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[Goro Majima]

How is your new roommate coping with your impotency?

It's not impotent so much as never, ever being able to finish when I drink too much. Which I guess works for her!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Now I am Dega's father too?

You bums need to get jobs and stop trying to leech off me. Stop with the insults to my DNA. I am prepared to go on Maury and defend my family's honor.

Listen.. You are channeling Magic Johnson. It's okay.. You never have to pay for them, they are a dog and a Gata.. They don't know what courts are.

 

[CrocMother]

It's not impotent so much as never, ever being able to finish when I drink too much. Which I guess works for her!

Ah yes, that perfect balance.

Well until you really want to cum.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Art Modell is floyds father

 

[Kastrioti]

How we looking for the Mock draft?

So, uhhhh, anyone from LionsGAF want to contribute? Rell, WedgeX, Plinko, slabrock, NihonTige, Ghost of PD anyone I'm forgetting?

I swear I'll draft LaQuan Treadwell.

And I know no trades allowed but maybe this year, if allowed, I'd like to trade down and offer the #16 pick to BroncosGAF for their #31 and Ryan Clady.

 

[Tom Penny]

I'm undecided but I think Lays Salt and Vinegar or plain ole Cape Code classics are the most addictive chips on earth.

 

[PanicFreak]

So, uhhhh, anyone from LionsGAF want to contribute? Rell, WedgeX, Plinko, slabrock, NihonTige, Ghost of PD anyone I'm forgetting?

I swear I'll draft LaQuan Treadwell.

And I know no trades allowed but maybe this year, if allowed, I'd like to trade down and offer the #16 pick to BroncosGAF for their #31 and Ryan Clady.

Can you recommend that trade to the Lions' GM? Please?

 

[RBH]

Whoever started this nonsense should be sentenced to 3 dick slaps a day.

 

[RBH]

Per source, the NFL is also looking at putting a 2017 regular-season game in Germany. That's in addition to the idea of China in 2018.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/711939158739173376

 

[chuckddd]

Bionic makes Gata sleep on the rug when he comes over for his visitation.

Just looking at that ugly, atrocity against taste, "rug" is bad enough. No one deserves such a fate. #FreeGata

 

[Goro Majima]

Whoever started this nonsense should be sentenced to 3 dick slaps a day.

 

[RBH]

#Browns CB Joe Haden injured ankle in offseason workout, team unsure whether he'll be ready for Week 1

https://twitter.com/NateUlrichABJ/status/711957031490420736

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Everything's coming up Browns.

 

[Dega]

Now I am Dega's father too?

You bums need to get jobs and stop trying to leech off me. Stop with the insults to my DNA. I am prepared to go on Maury and defend my family's honor.

Papa :'(

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Papa :'(

How come he don't want you, man?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Bionic let his kids become Texans and Jags fans instead of Steelers fans?

Some cruel parenting, man.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Art Modell is floyds father

Impossible, I have a soul.

 

[Goro Majima]

Papa :'(

Become a famous basketball player then you can rap a whole song hating on him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kyDKBpq2g4

 

[Line_HTX]

It's not impotent so much as never, ever being able to finish when I drink too much. Which I guess works for her!

You can't do the nasty, can ya?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[bionic77]

What a coincidence that the bums want me to be their father.

Why not some poor person I wonder...

Get a job you hippies!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What a coincidence that the bums want me to be their father.

Why not some poor person I wonder...

Get a job you hippies!

A bum isn't a poor person?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Impossible, I have a soul.

It's between Modell, the elf or the bulldog as your father.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

What a coincidence that the bums want me to be their father.

Why not some poor person I wonder...

Get a job you hippies!

Sounds like something a deadbeat dad would say

 

[FloydtheFathead]

It's between Modell, the elf or the bulldog as your father.

I'm okay with Brownie the Elf.

Not necessarily but on the other hand you won't be wrong very often making that assumption...

Fair enough.

 

[bionic77]

A bum isn't a poor person?

Not necessarily but on the other hand you won't be wrong very often making that assumption...

 

[bionic77]

Sounds like something a deadbeat dad would say

That's it.

I am calling Maury.

This has gone on long enough.

I am not the father!

 

[RBH]

Which one is Dega and which one is Gata? 🤔

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Ninja should adopt Floyd. He gets to be a father figure and Floyd gets to...uh...get some important life lessons from it I guess.

 

[chuckddd]

The Browns have given the 9er's an ultimatum in regards to Kaep. They're not serious about RG3. If they were, he would've signed a contract. Robert has been reduced to leverage status.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Ninja should adopt Floyd. He gets to be a father figure and Floyd gets to...uh...get some important life lessons from it I guess.

Eating booty?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Eating booty?

Is that what you want to do with your life?

 

[Tom Penny]

That's it.

I am calling Maury.

This has gone on long enough.

I am not the father!

Child support might cost you less than the purses pussy and fried chicken you get get once a month.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Is that what you want to do with your life?

No? But what else will Ninja teach me? I can't use a mix-tape, nor can I cheer for the Lakers

 

[Alligatorjandro]

No? But what else will Ninja teach me? I can't use a mix-tape, nor can I cheer for the Lakers

You could push his wheelchair.

 

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1199419 no more prosperity in the cleve?

 

[bionic77]

No? But what else will Ninja teach me? I can't use a mix-tape, nor can I cheer for the Lakers

He can give you the tools to be a world class wigger.

That's something that money can't buy you.

Time to sleep.

 

[RBH]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1199419 no more prosperity in the cleve?

*waves hello to BG*

 

[Ninja Scooter]

No? But what else will Ninja teach me? I can't use a mix-tape, nor can I cheer for the Lakers

I can teach you how to be forever young. And bang married women.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Floyd can be the Charlie to ninjas Frank Reynolds

 

[Bread]

Floyd can be the Charlie to ninjas Frank Reynolds

There's only room for one Charlie, goto.

Floyd and the rest of the fans from Cleve are McPoyles.

 

[RellyRell28]

Real Talk I'm tempted to pick up Playstation Vue but I too hooked on NFL Sunday Ticket to make the jump.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

There's only room for one Charlie, goto.

Floyd and the rest of the fans from Cleve are McPoyles.

Cleveland.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

There's only room for one Charlie, goto.

Floyd and the rest of the fans from Cleve are McPoyles.

damn

 

[Goro Majima]

damn

He meant to say Cleveland was Rickety Cricket. Always trying to do his best but constantly getting shit on.

Florida is the McPoyles.

 

[Bread]

Floyd is Margaret

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You could push his wheelchair.

I would do this for you ninja.

He can give you the tools to be a world class wigger.

That's something that money can't buy you.

Time to sleep.

So Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted?

I can teach you how to be forever young. And bang married women.

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Floyd can be the Charlie to ninjas Frank Reynolds

There's only room for one Charlie, goto.

Floyd and the rest of the fans from Cleve are McPoyles.

Floyd is Margaret

Is this an Always Sunny thing?

 

[Himynameischris]

Playstation core system preorder next tuesday at 7 best coast time...perfect. I'll be at home ready.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Can't wait for LeBron leaving Cleveland a second time.

 

[JABEE]

Become a famous basketball player then you can rap a whole song hating on him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kyDKBpq2g4

I just read on wikipedia page that Shaq's first album sold a million copies and charted at 20 on the billboard charts. The 90s were crazy. Warren G produced it too.

 

[JABEE]

That's it.

I am calling Maury.

This has gone on long enough.

I am not the father!

Going on Maury makes me believe even more that you fathered Gata.