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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT2| No Country for Old Members

Fox318

Member
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Woot, found a place that serves dim sum at dinner time.

Time for shrimp dumplings! Lots and lots of dumplings.
 

bionic77

Member
I'll have to consult my attorney on this one. Anybody seen Bionic?
No such thing as privacy when it comes to a sex tape.

Porn doesn't seem to be given any protection or respect in the courts or the country at large.

The world will laugh at you but GAF will consider you a saint for being part of the porn industry.

By the way this shit isn't free and maybe not even accurate but you will still be billed for it.
 

rando14

Member
Ok, I got the snapchat and feel super old. Send me some names so I can actually do this.

Bionic I'm gonna need an official lawyer-written document signed by Blarry, promising that he won't Blarry us...

Sorry but I can't afford to take chances at this point in my life!!

(Snap in Quote)

 

bionic77

Member
Bionic I'm gonna need an official lawyer-written document signed by Blarry, promising that he won't Blarry us...

Sorry but I can't afford to take chances at this point in my life!!

(Snap in Quote)

What are the damages if he sends you a deluxe Larry?

I would suggest a tattoo of Big Ben on his face.
 

MRSA

Banned
So my friend was diagnosed with seizures this week, they found a lesion on his brain and said its likely the cause of repeated head trauma from playing football (pop warner, high school, and college). Sucks hearing this happen to your childhood friend but I asked him on the phone today, knowing what he knows now, would he still play football? He said yes.
 
No such thing as privacy when it comes to a sex tape.

Porn doesn't seem to be given any protection or respect in the courts or the country at large.

The world will laugh at you but GAF will consider you a saint for being part of the porn industry.

By the way this shit isn't free and maybe not even accurate but you will still be billed for it.

Do you charge by the hour?
 
Ingenious of Hogan. His ex and idiot children soak him of money, Vince fires him and erases him from WWE history. So he bangs his buddy's wife on camera and sues for millions.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
I saw that thread about the SAO car.

So glad you jerks didn't think it was me!

Even more glad y'all pinned it on BG. Only a Browns fan would lack the shame to drive that car.
 
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