Alligatorjandro
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Cool Ranch is so overrated
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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT2| No Country for Old Members
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It's basically an admission of all the illegal drugs he's been pumping into his blood stream. He should play for Sean Peyton.
Himynameischris
Member
I'd rather go back to Mexico,
CrocMother
Banned
If you're living with stranger, two is awkward but three is company.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Hope those don't become chronic injuries. Stuff like that has a nasty way of nagging a player for years.
So you'd rather vote for the Donald than live with Bread?
It's almost time, family.
Looks like he was standing on the edge of a cliff and it broke off.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Friend, no. It's the GOAT.
Bread, you, me, Rando, BG, Grover.
We can have our own sitcom
My worry as well. Like Cam and Luck, we kind of assume some guys will just avoid injuries b/c they are physical freaks. Then they get hurt. Right now the guy who seems indestructible is Russell Wilson
Himynameischris
Member
I can be the white washed Mexican!
I wouldn't do y'all dirty like that, I'll go back to Mexico willingly.
No, just buying all the things at HEB, including Greek Yogurt.
What whack ass Texas history books have you been reading from?
Magic didn't get AIDS from the millions of beautiful women (many of whom are our mother's and aunt's today) he had consensual sex with. It is now an accepted fax that Jordan gave Magic HIV to remove him from the league so he could ride Scottie's coattails to several championships.
No, it mainly sucks because it tries to do too much and doesn't bring all those storylines together well.
yankeehater
Member
Iron and captain America make jokes at each other in the marvel movies, so now all comic book movies need nonstop jokes.
FloydtheFathead
Member
Welp, someone broke into my family's house while my brother and I were at the movies and lunch. Deadpool was indeed worth seeing.
Has Ben Afflek ever been funny besides Dazed and Confused, where you are laughing at him?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
It's mediocre because Marvel?
yankeehater
Member
Could you imagine if the dark knight came out today? Reviewers would savage it for not being a light hearted romp.
yankeehater
Member
If you pay attention to reviews critics have killed it for being to grimdark. Since the Marvel movies are so successful people seem to feel that that is the only way to make super hero movies
Futurevoid
Member
That's such a ridiculous statement. It sucked because it has no earthly idea what to do with Superman as a character outside of putting him in Jesus poses because he's like..god you know? It sucks because Zack Synder is so enamored with the violent aspects of The Dark Knight Returns that he ignores every single character motivation behind Batman's actions in that comic series. Since Warner/DC won't let him make DKCR an actual movie which he would undoubtedly fuck up anyways - he instead chooses to put "cool" shit from that comic on the screen without any care to explain why any of it should matter. Synder's a mental midget in charge of an entire cinematic comic universe and that comes across in every single aspect of the "story" in that movie.
Oh and it sucks because the moment Superman and Batman become besties is built on the notion that their mothers have the same name. It's so laughable that it's actually pretty funny! (in its sheer stupidity).
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
People really were confused why Batman was so angry. It's a thing people asked. I don't pay attention to critics any more.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
BVS sucks
because it sucks
because it sucks
Urine as a plot point.
You should go get your taste buds checked.
FloydtheFathead
Member
For the record our waitress and Buffalo Wild Wings asked if we saw BvS without prompting and we said no. She was like good it sucks.
Waiting for the cops to come over so we can file a report because this is the second time that this has happened. I'm waiting till they are over here and done and I'm going to get a lock for the fence.
No.. It doesn't look like it. Our big dog is in the back yard and must have scared them. But there were some clothes hand outside that they knocked down, broke a wood burner we had in the back yard and let our dog in the back out.
Waiting for the cops to come over so we can file a report because this is the second time that this has happened. I'm waiting till they are over here and done and I'm going to get a lock for the fence.
Haven't seen it. Just saw something that WB is re-shooting some movie in response to criticism that BvS wasn't funny enough
kaiju
Member
It's unfortunate because the battle between Batman and Supes is one of the best fights between heroes ever seen on-screen. But the outcome instantly negates all of that.
Also, this Lex Luthor has to be the worst supervillain interpretation.
You seem to know a lot about this robbery Dutch.
Just out of curiosity where were you when he was watching Deadpool? And was anyone with you?
By the way, thats a real nice pair of custom zubazz you are wearing. It perfectly matches your rainbow Swatch watch. Thats some nice stuff for a "student". Mind me asking how you can afford that stuff on a communist salary?
Futurevoid
Member
Ha, yeah that will solve all of the problems with that movie.
FloydtheFathead
Member
Congrats. You can name it Russell, Bob, JJ, or Tom if it's boy.
But seriously, congrats Mech.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
kaiju
Member
Invest in a camera like this. It will snap pics when it detects sound or movement and send it to your phone. You can also hear audio, record video, etc. Best 40 bucks I've ever spent (without going full surveillance).
WesternHeretic
Member
Major upset in our chip bracket! Cool Ranch Doritos lost to Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeño and are OUT.
The Final Four:
From that list I go with the Ruffles but if I got to pick I'm going with this!
Congrats. Sam is a good name.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
You monster.
My current youngest is named Samuel.
I wanted to name him Samuel Jackson but the wife said no. If it's another boy Russell Justin James sounds nice.
I know it's all about Bradford, but your Eagles membership is revoked
FloydtheFathead
Member
Thank you.
Invest in a camera like this. It will snap pics when it detects sound or movement and send it to your phone. You can also hear audio, record video, etc. Best 40 bucks I've ever spent (without going full surveillance).
Is there something I can look at for outside too? That's where they broke in at because they cut the lock we had there previously. If anyone knows anything like that?
Wish I wasn't on mobile so I could post numerous "fuck you" gifs. Never. With my dying breath no fruit of my loins will EVER root for the Colts, Cowboys or Tacks.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Congrats. Name it dega.
kaiju
Member
They have them for outdoors too. You might need to hire someone to install it and may want to also invest in a DVR but yeah that should do the trick.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Why would he name it after his dog?
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