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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT2| - I Mean Look What Our Teams Did For Us!

bionic77

Member
I had a Kobe Beef in a blanket recently where the blanket was covered in all the everything bagel toppings. It came with a spicy cheese dipping sauce too. It was really good, but the whole time I thought it was a waste of high quality beef to just put it in a hot dog
I thought you made hot dogs with all the garbage parts of a cow or whatever animal it was made from and not from the stuff that is usually 'meat'.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
More expensive hot dogs also are like half the calories of the ones loaded with junk.

Also turkey dogs have come a long, long way and taste delicious.
 

Gobias

Banned
Hot dogs usually really aren't that great by themselves so I see nothing wrong with just loading them up with a bunch of stuff.
 

WedgeX

Banned
Reminds of the Simpsons episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian and imagines what hot dogs are made of.

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Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Aren't they all made with intestines and shit though?

Also never liked Turkey hot dogs.

A lot of that is an urban legend. Many of your fancier sausages do use intestines as the casing though.

The "lips and assholes" are typically used in stuff like dog food or agricultural products more than anything. Hot dogs are probabaly more likely to be made from mechanically separated meat slurry. This is made via the "bone cannon" (this is what my coworkers called it) where small slivers of left over meat is stripped off of bone. Hot dog meat is also likely the left over trimmings from the more quality cuts but aren't necessarily good for ground pork, beef, or poultry.

Every part of the animal gets used but there are a few tiers below "hot dogs" that need to use all the leftover parts. Pigs feet, ears, bladders, large intestines, and other random parts have very specific commercial uses for instance.

Industrialized meat processing has come a long way in even the last 20-30 years. The latest rage continues to be shoving as much cheap poultry into everything that they can (with the added benefit of dropping caloric content across the board).
 
Participants in arm wrestling event in Vegas could face NFL fines

The NFL is looking into an arm wrestling contest at the MGM Grand casino in Las Vegas that reportedly featured more than 30 current and former players, including Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison and retired running back Marshawn Lynch.

NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy told ESPN on Sunday that the league just became aware of The Pro Football Arm Wrestling Championship and will be looking into it further.

Participating players could be in violation of the league's gambling policy and may face fines. League personnel are prohibited from making promotional appearances at casinos or other gambling-related establishments.

"Had we been asked in advance if this was acceptable, we would have indicated that it was in direct violation of the gambling policy," Joe Lockhart, NFL vice president of communications, told USA Today Sports, which first reported the league's concern over the event. "No one sought pre-approval."

The contest, which took place April 5-9, is scheduled to be broadcast on CBS on May 27-28, with the championship round shown on June 3.

A portion of the prize purses for both individual and team competitions will be donated to charities of the player's choice, according to the event's website. ESPN has reached out to event organizers for comment.

In addition to Harrison and Lynch, Miami Dolphins receiver Kenny Stills, San Francisco 49ers linebacker NaVorro Bowman and Oakland Raiders punter Marquette King were reportedly among the players who participated in the contest.

The arm wrestling contest is the latest test of the NFL's gambling policy, which has been in the spotlight recently with the Raiders' approved relocation to Las Vegas. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said the Raiders' relocation would not affect the league's gambling policies.

The league has been consistent in regard to events held at Las Vegas casinos. In 2015, a fantasy football convention featuring NFL players, including now-retired Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, was scheduled to be held at a Las Vegas convention center connected to the Venetian. In that case, the NFL warned participants that they could be in violation of the league's gambling policy and face potential fines. After the event was eventually canceled, organizers sued the NFL, but the case was later dismissed.

The NFL really is such a backwards ass bullshit league.
 
If you had to fight to the death and were given the choice, which would you choose: Fight James Harrison but you get a baseball bat, or fight Roberto Aguayo but he gets a baseball bat?
 

Hindl

Member
If you had to fight to the death and were given the choice, which would you choose: Fight James Harrison but you get a baseball bat, or fight Roberto Aguayo but he gets a baseball bat?

You have to look pretty hard to find a picture of James Harrison smiling. I wouldn't wanna fight that guy if I had a gun
 

Farooq

Banned
Couple of community college kids were throwing the ball around my neighborhood and I asked if I could join. Man my footwork was so good, Walsh would be proud.

60/40 weight distribution, driving off my back foot, perfect rotation of the hips, over the top release and proper follow through so my index finger hits opposite front pocket. I was throwing dimes. If only there was an offense that was built around route concepts 5 yards from the LOS. I am calling my local CFL team for a tryout.
 
REMINDER: Official Mock Draft time: April 10th at 8 a.m. PST

For new page:

Since the Browns have a team ready, Flo...BG...y'all are on the clock. You have until Noon to make a pick.

Teams without a team will be group pick, first choice to three votes or pick with most votes in two hours get auto-selected.

Remember the pick is who you think your team will pick not who you want (you hear that Mech??)
Write a quick write up on why your team will make that pick and how he fits your team.


1. Cleveland Browns - Flo,BG
2. San Francisco 49ers - bigosc2k, Doomsayer, TheSkullPrince
3. Chicago Bears
4. Jacksonville Jaguars
5. Tennessee Titans (from Los Angeles Rams)
6. New York Jets - Fox
7. Los Angeles Chargers - Fanto
8. Carolina Panthers - Grover
9. Cincinnati Bengals
10. Buffalo Bills
11. New Orleans Saints - dionysus
12. Cleveland Browns (from Philadelphia Eagles)
13. Arizona Cardinals
14. Philadelphia Eagles (from Minnesota Vikings) - Hindl
15. Indianapolis Colts
16. Baltimore Ravens - Blarry
17. Washington Redskins
18. Tennessee Titans
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Syrinx
20. Denver Broncos
21. Detroit Lions - Kastrioti
22. Miami Dolphins - Dolphins-Gaf
23. New York Giants - BigAT, Futurevoid, Striker
24. Oakland Raiders - Officerrob
25. Houston Texans - Dutch, Mech
26. Seattle Seahawks - cdy
27. Kansas City Chiefs
28. Dallas Cowboys - cashman
29. Green Bay Packers - Elfforkusu - Slo
30. Pittsburgh Steelers - DeaconKnowledge
31. Atlanta Falcons
32. New Orleans Saints (from Patriots) - dionysus
 

Hindl

Member
I'm liking the trend of Reuben Foster falling to 14 in recent mocks. Also warming up to the idea on taking Conley depending how the draft shakes out
 

Hindl

Member
Don't fuck this up Floy

Garrett on why he should go #1 said:
All right, imagine I'm Hue at that dinner. My franchise hasn't had a good quarterback since Bernie Kosar. Why should I take you first overall?

Because I'll be a difference maker from day one. And I'm not gonna be in any trouble. I'm just gonna make plays and bring a good atmosphere to your organization. And I'm gonna start winning and winning now. And because if you don't draft me No. 1, I will punish your team for the next 10 to 12 years. I'll knock your QB out of the game every time we play you, and I'll have to kick the hell out of No. 1, whoever it is.
 

Mindlog

Member
As the duly appointed representative of the Atlanta Falcons with the 31st pick in the draft we select 20 miles of light rail.
 
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