PanicFreak
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Let him follow a recent tradition and go to the Broncos where he will win three Super Bowls.
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NFL 2016 Week 15 |OT| We didn't do it
- Thread starter BlackGhost
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Let him follow a recent tradition and go to the Broncos where he will win three Super Bowls.
i drink with my coworkers outside of work so this will just be like that except i'm not paying. what's not to like about that!?Maybe I work with a bunch of mostly lame ass people but does anyone like their x-mas parties?
Unless you are my friend who gets to party at the White House with Biden/Obama x-mas parties are pretty lame IMHO.
oh you should!I'm expecting inappropriate snaps
Mackenzie 92
Member
Had shawerma for lunch, t'was good
where from? we only have broilers here and it's so so at best
CrocMother
Banned
There's always that one coworker that can't hold their liquor.
yankeehater
Member
There's always that one coworker that can't hold their liquor.
Hey grovo has a name.
PanicFreak
Member
There's always that one coworker that can't hold their liquor.
My favorite part of this story is all of the details.
i have one goal in mind and it's not to be that guyThere's always that one coworker that can't hold their liquor.
Nemesis121
Member
I still own NFL2K5, i have a modded xbox and used Trainers to make Eli awesome like he was in 2011 season, recently i played it and just played Rookie Eli since he's no different from current Eli..
Only fun seeing rookies not listen and get banged up and call in and get fired or attempt to work hungover.Maybe I work with a bunch of mostly lame ass people but does anyone like their x-mas parties?
Unless you are my friend who gets to party at the White House with Biden/Obama x-mas parties are pretty lame IMHO.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Get turnti have one goal in mind and it's not to be that guy
sf2fanatic
Member
That's DM in the NFLGAF companyThere's always that one coworker that can't hold their liquor.
CrocMother
Banned
Adam SchefterVerified account
‏@AdamSchefter
Browns claimed promising rookie RB Darius Jackson on waivers one day after Dallas released him to make room for Darren McFadden, per source.
....dammit, Farooq was right
All the gifts at our party go to the staff people.I finally went this year after 5 years at the company, it was pretty lame they do give out good gifts though so it worth it for that at least
Usually there is some kind of raffle and there are always hard feelings at whoever wins a Wii or iPad or whatever the fuck the good prizes are versus the people who get the 25 dollars Starbucks card or some giant ass garbage gift basket.
The reason the party is lame is became I like to talk about the other people at the office with my friends it would be awkward to talk about how bad so and so's secretary's death breath is with her sitting at the table right next to me. They have also set limits on alcohol based on past Christmas parties.
CrocMother
Banned
All the gifts at our party go to the staff people.
Usually there is some kind of raffle and there are always hard feelings at whoever wins a Wii or iPad or whatever the fuck the good prizes are versus the people who get the 25 dollars Starbucks card or some giant ass garbage gift basket.
The reason the party is lame is became I like to talk about the other people at the office with my friends it would be awkward to talk about how bad so and so's secretary's death breath is with her sitting at the table right next to me. They have also set limits on alcohol based on past Christmas parties.
If you have high income disparity throughout the office, it's going to be awkward. What does a lawyer have to talk about with their secretary at a party?
Great quote from this article http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...detroit-lions-pro-bowl-pointless-move-orlando
Darius Slay (about the pro-bowl leaving Hawaii) -
"That's why I wanted to go. I'd rather just get the All-Pro status and don't go Pro Bowl. Because I just really wanted to go to Hawaii, really wanted to just to go to Hawaii for the free."
Darius Slay (about the pro-bowl leaving Hawaii) -
"That's why I wanted to go. I'd rather just get the All-Pro status and don't go Pro Bowl. Because I just really wanted to go to Hawaii, really wanted to just to go to Hawaii for the free."
FloydtheFathead
Member
I'm the president.. I can't be fired...One F fired, one F to go *waves
AbortedWalrusFetus
Member
If you have high income disparity throughout the office, it's going to be awkward. What does a lawyer have to talk about with their secretary at a party?
My wife is a fundraiser and has mastered the art of talking to anyone and everyone. It's absolutely amazing and I am mystified at her abilities.
Himynameischris
Member
where from? we only have broilers here and it's so so at best
Zankou chicken, it's a chain but it was still very good
:lolMy wife is a fundraiser and has mastered the art of talking to anyone and everyone. It's absolutely amazing and I am mystified at her abilities.
That is not an ability. That is common sense.
And I won't say anything about your wife but a lot of people who have the task of dealing with people or selling things are hot ass chicks who just flirt with everyone. It is amazing how effective it is.
Usually families or dogs is the main conversation. That and people we hate.If you have high income disparity throughout the office, it's going to be awkward. What does a lawyer have to talk about with their secretary at a party?
But most people are just so boring that it is bore to sit with them. Why should I always have to carry the load of entertaining people? Sometimes I just want to sit in my shorts and t-shirt and just watch Big Trouble in Little China while drinking some coffee!
Grover Cleveland
Member
Maybe I work with a bunch of mostly lame ass people but does anyone like their x-mas parties?
Unless you are my friend who gets to party at the White House with Biden/Obama x-mas parties are pretty lame IMHO.
My office party requires a paid trip to Sunny San Diego so...
Nemesis121
Member
My wife is a fundraiser and has mastered the art of talking to anyone and everyone. It's absolutely amazing and I am mystified at her abilities.
Did your wife teach Trump how to speak to black people? he just swindled Jim Brown and Kanye West..
sf2fanatic
Member
Don't over due it on Fuzzy Navels Bead.
I am amazed at your ability.I'll talk to anyone
I don't give a fuuuuck
Get back to me when you can get people to do what you want to do.
sf2fanatic
Member
Show them the tent..I'll talk to anyone
I don't give a fuuuuck
Himynameischris
Member
All the gifts at our party go to the staff people.
Usually there is some kind of raffle and there are always hard feelings at whoever wins a Wii or iPad or whatever the fuck the good prizes are versus the people who get the 25 dollars Starbucks card or some giant ass garbage gift basket.
The reason the party is lame is became I like to talk about the other people at the office with my friends it would be awkward to talk about how bad so and so's secretary's death breath is with her sitting at the table right next to me. They have also set limits on alcohol based on past Christmas parties.
For mine only the top senior management don't get gifts, we are a pretty small company though so most people know each other and are good friends, still I just ended up hanging out with the co-workers I usually go to lunch with or hang out with after work anyways so it's just a giant waste of time, oh and the food always sucks too.
got you to quote me, biiiiitchI am amazed at your ability.
Get back to me when you can get people to do what you want to do.
and inside the tent there's no talkingShow them the tent..
all business
Himynameischris
Member
We doing it!
@AdamHBeasley 41m41 minutes ago
Xavien Howard isn't on today's injury report. That's significant.
If your intent was to get me to disparage you then you are truly something and possibly a master.got you to quote me, biiiiitch
Himynameischris
Member
If your intent was to get me to disparage you then you are truly something and possibly a master.
He is the alpha and the omega...the first and last of his kind....what peak human excellence would be if he were human...he is...
greg.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Greg and bionic need to play their table tennis match already.
At this point it would be like when Pacquaio finally fought Mayweather (which one is Pac and which one is Mayweather hmmm) after 5 years of dodging each other, but its better than nothing.
At this point it would be like when Pacquaio finally fought Mayweather (which one is Pac and which one is Mayweather hmmm) after 5 years of dodging each other, but its better than nothing.
My office party requires a paid trip to Sunny San Diego so...
My Buddies going on a multi golf course trip for his boss retiring / X-Mas. He gets to play Pebble Beach among others. Lucky fuck.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
i have been in VR training to face off against greg in ping pong
the only problem is that their top difficulty is "master", they need to add a tougher one called "greg".
You want to meet up and maybe hit some balls? We can do it in private, so no need to be embarrassed.
Himynameischris
Member
If I ever discover a planet or star of some type I'm going to call it greg.
Zach Berman ✔ @ZBerm
Brandon Brooks said he suffers from anxiety. It's from his obsession with football, he said. He is receiving treatment.
8:09 PM - 14 Dec 2016
Reuben Frank ✔ @RoobCSN
Brooks: "I'm not ashamed. I'm not embarrassed. It's life. I'll get through this." Said already on medications to help.
8:06 PM - 14 Dec 2016 · Philadelphia, PA
Damn, hope the dude gets everything worked out. Anxiety is no joke
Is Okwara as good as Collinsworth was saying?
It was one game but it's encouraging to see him playing well against very good competition.
He's easily surpassed Owa Odighizuwa who was last year's 3rd rd pick, and he was an UDFA this year.
re: contract years
Hakeem Nicks' one is so disappointing. He played not to get injured and sucked hard.
Himynameischris
Member
@phillip_heilman
Blake Bortles on having interceptions returned for touchdowns past three games against Texans: "I've gotta be a better tackler."
When you have your priorities in order.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
We just had our holiday part. I got my secret Santa person the full discography of Dru Hill. They scored.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Playoff clinching scenarios for the week
NFC:
Cowboys already have clinched a spot. Can clinch division and bye with a win/tie and a Giants loss, clinch homefield with a win and a Giants/Lions tie
Lions clinch division with a win and Packers loss, or a tie, Packers loss, and Vikings loss or tie
Seahawks clinch division with win/tie or Cards loss/tie
Giants enter with win, Skins loss, and Vikings and Packers losing or tying
AFC:
Pats clinch division with win/tie or Dolphins loss/tie. Clinch bye with the same, plus a Chiefs win or a Steelers loss/tie
Chiefs enter with win; tie and Dolphins loss; tie and Broncos loss or tie; or Broncos losing and Pats or Ravens losing/tying
Raiders enter with win; tie and Dolphins or Broncos losing; them, Broncos, and Dolphins tying; them and Dolphins tying, with Chiefs winning; Dolphins and Broncos losing, and either the Steelers or Ravens losing/tying; or Dolphins losing, Chiefs winning/tying, and either Steelers or Ravens losing/tying
TL;DR Seahawks, Pats, Chiefs and Raiders control their destiny
NFC:
Cowboys already have clinched a spot. Can clinch division and bye with a win/tie and a Giants loss, clinch homefield with a win and a Giants/Lions tie
Lions clinch division with a win and Packers loss, or a tie, Packers loss, and Vikings loss or tie
Seahawks clinch division with win/tie or Cards loss/tie
Giants enter with win, Skins loss, and Vikings and Packers losing or tying
AFC:
Pats clinch division with win/tie or Dolphins loss/tie. Clinch bye with the same, plus a Chiefs win or a Steelers loss/tie
Chiefs enter with win; tie and Dolphins loss; tie and Broncos loss or tie; or Broncos losing and Pats or Ravens losing/tying
Raiders enter with win; tie and Dolphins or Broncos losing; them, Broncos, and Dolphins tying; them and Dolphins tying, with Chiefs winning; Dolphins and Broncos losing, and either the Steelers or Ravens losing/tying; or Dolphins losing, Chiefs winning/tying, and either Steelers or Ravens losing/tying
TL;DR Seahawks, Pats, Chiefs and Raiders control their destiny
When you have your priorities in order.
That's about the worst answer you can give to that question.
Maybe Jameis and him can exchange pussy grabbing techniques.Looking forward to Ray Rice's meeting with Trump
Nemesis121
Member
Playoff clinching scenarios for the week
Giants enter with win, Skins loss, and Vikings and Packers losing or tying
y
So i need Colts, Panthers, Bears, along with a Giants win to get into the playoffs, week 16 it is then,
That's about the worst answer you can give to that question.
My teammates gotta be better tacklers.