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[Dega]

Need Degas opinion on this.


Sorry Hindl YH wanted to being down the thunder. It is what it is

Dude is screwed. It won't stop at gronk either. The entire team will go down this season and they'll have to forfeit every game.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dude is screwed. It won't stop at gronk either. The entire team will go down this season and they'll have to forfeit every game.

This won't happen

 

[Dega]

This won't happen

Too late. It's law now.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Too late. It's law now.

If that happens

Stay away from wildebeests

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Poor Gronk. Madden Curse.

 

[Bread]

i have to assume that everyone that talks about a madden curse is under 16 because that's really the only explanation for it

 

[FloydtheFathead]

i have to assume that everyone that talks about a madden curse is under 16 because that's really the only explanation for it

We've had several "beat" the curse anyway.

 

[Tom Penny]

i have to assume that everyone that talks about a madden curse is under 16 because that's really the only explanation for it

Odell Beckham sucked last year. Cursed.

 

[BlackGhost]

i have to assume that everyone that talks about a madden curse is under 16 because that's really the only explanation for it

Idk, before we make assumptions like this....... I feel we should ask for Ja Rules opinions on the curse.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Idk, before we make assumptions like this....... I feel we should ask for Ja Rules opinions on the curse.

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Idk, before we make assumptions like this....... I feel we should ask for Ja Rules opinions on the curse.

Screw Ja Rule!

 

[JABEE]

Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Screw Ja Rule!

DMX > Ja Rule

Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.

Take the cover out and switch in an old cover and pretend it's an older version.

 

[Dega]

Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.

It's okay. I've never bought a madden and I turned out just fine.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.

haha

 

[JABEE]

Maybe I can justify purchasing madden due to the curse it will inflict on the Pats, but I'm not a fan of black magic.

 

[FTF]

Fuck you Madden curse

And fuck you future fuck you madden curse post

Spoiler

please stay healthy Gronk :/

 

[Pepiope]

Why would Madden purposely hurt their sales?

 

[BlackGhost]

Rip Agent Carter, this is all grovers fault. Thanks m8

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

 

[Bread]

Why would Madden purposely hurt their sales?

lmao

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Rip Agent Carter, this is all grovers fault. Thanks m8

I didn't do shit. Hayley Atwell is my third wife

I watched that show. Not my fault the rest of America didn't.

Agents of Shield gonna go soon too.

Marvel network TV taking Ls

 

[WesternHeretic]

http://www.seahawks.com/video/2016/05/12/ricardo-lockette-retirement-press-conference

Lockette retiring after that neck injury. Damn.

 

[Respect]

Gronk is the cover athlete

Fuck the Madden curse, Gronk's shirtlessness will protect him.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Maybe I can justify purchasing madden due to the curse it will inflict on the Pats, but I'm not a fan of black magic.

You don't believe in magic?

Rip Agent Carter, this is all grovers fault. Thanks m8

That's all the proof I need for to believe DMX to be superior.

 

[jbug617]

You don't believe in magic?


That's all the proof I need for to believe DMX to be superior.

Did you not hear DMX on the Drink Champs podcast? He looks and sounds very bad. Drugs messed him up big time
https://youtu.be/iojj4whdYnY

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Did you not hear DMX on the Drink Champs podcast? He looks and sounds very bad. Drugs messed him up big time
https://youtu.be/iojj4whdYnY

That sucks.. I enjoyed listening to his music..

Although damn.. Man is a huge homophobe.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Floyd, Bro fist on DMX!!!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floyd, Bro fist on DMX!!!

Ruff Ryders biiiiiiiiiiiitch

 

[Bread]

Was there ever any question that dmx was superior to ja rule

 

[Kerm 1]

Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.

Agreed. They probably have added explicit cheating to the connected Franchise mode. Play as the Cheats and you get to see your online opponents play selection, deflate your footballs and, disrupt your opponents radio communication. If it's in the game!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Agreed. They probably have added explicit cheating to the connected Franchise mode. Play as the Cheats and you get to see your online opponents play selection, deflate your footballs and, disrupt your opponents radio communication. If it's in the game!

who do you work for

 

[Euron]

Keep in mind the Madden curse doesn't only have to do with the person on the cover getting injured, it could go as far as the whole team.

After getting on the cover for Madden 15, Richard Sherman saw a season similar to the last and made it to the Super Bowl again, only to have his team suffer a tragic loss in the final moments of the game that many deem unthinkable.

After getting on the cover for Madden 11, Drew Brees and the Saints saw another great year going 11-5 yet only got the spot of wildcard and had to face the 7-9 Seahawks in Seattle, leading to a loss in the first game of the playoffs.

And then Odell got suspended a game last season for fuckery

So all this Gronk cover guarantees is that the Pats will NOT win Super Bowl LI

 

[Goro Majima]

Played a lot of Stellaris today....

Game is so legit.

 

[Dega]

Played a lot of Stellaris today....

Game is so legit.

Addict

 

[Godslay]

Keep in mind the Madden curse doesn't only have to do with the person on the cover getting injured, it could go as far as the whole team.

After getting on the cover for Madden 15, Richard Sherman saw a season similar to the last and made it to the Super Bowl again, only to have his team suffer a tragic loss in the final moments of the game that many deem unthinkable.

After getting on the cover for Madden 11, Drew Brees and the Saints saw another great year going 11-5 yet only got the spot of wildcard and had to face the 7-9 Seahawks in Seattle, leading to a loss in the first game of the playoffs.

And then Odell got suspended a game last season for fuckery

So all this Gronk cover guarantees is that the Pats will NOT win Super Bowl LI

Not to mention that in that SB, everyone on the Seahawks suffered season ending or near season ending injuries.

They were dropping like flies that day.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Keep in mind the Madden curse doesn't only have to do with the person on the cover getting injured, it could go as far as the whole team.

After getting on the cover for Madden 15, Richard Sherman saw a season similar to the last and made it to the Super Bowl again, only to have his team suffer a tragic loss in the final moments of the game that many deem unthinkable.

After getting on the cover for Madden 11, Drew Brees and the Saints saw another great year going 11-5 yet only got the spot of wildcard and had to face the 7-9 Seahawks in Seattle, leading to a loss in the first game of the playoffs.

And then Odell got suspended a game last season for fuckery

So all this Gronk cover guarantees is that the Pats will NOT win Super Bowl LI

Now.. I always hated that definition.. Because the origins of the curse have always been player being hurt or player having a subpar season and having his career hit the downward slope to eventually ending.

That's kind of cheating because if it includes every bad thing that ever happened ever in the season.

 

[Line_HTX]

Floyd, Bro fist on DMX!!!

STOP!

Drop.

 

[Godslay]

Now.. I always hated that definition.. Because the origins of the curse have always been player being hurt or player having a subpar season and having his career hit the downward slope to eventually ending.

That's kind of cheating because if it includes every bad thing that ever happened ever in the season.

Could be worse.

Peyton Hillis being on the Madden cover proved to both a proactive and retroactive curse.

 

[CrocMother]

Ja Rule + J Lo is better than DMX

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We will sacrifice a junior before the season starts to stop the curse.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Addict

If it weens him off animu games we should be happy.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Could be worse.

Peyton Hillis being on the Madden cover proved to both a proactive and retroactive curse.

I will never forget my albino rhino.

We will sacrifice a junior before the season starts to stop the curse.

Pats Culture everyone

 

[BlackGhost]

School picture day

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Cam Newton was the real star of Madden 15 and the curse actually got him instead of Sherman

Broke his ribs twice
Nearly died because of some Nazi grandma who couldn't drive
Played with the worst offensive line of his career and took an absurd number of hits
Team went 7-8-1

 

[Jarnet87]

Martellus Bennett is gonna be one hell of a fantasy pickup

 

[manfestival]

I dont get the big deal over the dab

 

[Euron]

Now.. I always hated that definition.. Because the origins of the curse have always been player being hurt or player having a subpar season and having his career hit the downward slope to eventually ending.

That's kind of cheating because if it includes every bad thing that ever happened ever in the season.

Well yeah in a way it's cheating since the player has nothing to do with it but I'm only counting things that are absolutely insane like throwing it on the 1 yard line to a game losing interception and a 7-9 team getting home field advantage.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I dont get the big deal over the dab

Well it's dead now so...

We live in the post dab era of the National Football League

What dance will Cam's influence bring to the league next year, I wonder?

(The first person to say the "bounce from the ball" shuffle gets smashed over the head with a liquor bottle, I'm not playing with you people)

 

[Goro Majima]

Addict

Yeah it's crack cocaine like I said.

Poorly timed too with the CPA exam next week.

If it weens him off animu games we should be happy.

...what animu games?

I will not have my good name sullied good sir!

 

[AngmarsKing701]

The only question is whether Gronk even makes it through preseason before getting hurt.