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[bionic77]

I think the Switch is doomed. I'm just going to enjoy the few games the JCB get.

Civilization might be doomed too.

Switch is still a beacon of hope.

We going to be like the Nintendo64 kid when our Amazon packages come on the 3rd!

 

[Hindl]

The Switch is a really cool concept that just isn't ready to go into production yet. So many half-baked features or shit that isn't ready, and the price is crazy. I think it'll probably sell between Gamecube and N64 numbers. Unless a few years in they fix all of the dumb shit they did and cut the cost

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Chris Long skipping the White House

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Chris Long skipping the White House

Good, perfect world would be that everybody refuses to go.

 

[Farooq]

Man, you guys are silly for hoping a console is going save us.

Our only hope is a wormhole to another universe just like ours except Hilary and Atlanta won (call it universe B). We then introduce ourselves to our universe B counterparts (if they exist), seduce ourselves, have sex with ourselves, and then kill our universe B counterparts.

The seduction makes it easier to kill your counterpart, ask yourself if a version of you came from another universe, wouldn't you be a little curious? The sex isn't required but this may be your only chance to have sex with yourself. Why do you have to kill your counterpart? Because that bastard is probably going to realize you came for his glorious life where the Nazis didn't win.

 

[Sanjuro]

I think Sega coming out with a new console would be our only real hope at this.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Man, you guys are silly for hoping a console is going save us.

Our only hope is a wormhole to another universe just like ours except Hilary and Atlanta won (call it universe B). We then introduce ourselves to our universe B counterparts (if they exist), seduce ourselves, have sex with ourselves, and then kill our universe B counterparts.

The seduction makes it easier to kill your counterpart, ask yourself if a version of you came from another universe, wouldn't you be a little curious? The sex isn't required but this may be your only chance to have sex with yourself. Why do you have to kill your counterpart? Because that bastard is probably going to realize you came for his glorious life where the Nazi's didn't win.

You're crazy Farooq.

I mean, seriously. Why wouldn't I imaging a dimension where the Steelers beat the Cheaters on their way to their 7th Lombardi?

 

[Tom Penny]

So Hightower turned down an extension from the Pats. Give that money to Butler and tag him...

 

[bionic77]

Farooq is crazy. He lost me at having sex with ourselves. That is some fucked up shit.

Stick to something tangible like the Switch. That is what I am doing.

If you cray then pray in the corner for the sex wormhole like Farooq. I will take salvation in any form I can get so save me a spot if you guys get a ticket to the wormhole!

 

[WedgeX]

Man, you guys are silly for hoping a console is going save us.

Our only hope is a wormhole to another universe just like ours except Hilary and Atlanta won (call it universe B). We then introduce ourselves to our universe B counterparts (if they exist), seduce ourselves, have sex with ourselves, and then kill our universe B counterparts.

The seduction makes it easier to kill your counterpart, ask yourself if a version of you came from another universe, wouldn't you be a little curious? The sex isn't required but this may be your only chance to have sex with yourself. Why do you have to kill your counterpart? Because that bastard is probably going to realize you came for his glorious life where the Nazis didn't win.

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Farooq]

Farooq is crazy. He lost me at having sex with ourselves. That is some fucked up shit.

Stick to something tangible like the Switch. That is what I am doing.

If you cray then pray in the corner for the sex wormhole like Farooq. I will take salvation in any form I can get so save me a spot if you guys get a ticket to the wormhole!

Bionic77 comes from another universe and introduces himself to you. At first you are alarmed, but then you guys start talking and it is amazing on how many things you agree with. You guys go rock climbing together, picnics, play rocket league. You have been waiting for this person your entire life.

One day you guys are alone by a fire while Hilary Clinton address the nation, you drop something and your universe B counterpart reaches for your hand. Can't avoid that shit.

 

[bionic77]

Bionic77 comes from another universe and introduces himself to you. At first you are alarmed, but then you guys start talking and it is amazing on how many things you agree with. You guys go rock climbing together, picnics, play rocket league. You have been waiting for this person your entire life.

One day you guys are alone by a fire while Hilary Clinton address the nation, you drop something and your universe B counterpart reaches for your hand. Can't avoid that shit.

I have seen that dude in the mirror and never had that reaction.

Would much rather let the girls play with my ice cubes and Switch on the rooftop like a JCB do.

 

[Fantomex]

Hey guys hows....

 

[yankeehater]

Hey guys hows....

Yep. Every single time I am sure that this thread cant get worse it does.

 

[Farooq]

lmao, I ruined this thread.

Look the sex isn't required the seduction is just an easy way to kill your counterpart because eventually he/she is going to kill you. But since this the only time you will probably be with another version of yourself, you only live once right?

 

[Bread]

i would like to subscribe to farooq's newsletter

 

[Goro Majima]

Yep. Every single time I am sure that this thread cant get worse it does.

It's just NFL GAF after dark

Except it's just a little after 10am

WTF guys...you're like 14 hours too early

 

[Sanjuro]

NFL GAF Up All Night

 

[bionic77]

Alright guys. You can pray to the wormhole and fantasize about sexing yourself (i.e. the Farooq way).

OR, you can get your Switch pre-order in, get yourself and all the ladies serviced, and be a legit JCB (everyone except Floy, we gots to have the standards).

The choice is yours.

I am going with the JoyCons myself.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You know it's the Offseason when cats are writing up novels about fucking an alternate dimension version of themselves.

 

[Farooq]

You know it's the Offseason when cats are writing up novels about fucking an alternate dimension version of themselves.

To escape the Nazis. This is my first attempt at fiction too.

 

[Hindl]

It's like a race to the bottom for weirdness and debauchery between this and the Giant Bomb thread

 

[yankeehater]

If 5 years ago I had told you guys that having sex with your self was going to be put forth as a plausible plan to escape the nazi's running the US would anyone have believed it?

 

[Bread]

It's like a race to the bottom for weirdness and debauchery between this and the Giant Bomb thread

this thread is more of a power bottom

 

[Jarnet87]

We are three weeks away from people paying $40 for Street Fighter 2. My Joycons are third party prohibited.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Man, you guys are silly for hoping a console is going save us.

Our only hope is a wormhole to another universe just like ours except Hilary and Atlanta won (call it universe B). We then introduce ourselves to our universe B counterparts (if they exist), seduce ourselves, have sex with ourselves, and then kill our universe B counterparts.

The seduction makes it easier to kill your counterpart, ask yourself if a version of you came from another universe, wouldn't you be a little curious? The sex isn't required but this may be your only chance to have sex with yourself. Why do you have to kill your counterpart? Because that bastard is probably going to realize you came for his glorious life where the Nazis didn't win.

Yes.

So Hightower turned down an extension from the Pats. Give that money to Butler and tag him...

Says who? Hightower to Houston confirmed?!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

We are three weeks away from people paying $40 for Street Fighter 2. My Joycons are third party prohibited.

Can't wait to play SF with an analog stick on a controller the size of Brett Favre's dick!

 

[Greg]

good afternoon, friends

Switch is shit

coffee is our savior

 

[WedgeX]

good afternoon, friends

Switch is shit

coffee is our savior

But I don't drink coffee.

 

[Hindl]

We are three weeks away from people paying $40 for Street Fighter 2. My Joycons are third party prohibited.

Don't be ridiculous

SFII isn't at launch

 

[Sanjuro]

Happy Pizza Day!

 

[Goro Majima]

this thread is more of a power bottom

Does our speed of making shit posts have something to do with that?

Happy Pizza Day!

Isn't that every day?

 

[bionic77]

good afternoon, friends

Switch is shit

coffee is our savior

You ain't shit!

Coffee was made for Switch!

 

[Sanjuro]

Isn't that every day?

No, today is the day!

 

[Goro Majima]

No, today is the day!

Like you eat more pizza today than usual or....?

I'm confused

 

[Bread]

Does our speed of making shit posts have something to do with that?

our speed of making shit posts has everything to do with it

 

[Pepiope]

Like you eat more pizza today than usual or....?

I'm confused

National pizza day. Someone buy me a pie.

 

[Sanjuro]

Like you eat more pizza today than usual or....?

I'm confused

You celebrate pizza. Like Thanksgiving.

Also, bagels too for some reason.

Fun Fact: Did you know when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime?

 

[yankeehater]

God damn at GTA4 being BC on XB1. Man the BC team is just killing it this gen.

 

[Greg]

But I don't drink coffee.

hot tea is included

and ice water

You ain't shit!

Coffee was made for Switch!

bionic, it's not too late to change your mind

I'm always here for you

God damn at GTA4 being BC on XB1. Man the BC team is just killing it this gen.

oh, wow, you can play the worst installment of the franchise? and it's only 8 years old?!

 

[yankeehater]

hot tea is included

and ice water

Switch has got you covered.

 

[MechDX]

Texans holding Training Camp in West Virginia. Saints previously held their camp at The Greenbriar there.

 

[Goro Majima]

oh, wow, you can play the worst installment of the franchise? and it's only 8 years old?!

If I wanted to pay money to play shitty old games I'd just buy a Switch

 

[Slo]

If I move to Seattle, do I have to switch teams?

 

[chuckddd]

hot tea is included

and ice water

Old age has made you soft.

 

[Hindl]

Having pink eye sucks

If I move to Seattle, do I have to switch teams?

I live in Boston now and I'm not a Pats fan

 

[yankeehater]

oh, wow, you can play the worst installment of the franchise? and it's only 8 years old?!

What you can do is play the games that you already own without some shitty company trying to charge you twice.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Of course I shart on the way to a meeting at work today.

 

[Greg]

If I wanted to pay money to play shitty old games I'd just buy a Switch

now we're talking!

What you can do is play the games that you already own without some shitty company trying to charge you twice.

copies of GTA4 should be destroyed

Old age has made you soft.

((

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Of course I shart on the way to a meeting at work today.

Scooter ready for the retirement home.

DM won.