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[FloydtheFathead]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

Really?

 

[Himynameischris]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

Good

 

[bionic77]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

I bet he did it wearing his Leicester jersey.

 

[Tom Penny]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

Like he wouldn't do it on Instagram with a Letterman jacket on.

 

[chuckddd]

Like he wouldn't do it on Instagram with a Letterman jacket on.

Nah. Barbara Walters special.

 

[Line_HTX]

OK.

 

[CrocMother]

If Watt actually retired the Texans would become the Detroit Lions of the AFC.

 

[yankeehater]

Wtf godslay Chips offense was top 5 each of the first 2 years and only struggled last year due to the ol sucking and the wrs leading the league in drops. It is an amazing offense.

 

[Goro Majima]

Mech pls

Go home you're drunk

 

[BlackGhost]

Just like a JJ Watt fan to seek attention!
Like player like fan!

Heh heh

 

[Line_HTX]

He's lucky I'm already in flight or I would've come and smacked him upside the head for that shit.

 

[BlackGhost]

Lol if JJ Watt actually suddenly retired half our phones would be going off with news alerts. CNN would probably come in with Breaking News

 

[Eleuin]

A watt retirement tour would somehow be worse than kobe's

 

[Line_HTX]

Lol if JJ Watt actually suddenly retired half our phones would be going off with news alerts. CNN would probably come in with Breaking News

Exactly! Thank you.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Lol if JJ Watt actually suddenly retired half our phones would be going off with news alerts. CNN would probably come in with Breaking News

bg going in

 

[bionic77]

A watt retirement tour would somehow be worse than kobe's

Kobe is a living legend and an time great in his sport.

Watt will never be either of these things.

If you want to be remembered in football you have to be in the right city, at the right time and you have to win multiple rings.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

Haha nice try bruh.

 

[Slo]

Watt just announced this is his last year and he is retiring early

I don't believe it. It's Mexican April Fools Day.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I don't believe it. It's Mexican April Fools Day.

Bionic is back, you don't need to wear his avy any more Slo.

 

[MechDX]

Broncos won on the strength of Peyton's looming retirement.

Never underestimate the retirement run. It carried the Steelers, Rats and Broncos to championships.

Haha nice try bruh.

Whatever it takes. I just want happiness dammit!

 

[Slo]

Bionic is back, you don't need to wear his avy any more Slo.

I'll wear it until I see a sign from Kobe.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Yall spending half a 50PP (aka Worst Page Option) feeding Mech, smh

Is the offseason really already this desperate? Draft was a week ago

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I'll wear it until I see a sign from Kobe.

What kind of sign?

 

[chuckddd]

Dane Brugler
‏@dpbrugler

332 players participated at the 2016 NFL Combine, 117 went undrafted

% Combine invites to go undrafted:
2016: 35.2%
2015: 33.4%
2014: 33.1%

 

[Slo]

What kind of sign?

If he signs a 10 day and retires as a Wizard, I'll know that he's passed from this Earth and it's okay for us all to move on.

 

[MechDX]

Maybe that traitorous, spiteful fuck Andre Johnson could come back as the fifth WR on this team for "one last ride"??

 

[FloydtheFathead]

If he signs a 10 day and retires as a Wizard, I'll know that he's passed from this Earth and it's okay for us all to move on.

He should retire as a hornet and shake MJ's hand.

It'll be a perfect picture and I think everyone will love it

 

[Slo]

He should retire as a hornet and shake MJ's hand.

It'll be a perfect picture and I think everyone will love it

I'd love to see a picture of him kissing Jordan's 6th ring.

 

[yankeehater]

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I'd love to see a picture of him kissing Jordan's 6th ring.

Yeah and then Kobe say that MJ was his hero and not that Magic Johnson guy.. Right?

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

Fuck Penn State forever.. Fucking trash.

 

[Bread]

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

i wonder when the psu faithful will finally admit they were rooting for scumbags

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

I just saw that headline. It turns a disgusting situation even more disgusting.

 

[Pepiope]

Wtf godslay Chips offense was top 5 each of the first 2 years and only struggled last year due to the ol sucking and the wrs leading the league in drops. It is an amazing offense.

He has to sell himself on Sanchez. It's a tough sell.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

I'm so glad I left the campus yesterday. Missed out on the upcoming riot just in time

 

[JABEE]

i wonder when the psu faithful will finally admit they were rooting for scumbags

Right after they down a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Damn forgot Hilary was coming to my hood today. Traffic was crazy

 

[effzee]

Considering cutting cable and trying Playstation Vue.

Anyone recommend it. Summer seems like the the best time to try.

 

[RellyRell28]

About to catch Civil War in a little less than an hour getting hyped.

 

[slabrock]

Joe pa knew about sanduskys abuse in 1976.

Fuck Penn State. I still can't believe they got their penalties reduced. Team needs to go SMUx50

 

[CrocMother]

About to catch Civil War in a little less than an hour getting hyped.

That's right, consume you mindless walking credit card number

Get herded into your entertainment pen with all the other sheep and CONSUMMEE

 

[BlackGhost]

About to catch Civil War in a little less than an hour getting hyped.

Fuck forgot this was tomorrow. Hmmm I'm free in the morning might have to catch a early bird special with the olds.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's right, consume you mindless walking credit card number

Get herded into your entertainment pen with all the other sheep and CONSUMMEE

/sent from my macbook

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Fuck forgot this was tomorrow. Hmmm I'm free in the morning might have to catch a early bird special with the olds.

Joining the herd?

 

[Godslay]

Wtf godslay Chips offense was top 5 each of the first 2 years and only struggled last year due to the ol sucking and the wrs leading the league in drops. It is an amazing offense.

Might produce, but not all production is created equal. Mathis was pretty vocal about it.

You can't run an offense and flame out your D or gas out your OL. It doesn't work especially long term.

Besides you don't have to defend him anymore. If it was amazing he'd still be there.

He has to sell himself on Sanchez. It's a tough sell.

We know what we are getting with Mark. He'll be a game manager/placeholder until Lynch or Siemian rides through him. How fast that happens? Guess is as good as mine.

 

[yankeehater]

Might produce, but not all production is created equal. Mathis was pretty vocal about it.

You can't run an offense and flame out your D or gas out your OL. It doesn't work especially long term.

Besides you don't have to defend him anymore. If it was amazing he'd still be there.



We know what we are getting with Mark. He'll be a game manager/placeholder until Lynch or Siemian rides through him. How fast that happens? Guess is as good as mine.

But if your offense is scoring a bunch and also gassing the other teams D it can work great. See chips first year. 10-6 with no qb and one of the worst D's in the league. I loved what chip did on offense.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I thought Chip had something during that first game against the Redskins when he started coaching the Eagles. Michael Vick looked reborn and they won the NFC East with Foles. Then it sputtered out.

 

[BlackGhost]

Joining the herd?

Old ppl are kinda the best. I work out in a gym with a high old population right now, it's kinda the greatest......

 

[CrocMother]

Old ppl are kinda the best. I work out in a gym with a high old population right now, it's kinda the greatest......

Do the ladies check you out? Do the men?

Do they thirst for your vigorous youth?

 

[Line_HTX]

Show 'em who's boss, BG

:lol

 

[yankeehater]

I thought Chip had something during that first game against the Redskins when he started coaching the Eagles. Michael Vick looked reborn and they won the NFC East with Foles. Then it sputtered out.

The second year they were 9-3 before Foles went down and buttfumble fucked it all up, but you are so right about that first year with Vick. I really wonder what would have happened if he hadn't got hurt. Man fuck Nick Foles. He was so terrible in the playoff game against the saints.