindfucked, wasn't even ready for the snap

Part of me thinks no, by now even Peyton must have accepted that his arm is totally gone and he'll be happy to play it extremely safe in the first quarter. He will also use these two weeks to inject all the HGH, nandrolone and whatever else he can find into his body knowing that it's going to be his last game and Uncle Rog will cover up the drug use.

It won't stop it being a comfortable Panthers win in the end but it won't start as disastrously as two years ago.

It would be fun to see what comes out of the investigation if Manning wins

I'm not even sure why I am hating, Manning seems like a nice guy, like brady

 

[JABEE]

This thread is full of heathens.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Goddamn, even their shirts have them ending at bottom

 

[JABEE]

One big L

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Ok I watched it. Good shit

This is better though:

Poor guy, hasn't released the ball and he's already being devoured by a fog containing the vengeful ghosts of past Texans QBs.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Terrible, i put a lot of work into that sweater.

It's retired for now

 

[MechDX]

Poor guy, hasn't released the ball and he's already being devoured by a fog containing the vengeful ghosts of past Texans QBs.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Mech why?

 

[Godslay]

I don't understand what that means.

It means, how are you going to let that little guy hit you low?

It's like a back and forth of him stepping on your Clarks with his baby Keds, and vice versa.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

That gif froze my phone

 

[cdyhybrid]

I think that Broncos team was better than this one. And I think this Panthers team is better than that Seahawks team by a considerable margin.

For those who love the 80s I feel this SB is going to be straight out of the 80s. Just without the 3D Elvis.

Nah.

Maybe on offense.

 

[MechDX]

Mech why?

Why not?


http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-video...n-Wentz-From-unknown-to-potential-top-10-pick

if the Texans dont get Wentz I may just go all Tabris on him. Im really loving this kid!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Poor guy, hasn't released the ball and he's already being devoured by a fog containing the vengeful ghosts of past Texans QBs.

Why Houston get ShameFog while Cleve gets the beast of 27 heads and counting

 

[MechDX]

Someone avatarize the head for me please.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

It would be cool if the Browns won the Super Bowl next season.

 

[JaseMath]

I know this is really old and really OT, but I was combing the internet for old NFL highlights and stumbled across the greatest sack I've ever seen.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Someone avatarize the head for me please.

 

[Line_HTX]

Jesus, why does wienke look so derpy in that picture...