Dude is screwed. It won't stop at gronk either. The entire team will go down this season and they'll have to forfeit every game.
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Dude is screwed. It won't stop at gronk either. The entire team will go down this season and they'll have to forfeit every game.
Alligatorjandro
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This won't happen
Too late. It's law now.
Alligatorjandro
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MetalFearSolid
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Poor Gronk. Madden Curse.
FloydtheFathead
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We've had several "beat" the curse anyway.
Odell Beckham sucked last year. Cursed.
BlackGhost
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Idk, before we make assumptions like this....... I feel we should ask for Ja Rules opinions on the curse.
FloydtheFathead
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Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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FloydtheFathead
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DMX > Ja RuleScrew Ja Rule!
Take the cover out and switch in an old cover and pretend it's an older version.Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.
It's okay. I've never bought a madden and I turned out just fine.Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.
Alligatorjandro
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hahaLooks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.
BlackGhost
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lmao
Grover Cleveland
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Rip Agent Carter, this is all grovers fault. Thanks m8
I didn't do shit. Hayley Atwell is my third wife
I watched that show. Not my fault the rest of America didn't.
Agents of Shield gonna go soon too.
Marvel network TV taking Ls
WesternHeretic
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http://www.seahawks.com/video/2016/05/12/ricardo-lockette-retirement-press-conference
Lockette retiring after that neck injury. Damn.
Lockette retiring after that neck injury. Damn.
Gronk is the cover athlete
Fuck the Madden curse, Gronk's shirtlessness will protect him.
FloydtheFathead
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You don't believe in magic?
That's all the proof I need for to believe DMX to be superior.Rip Agent Carter, this is all grovers fault. Thanks m8
Did you not hear DMX on the Drink Champs podcast? He looks and sounds very bad. Drugs messed him up big time
https://youtu.be/iojj4whdYnY
FloydtheFathead
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That sucks.. I enjoyed listening to his music..
Although damn.. Man is a huge homophobe.
sf2fanatic
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Floyd, Bro fist on DMX!!!
FloydtheFathead
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Ruff Ryders biiiiiiiiiiiitch
Looks like I can't in good conscience purchase Madden.
Agreed. They probably have added explicit cheating to the connected Franchise mode. Play as the Cheats and you get to see your online opponents play selection, deflate your footballs and, disrupt your opponents radio communication. If it's in the game!
Alligatorjandro
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who do you work for
Keep in mind the Madden curse doesn't only have to do with the person on the cover getting injured, it could go as far as the whole team.
After getting on the cover for Madden 15, Richard Sherman saw a season similar to the last and made it to the Super Bowl again, only to have his team suffer a tragic loss in the final moments of the game that many deem unthinkable.
After getting on the cover for Madden 11, Drew Brees and the Saints saw another great year going 11-5 yet only got the spot of wildcard and had to face the 7-9 Seahawks in Seattle, leading to a loss in the first game of the playoffs.
And then Odell got suspended a game last season for fuckery
So all this Gronk cover guarantees is that the Pats will NOT win Super Bowl LI
After getting on the cover for Madden 15, Richard Sherman saw a season similar to the last and made it to the Super Bowl again, only to have his team suffer a tragic loss in the final moments of the game that many deem unthinkable.
After getting on the cover for Madden 11, Drew Brees and the Saints saw another great year going 11-5 yet only got the spot of wildcard and had to face the 7-9 Seahawks in Seattle, leading to a loss in the first game of the playoffs.
And then Odell got suspended a game last season for fuckery
So all this Gronk cover guarantees is that the Pats will NOT win Super Bowl LI
Goro Majima
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Played a lot of Stellaris today....
Game is so legit.
Game is so legit.
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Not to mention that in that SB, everyone on the Seahawks suffered season ending or near season ending injuries.
They were dropping like flies that day.
FloydtheFathead
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Now.. I always hated that definition.. Because the origins of the curse have always been player being hurt or player having a subpar season and having his career hit the downward slope to eventually ending.
That's kind of cheating because if it includes every bad thing that ever happened ever in the season.
Could be worse.
Peyton Hillis being on the Madden cover proved to both a proactive and retroactive curse.
CrocMother
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Ja Rule + J Lo is better than DMX
Alligatorjandro
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We will sacrifice a junior before the season starts to stop the curse.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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If it weens him off animu games we should be happy.
FloydtheFathead
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BlackGhost
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School picture day
Grover Cleveland
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Cam Newton was the real star of Madden 15 and the curse actually got him instead of Sherman
Broke his ribs twice
Nearly died because of some Nazi grandma who couldn't drive
Played with the worst offensive line of his career and took an absurd number of hits
Team went 7-8-1
Broke his ribs twice
Nearly died because of some Nazi grandma who couldn't drive
Played with the worst offensive line of his career and took an absurd number of hits
Team went 7-8-1
manfestival
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I dont get the big deal over the dab
Well yeah in a way it's cheating since the player has nothing to do with it but I'm only counting things that are absolutely insane like throwing it on the 1 yard line to a game losing interception and a 7-9 team getting home field advantage.
Grover Cleveland
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Well it's dead now so...
We live in the post dab era of the National Football League
What dance will Cam's influence bring to the league next year, I wonder?
(The first person to say the "bounce from the ball" shuffle gets smashed over the head with a liquor bottle, I'm not playing with you people)
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Yeah it's crack cocaine like I said.
Poorly timed too with the CPA exam next week.
...what animu games?
I will not have my good name sullied good sir!
AngmarsKing701
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The only question is whether Gronk even makes it through preseason before getting hurt.
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