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[Futurevoid]

PFF's list of worst off season moves.

10. Vikings assembling the best O-line of 2012…in 2016
9. Eagles handing Chase Daniel a $21 million contract to be a No. 3 QB
8. Falcons drafting Keanu Neal in the first round
7. Browns rolling into 2016 with RG III as the presumptive starter at QB
6. Seahawks drafting Germain Ifedi in the first round
5. Giants making Janoris Jenkins one of the best-paid CBs (five years, $62.5 million, $29 million guaranteed)
4. Jets drafting QB Christian Hackenberg in the second round
3. Falcons signing WR Mohamed Sanu to a five-year, $32.5 million contract
2. Buccaneers drafting a kicker in the second round
1. Texans handing Brock Osweiler $72 million based on seven games

no lies detected

Jenkins did indeed get overpaid to hell and back but when you've got 60 million in cap space, a cap floor, years of poor drafting and the worst defense in the NFL that easily cost you at least 4 wins last season....yeah, you're going to overpay.

 

[SlackAdjuster]

I feel like we can take the browns out of the top 10 and put the Dolphins for their terrible draft/FA period

Yeah, it's not like we really had any better options at the moment.

 

[Himynameischris]

Yeah, it's not like we really had any better options at the moment.

Yeah you guys are getting a lot of shit for actually doing a smart signing,

Jenkins did indeed get overpaid to hell and back but when you've got 60 million in cap space, a cap floor, years of poor drafting and the worst defense in the NFL that easily cost you at least 4 wins last season....yeah, you're going to overpay.

I'd said overpaying for OV was a worst mistake.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The Browns merely existing will automatically guarantee them a place in every "top 10 worst offseason moves" list from now until the end of time.

 

[WanderingWind]

Buffalo isn't on the a top 10 worst list. This is basically the greatest day in franchise history.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Buffalo isn't on the a top 10 worst list. This is basically the greatest day in franchise history.

Capitalize. Treat Tyrod well and give him a big contract

 

[Bread]

Buffalo isn't on the a top 10 worst list. This is basically the greatest day in franchise history.

and brad stevens got a contract extension

what a day!

 

[Pepiope]

Sadly no. Chase will be an Eagle for 2 years. His dead money in year 3 is only $1m so that is when he will be gone. It just sucks cause that is money that should be going to the holding on to Cox fund.

I don't worry about the cap with Howie. Daniel is not even a #3 here. He's the #2 and he's going to be teaching the offense. In a non contending year I see no problem paying for a guy like that. I see a problem with bringing Bradford back if the plan was to move up, but at the time the opportunity wasn't available.

 

[WanderingWind]

Capitalize. Treat Tyrod well and give him a big contract

and brad stevens got a contract extension

what a day!

What's fun is both of these have the same reply. I hope it works out and the wheels aren't already falling off their respective wagons. The Celtics are in prime position to just drop all the money on a top FA...

Buffalo, well, we gave an infinite contract on a QB that did really well for a year and half. I think they just got out from under that what, last year? We'll see. If he does well and they don't open their wallets, I'll be annoyed, but not surprised.

 

[Mindlog]

Team #RG3. This isn't the Brown's year. With Fitz there's too high of a chance they accidentally win a few games. RG III is a win/win.

2019. That's when the Browns actually try to put that winning season together.

Look forward to Aguayo missing his first kick. The bobbleheads will be out in force yet no one will remember the other no talent clowns drafted in the second round when Aguayo is inducted. :denial

 

[PanicFreak]

PFF's list of worst off season moves.

10. Vikings assembling the best O-line of 2012…in 2016
9. Eagles handing Chase Daniel a $21 million contract to be a No. 3 QB
8. Falcons drafting Keanu Neal in the first round
7. Browns rolling into 2016 with RG III as the presumptive starter at QB
6. Seahawks drafting Germain Ifedi in the first round
5. Giants making Janoris Jenkins one of the best-paid CBs (five years, $62.5 million, $29 million guaranteed)
4. Jets drafting QB Christian Hackenberg in the second round
3. Falcons signing WR Mohamed Sanu to a five-year, $32.5 million contract
2. Buccaneers drafting a kicker in the second round
1. Texans handing Brock Osweiler $72 million based on seven games

no lies detected

Elway. The God.

 

[DMczaf]

2. Buccaneers drafting a kicker in the second round
1. Texans handing Brock Osweiler $72 million based on seven games

We aren't #1!

 

[CrocMother]

I'm at a conference in downtown austin. I'm on foot, where should I go for my bbq/tex-mex fix?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm at a conference in downtown austin. I'm on foot, where should I go for my bbq/tex-mex fix?

Chilis

 

[Futurevoid]

I'd said overpaying for OV was a worst mistake.

We'll see.

...and if he lights it up this year opposite JPP? You willing to eat a plate of crow if that's the case?

He still isn't going to be worth the ridiculous overpay regardless.At least its nothing more than a two year deal and the team can move on from it easily past that point. Its just 52 million wasted if that's the case. Shitty but not cap strangling with the way the deal is structured.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Whoops:

1000s of NFL player medical records stolen from Redskins trainer's unencrypted laptop

 

[Futurevoid]

Whoops:

1000s of NFL player medical records stolen from Redskins trainer's unencrypted laptop

..was he on the Clinton email server?

 

[chuckddd]

Whoops:

1000s of NFL player medical records stolen from Redskins trainer's unencrypted laptop

How long until we find out the medical reasons why some of these guys plummeted in the draft?

 

[Himynameischris]

We'll see.

...and if he lights it up this year opposite JPP? You willing to eat a plate of crow if that's the case?

He still isn't going to be worth the ridiculous overpay regardless.At least its nothing more than a two year deal and the team can move on from it easily past that point. Its just 52 million wasted if that's the case. Shitty but not cap strangling with the way the deal is structured.

Considering how other players that left the Dolphins go on to have great careers with other teams I expect him to make the HOF so yes I'll eat that crow

Spoiler

but I'm pretty sure I'll be ok with my prediction

 

[Striker]

He got an outrageous pay, but I was okay with the OV signing. The pass rush was straight ass last year. Damon Harrison got some big bucks too and he's alright in my book. Should at the very least help keep the LB's clean (just don't miss the tackle, brehs). But Jenkins is a gambler and they'll need OV, JPP, Big Hank, etc. to get some pass rush going otherwise he will get burned. Would have been nice if Prince could stay healthy for once and re-signed him but that wasn't happening.

 

[DMczaf]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

 

[WanderingWind]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

What went wrong in your childhood to make you this way

 

[WesternHeretic]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

GTFO!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Whoops:

1000s of NFL player medical records stolen from Redskins trainer's unencrypted laptop

Every new bit of info about the NFL/its teams/its players/its staff makes me think more and more that it's just completely incompetent in every way

Like how do you consistently fuck up this much. You have every major player's medical history on a random trainer's laptop that isn't even secure, and that's not considered a problem or out of the ordinary

 

[RBH]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

A day in the life of a Bucs fan.

 

[rando14]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

First you were lying about your coworkers hitting on you, and now you're lying about BBQ!!

What next are you going to lie about!!

(P.S. We all know you wear a toupee, just take it off already)

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Whoops:

1000s of NFL player medical records stolen from Redskins trainer's unencrypted laptop

We'll find out if DM should get tested for anything since Kirk Cousins went balls deep in him last season.

 

[WesternHeretic]

You know which BBQ spot has the best ribs in America?

Chili's

BTW I see that you're going to EDC this year. Have fun! I couldn't get time off... FML.

 

[BigAT]

What went wrong in your childhood to make you this way

His team traded up to take a kicker.

 

[WanderingWind]

His team traded up to take a kicker.

Oh, right. Sorry for your loss DM.

 

[RBH]

Hey DMczaf, check out this cool Bucs video that I found today!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeWvPaVOOI

 

[Syrinx]

Hey DMczaf, check out this cool Bucs video that I found today!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeWvPaVOOI

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205193920&postcount=8112

 

[Bread]

Chilis has the best BBQ and Sbarro has the best slice

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Chilis has the best BBQ and Sbarro has the best slice

Rice in burritos confirmed as best.

 

[Fox318]

Hey DMczaf, check out this cool Bucs video that I found today!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeWvPaVOOI

DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS SECRET

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Sports On Earth - Nine best quarterbacks from the '90s

1. John Elway, Broncos, 1990-98
2. Steve Young, 49ers, 1990-99
3. Troy Aikman, Cowboys, 1990-99
4. Brett Favre, Packers, 1992-99
5. Dan Marino, Dolphins, 1990-99
6. Jim Kelly, Bills, 1990-96
7. Warren Moon, Oilers/Vikings/Seahawks, 1990-98
8. Randall Cunningham, Eagles/Vikings, 1990-99
9. Drew Bledsoe, Patriots, 1993-99

Honorable Mention: Kurt Warner, St. Louis Rams, 1999

 

[Fox318]

Sports On Earth - Nine best quarterbacks from the '90s

1. John Elway, Broncos, 1990-98
2. Steve Young, 49ers, 1990-99
3. Troy Aikman, Cowboys, 1990-99
4. Brett Favre, Packers, 1992-99
5. Dan Marino, Dolphins, 1990-99
6. Jim Kelly, Bills, 1990-96
7. Warren Moon, Oilers/Vikings/Seahawks, 1990-98
8. Randall Cunningham, Eagles/Vikings, 1990-99
9. Drew Bledsoe, Patriots, 1993-99

Honorable Mention: Kurt Warner, St. Louis Rams, 1999

Kelly should switch spots with Aikman

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Sports On Earth - Nine best quarterbacks from the '90s

1. John Elway, Broncos, 1990-98
2. Steve Young, 49ers, 1990-99
3. Troy Aikman, Cowboys, 1990-99
4. Brett Favre, Packers, 1992-99
5. Dan Marino, Dolphins, 1990-99
6. Jim Kelly, Bills, 1990-96
7. Warren Moon, Oilers/Vikings/Seahawks, 1990-98
8. Randall Cunningham, Eagles/Vikings, 1990-99
9. Drew Bledsoe, Patriots, 1993-99

Honorable Mention: Kurt Warner, St. Louis Rams, 1999

Mark Rypien not being on that list is disgusting.

 

[jmdajr]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

edit:link fixed

 

[Kastrioti]

Sports On Earth - Nine best quarterbacks from the '90s

1. John Elway, Broncos, 1990-98
2. Steve Young, 49ers, 1990-99
3. Troy Aikman, Cowboys, 1990-99
4. Brett Favre, Packers, 1992-99
5. Dan Marino, Dolphins, 1990-99
6. Jim Kelly, Bills, 1990-96
7. Warren Moon, Oilers/Vikings/Seahawks, 1990-98
8. Randall Cunningham, Eagles/Vikings, 1990-99
9. Drew Bledsoe, Patriots, 1993-99

Honorable Mention: Kurt Warner, St. Louis Rams, 1999

Where's Scott Mitchell?

Edit: Real talk though I'd put Favre at #2 ahead of Young and Aikman. And Marino, Kelly and Warner ahead of Aikman.

I'd almost put Favre at #1.

 

[Himynameischris]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

Your link don't work but gat damn

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

She likes the splash brothers
So ima smash, brother

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Your link don't work but gat damn

Tread lightly with the replies on this one gentlemen, the responses to those kinds of stories get cracked down hard. There was one a week or two ago that became a graveyard quickly.

 

[Himynameischris]

Tread lightly with the replies on this one gentlemen, the responses to those kinds of stories get cracked down hard. There was one a week or two ago that became a graveyard quickly.

That's all I will say in the matter,


Hey Xia, is it still 300 posts to become a full time member?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

Criminal

 

[BlackGhost]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

Golden State Fans are the worst.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Tread lightly with the replies on this one gentlemen, the responses to those kinds of stories get cracked down hard. There was one a week or two ago that became a graveyard quickly.

Is there a thread for it?

Also is making fun of DM over Roberto Aguayo still kosher?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Is there a thread for it?

Also is making fun of DM over Roberto Aguayo still kosher?

Didn't see a thread for this most recent incident yet. When it inevitably comes up, I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens.

And drafting a kicker in the second round is never exempt.

Hey Xia, is it still 300 posts to become a full time member?

I think so? I think there's a minimum time as well.

 

[Goro Majima]

Sports On Earth - Nine best quarterbacks from the '90s

1. John Elway, Broncos, 1990-98
2. Steve Young, 49ers, 1990-99
3. Troy Aikman, Cowboys, 1990-99
4. Brett Favre, Packers, 1992-99
5. Dan Marino, Dolphins, 1990-99
6. Jim Kelly, Bills, 1990-96
7. Warren Moon, Oilers/Vikings/Seahawks, 1990-98
8. Randall Cunningham, Eagles/Vikings, 1990-99
9. Drew Bledsoe, Patriots, 1993-99

Honorable Mention: Kurt Warner, St. Louis Rams, 1999

List is shit and Favre should be #1

Dude had three consecutive MVPs and a Super Bowl win.

 

[Hindl]

Teacher accused of sex with teen student turns herself in

Teachers these days.

edit:link fixed

Holy shit she was gonna have a child with a 14 year old? And when Child Services started snooping she got an abortion?!