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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT| - Servicing Us Boys

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JABEE

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wienke said:
Holy shit

No wonder you're so jaded that they cheated
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I was a child. I watched the game from home.

You have to realize all the years leading up to the Super Bowl. How close the Eagles were each season to winning it all. Only to find out later the Pats cheated their way to all those Super Bowls.
 
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cdyhybrid

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LILJON ‏@LilJon 6h
Congrats to my @AtlantaFalcons for makin it 2 the Super Bowl! If yall win everyone on the team is gettin a bottle of Don Julio 1942 from me!
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Falcons got this

wienke said:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ra...rops-out-of-las-vegas-stadium-deal-2017-01-30

Apparently Goldman Sachs is there to pick up the slack

The league was supposedly really leery of dealing with a casino owner because of gambling ties anyway
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:jnc maybe don't move the team to the gambling capitol of North America then, you fucks
 
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Mindlog

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wienke said:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ra...rops-out-of-las-vegas-stadium-deal-2017-01-30

Apparently Goldman Sachs is there to pick up the slack

The league was supposedly really leery of dealing with a casino owner because of gambling ties anyway
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Reading between the lines in a thick Italian Godfather accent.
“It’s clear the Raiders have decided their path for moving to Las Vegas does not include the Adelson family,”
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Is that racist? All right I'll switch to deez guyz.
 
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bionic77

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Can one of the Pats fans intervene and slow down the Trumps from destroying the world until April?

I know you guys are all business but let us live long enough to die as JoyConBrotherz.
 
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Goro Majima

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bionic77 said:
Can one of the Pats fans intervene and slow down the Trumps from destroying the world until April?

I know you guys are all business but let us live long enough to die as JoyConBrotherz.
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More importantly, do we have to pay this future VAT to a Chinese import that we preordered in January?
 
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ZeoVGM

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... Who was the blonde they just showed on the NFL Network? Was I supposed to know who she was because they said she's "there every year?"
 
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bionic77

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Alligatorjandro said:
Switch will survive the apocalypse
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I am not worried about the Switch surviving.

I personally want to survive long enough to enjoy the servicing and Zeldas offered by this masterpiece of a system.

Do me a favor and tell the Trumps to just chill for 2 months so the JoyConBoyz can rise and do our thing.
 
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Syrinx

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bionic77 said:
I am not worried about the Switch surviving.

I personally want to survive long enough to enjoy the servicing and Zeldas offered by this masterpiece of a system.

Do me a favor and tell the Trumps to just chill for 2 months so the JoyConBoyz can rise and do our thing.
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It's okay.

Once Switch arrives at our doorsteps, we will rise to a higher plane of existence.
 
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bionic77

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Syrinx said:
It's okay.

Once Switch arrives at our doorsteps, we will rise to a higher plane of existence.
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I emailed Reggie and asked if we get to play the Switch in heaven but he never answered my email.

I don't want to take a chance. We are THIS close to a true JoyConBoyz experience. This shit don't come along that often.
 
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PeterGAF

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bionic77 said:
I am not worried about the Switch surviving.

I personally want to survive long enough to enjoy the servicing and Zeldas offered by this masterpiece of a system.

Do me a favor and tell the Trumps to just chill for 2 months so the JoyConBoyz can rise and do our thing.
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If the Pats win the apocalypse will wait until at least after the Pats visit the White House and Trump giving plenty of time to play Zelda.

If the falcons win there will be nothing to delay it. Nothing to live for.

The Pats are the best hope for the Switch. You know it deep down in your heart.
 
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bionic77

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PeterGAF said:
If the Pats win the apocalypse will wait until at least after the Pats visit the White House and Trump giving plenty of time to play Zelda.

If the falcons win there will be nothing to delay it. Nothing to live for.

The Pats are the best hope for the Switch. You know it deep down in your heart.
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Call them by their proper name. Its the New England Trumps.

And I am not sure we are going to make it to the day that the Trumps visit the White House. I need you Trumpers to delay the end a little bit so we JoyConBoyz can have our day in the sun before the Trumps cover everything in darkness.
 
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Kastrioti

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wienke said:
http://nypost.com/2017/01/30/raiders-vegas-plans-derailed-as-billionaire-angrily-pulls-out-of-deal/

Came up on google

Asking the Raiders to pitch in 1.1 billion? Am I reading that right?

I don't think Mark Davis has that kind of cash
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The Chargers move fucked it up most likely.

I can't find the article right now but it was on Sports Illustrated. Essentially the owners were shocked that the Chargers are going to play in a venue that holds 26,000 and was the site of my high school winning the California CIF Soccer title.

The NFL doesn't want to be known as a product that constantly moves franchises.

Since 1993 the NFL has moved more franchises than any of the other major sports.
 
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ZeoVGM

Banned
So hey, new NFL-GAFer here.

Pats fan.

Sup.

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