Pretty sure the Trumpriots are androids. One breaks or deflates a football or gets suspended for cheating, just pop another model out there. Everything runs like clockwork under the watchful gaze of the Sith Lord.
There's just no excitement. They are a machine, not a football team. And when Edelman stops running on a route, Brady tears him a new one, but when Brady throws a lazy pick in the end zone, no one is on his case. They probably all know Gisele is putting the pegger away for the night when he makes a play like that.