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NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT3| - With the 29th pick of the 2016 NFL draft...

FMT is a dad! How best to celebrate?


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You guys are going to think I am crazy, but I think porn is much better suited for low res movies.

The girls look a lot hotter when it is sub 480p. On the downside you can't see the dick pimples if you are into that sort of thing.
Michael-Scott-Closes-The-Door-Awkwardly-On-The-Office.gif
 
Are the australian salt water crocs the largest or is it nile crocs?

In either case I am pretty sure the big ass ones are going to fuck up an alligators shit.

Also fuck these morons who bring these dangerous ass animals as pets and then release them when they get to the size that they are worried about getting eaten.
Quick Google search says that it's the saltwater crocs are bigger with Nile being the biggest.

Also yes.. Agreed with that second point. Gonna have super crocs now because of idiots.. We have justification to cordon off Florida from the rest of the country.. Let's do it.
 

MechDX

Member
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
Among the cities still considered for hosting the draft in 2017 & 2018: Philly, Denver, Dallas, Atlanta, LA, and Chicago (long shot).

Hope Philly gets it for 2017 since Cleveland owns all their high draft picks
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
What does a GIF showing the door being shut on Lebron's chance of bringing a title to Cleveland have to do with my post about porn?

BG isn't going to survive this series if the Cavs lose. The disrespect will actually manifest physically and crush him to death.
 

bionic77

Member
BG isn't going to survive this series if the Cavs lose. The disrespect will actually manifest physically and crush him to death.
Don't say that.

i wanted the Raptors to win (though I can never actually see that happening) but if that means BG dying now I have to root for the Cavs.
 

Tom Penny

Member
Raps ain't winning that series. I'm pretty sure when a team shoots two FT in 4 quarters and goes 3 straight quarters with zero the NBA is not on your side. It's basically miraculous they were able to win two games. Raps I believe we're also the number one team in the league at getting to the line...
 

Eleuin

Member
You guys are going to think I am crazy, but I think porn is much better suited for low res movies.

The girls look a lot hotter when it is sub 480p. On the downside you can't see the dick pimples if you are into that sort of thing.
Man you are an old
 
You know I will. But in a nice way.

"Hey Foles, my friend from Philly want's you to know he is over you and wishes you the best on future endeavors".

Fucking lol, you think anybody who was in Philly for even a brief period is going to believe someone else in Philly was that polite
 

gutshot

Member
Rueben Randle had his gallbladder removed. I'm guessing that is what has been holding him back all this time, expecting a huge breakout year from him.
 
Raps ain't winning that series. I'm pretty sure when a team shoots two FT in 4 quarters and goes 3 straight quarters with zero the NBA is not on your side. It's basically miraculous they were able to win two games. Raps I believe we're also the number one team in the league at getting to the line...

The Raptors just need Lebron to keep shrinking at the end of games. 0/1 with no points the last 5 minutes last night.
 

Striker

Member
Rueben Randle had his gallbladder removed. I'm guessing that is what has been holding him back all this time, expecting a huge breakout year from him.
Did he get robotic knees implanted? That has bothered him physically.

Also

Art Stapleton ‏@art_stapleton 5m5 minutes ago

Did not see Bobby Hart take one snap at guard in today's 1st OTA practice. Appeared to be exclusively at RT, got some 1st tm reps there #NYG
#gobobby
 

DMczaf

Member
Signed my contract for my promotion yesterday.

I'm an old rich now like Bionic!

Now I just need a wife who loves expensive purses and ugly ass carpets
 

Bread

Banned
Signed my contract for my promotion yesterday.

I'm an old rich now like Bionic!

Now I just need a wife who loves expensive purses and ugly ass carpets
Congrats, you are a valued member of our team and I'm happy you agreed to such a low ball deal!
 
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